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Solomon Ikubor


This is the first scam letter I ever got, which I received at work. I thought I'd have some fun with them and the rest is history. Oddly enough I actually got two of them the same day (the other from Kee Ken). While not so odd in itself, these are the only two scam letters I've ever received at work in over a year. To this day I'm convinced they work together. The same IP addresses would appear with both their e-mails, although not on the same day, expect for one time. I'm sure they were at least working out of the same cybercafe at anyway.

I had no idea that anyone actually did this as a hobby until a month afterwards when I started searching for a way to get more scammers. This correspondence actually dragged on for a whopping 3 years, which surely qualifies as a scambaiting record!

 

July 11, 2003

Dear beloved best regards to you and the entire hold of the house hold of faith .this a very unespected event that caught me in the ivoury coast it is about my father unespected death it occure after a brif illiness in the hospital as a gospel brother it is quite unespected times are hard for me here i needed assistance to enable me to carry out some responsibility .I belong to an evangelical group here in the country but the war has kept many of us broke.
pls help me out evn by calling

Yours nel

Dearest Solomon,


Solomon, how the hell are you?! Yeah, times are hard, I know what you mean! Why, just the other day I left work at lunch time to pick up a Big Mac Meal from McDonalds, which normally only takes about 10-15 minutes to do, but this time I was stuck in traffic for over an hour and a half!!!

You know, when times are hard for me I like to turn to some inspirational quotes such as these:

You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.

It's not the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail -- Benjamin Franklin.

The only limits to the possibilities in your life tomorrow are the buts you use today. (that's definitely something to think about, hey Solomon?)

You can have anything you want in life, you just can't have everything you want.

Well, I guess I should take off and let you get back to your responsibilities in your evangelical group there!

Take care,
Frank Rizzo


Sun, 13 Jul 2003 01:13:21 +0200 (CEST)
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THANKS FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO LIFE IN PROVE BUT SIR ARE YOU HELPING ME OUT ? LIFE IS FULL OF CHALLEANGES AND THE BETTER ONES ONLY GET THERE BY GODS GRACE .
BLESS YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.

EVN NEL


Hello again my dearest friend!

How's the war going now? And yes, of course I am helping you out you silly wanker! I hope haven't had a bomb fallen on your loved ones yet! Well, yesterday was a very good day. My wife and I set up the new 90 gallon aquarium. It looks awesome now! I've attached a good pic of it for you to see! When times get hard, you can relax in front of it and watch the fish for awhile, and your problems just melt away! I can help you set up your first aquarium, and to stock it properly too Solomon! It will help you through these hard times for sure!

Your good friend,
Frank


Tue, 15 Jul 2003 22:18:42 +0200 (CEST)
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GOOD DAY SIR HOW IS YOUR LOVELY MADAM AND YOUR JOB ? PLEASE SIR SEE TO MY MIS UP ILOVE YOU WAY OF RECEPTION I WISH I COULD LIVE OVER THERE WITH YOU THERE AT THE MOMENT IT IS NOT SO EASSY FINICIALLY THE FAMILY NEEDED ASSISTANCE.

BLESS YOU FRIEND


Hey Solomon, you ol' bugger you! How's it going?! I trust you haven't been horribly dismembered yet by any falling bombs during this war - way to dodge 'em Sol! My job? My job sucks Sol!! I have to clean up corpses in a funeral home, and I hate it! Ever have to brush the teeth of an 80-year old corpse? Well, it's friggin' gross Sol, I can tell you that! The things we do to pay the rent, hey buddy?!

I hear ya on the "not so easy finically" Ya wanna talk not so easy financially, when I was growing up, we were so poor we had to eat dirt! Yeah, that's right, dirt....we'd put ketchup on the shit and eat it! That's how poor we were! We had to crawl naked across broken glass for ten miles to school every morning too! And water, well we couldn't afford such luxuries as water so we had to drink our own urine! Yeah, you wanna talk not so easy financially, I'm your man Sol, I'm tellin' ya!

Hang in there buddy, and keep dodgin' them bombs! Talk to ya again soon my friend!

Frank


Thu, 17 Jul 2003 23:01:08 +0200 (CEST)
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FRIEND YOU ARE SO KIND IN RECEPOCATION PLEASE DO TAKE ME FOR A CONVINCTION YOUR REPLY IS FULL OF FUN AND LIFE IN FINDING I REALLY WANT TO BE YOUR CLOSE FRIEND HERE THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS EQUAL YOUR BEING THERE TODAY IS GOD GIVING GRACE THE WORLD IS FULL OF VISION ONLY GOD CAN DIRECT US BUSINESS BREAK THROUGH COMES WHEN WE DO NOT ESPECT SOME TIMES WE PLAN FOR THEM ALL I MEAN IS THAT IT IS QUITE DIFFICULT AT THE MOMENT FOR ME TO HANDLE THE CHILDREN EDUCATION HAS TO GO ON AND ALL OTHER STURFS GOD ONLY CAN COMMUNICATE YOU THIS IS A DIFFRENCES PLEASE I AM IN THE CIRCLE OF DIFFRENCES

GOD GIVES AND DIRECTS OUR STEPS ILOVE YUOR BEING FRIENDLY LIKE I SAID IN THE OTHER MAIL HOW I WISH I COULD COME OVER AND STUDY AND WORK OVER THERE TO HELP THE FAMILY OUT .

FRIENDLY SOLOMON.

GREATE YOUR LOVELY WIFE AND THE FAMILY TELL ALL


Yes Solomon, and did you know that the "dynamic range" of a scene is the contast ratio between its brightest and darkest parts. A plate of evenly-lit mashed potatoes outside on a cloudy day is low-dynamic range. The interior of an ornate cathedral with light streaming in through its stained-glass windows is high dynamic range. In fact, any scene in which the light sources can be seen directly is high dynamic range.

A High-Dynamic Range image is an image that has a greater dynamic range than can be shown on a standard display device, or that can be captured with a standard camera with just a single exposure. HDR images also have the important property that their pixel values are proportional to the amount of light in the world corresponding to that pixel, unlike most regular images whose pixel values are nonlinearly encoded.

HDR Images are typically generated by combining multiple normal images of the same scene taken with different intensity levels, or as the result of creating a global illumination rendering. In practice, high dynamic range pixels use floating-point numbers, capable of representing light quantities of one to a million and beyond. Low-dynamic range images usually represent pixels using eight bits per channel, with pixel values ranging as integers between 0 and 255. This is certainly something to think about, don't you think Solomon?

Frank


Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:12:10 +0200 (CEST)
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DEAREST FRANK NICE OF YOU YOU COULD BE A FIRST CLASS IN YOUR SCHOOL DAYS I CAN SEE YOU ARE REALLY NEAT IN YOUR MAKING SPEACH BUT THE REASON WHY THE WORD ARE STILL IN NOT DIGESTION IS THE SOLUTION TO THIS FAMILY OF MY HAVE TO PLACE THEM FOR GOD CAN USE THE MOST COMMON THING ON EARTH TO BRIGHT THE FACE OF THE NEEDY FRIEND I UNDERSTAND BUT IS THE CASE YOUR HANDS IS REALLY NEEDED LOVING ONE IS JUST THE START THE HOME EARNTAINMENT IS THE MAIN SHOWN .

REGARDS SOLOMON AND FAMILY.


Sol you ol' bugger you! How's it hanging Rubber Neck?! First class in my school days?! What are you kidding me Sol? I quit school when I was only in the 4th grade. Don't be yankin' my chain like that buddy! I had to go work in the uranium mines to help support my family! We were so poor we had to eat dirt! Dirt Sol! I don't have any hair to speak of now, and I glow in the friggin' dark!! That's right Sol, I'm a goddamn human nightlight now!

Whatya talkin' about ol' buddy, "still in not digestion is the solution..."??! What solution are you trying to digest there Sol, Windex?? That's some wicked shit you're "digesting" with such talk like that! You've really got a way with words there my friend. Man, sometimes I think I've gotta drop some acid to make any sense at all I tell ya! I'm still working on "...so kind in recepocation please do take me for a convinction..." I think that's some kind of code shit or something...I think I've almost got it cracked now! You're a prisoner of war or something, right Sol? Your captors are screening your e-mails, so you've gotta use this code shit! Don't worry buddy, I'm onto them, and I'm getting you outta there! Don't you worry my friend, I'll "bright the face of the needy friend" alright! Just hang in there, and keep dodgin' them bombs, ya hear!

Talk to ya later fruitcake!
Frank


Sol, are you still alive??!! You've gotta hang in there buddy!! Focus my friend! I'm getting you outta there soon! I'm still working on cracking your code, and I think I've almost got it! You just got to focus my friend, and stay the hell off of the Windex! Help is on the way!! There's this crazy bastard with $45 million USD to give away right there in the Ivory Coast, I think he's going bright the face of the needy friend too! Focus my friend, FOCUS!!

Frank


Solomon,

What has happened to you? Talk to me! Friends do not ignore friends like this Solomon! What kind of friend are you? You said you were "Friendly Solomon", but I think not. I open my heart to you, and you spit in my face like this?! What the fuck kind of person are you Solomon?! My enemies are more "friendly" than that! How dare you! Remember when I said your old man was a good man? Well, I lied. He was a bastard, just like you are! I shared with you intimate details of my life, and then you just toss me aside like an empty Dorito bag!

Not so friendly,
Frank


Wed, 30 Jul 2003 22:39:50 +0200 (CEST)
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FRANK GOD UNDERSTANDS.

IT DOS SOUND SO BUT I DID NOT TURN YOU DOWN I IT WAS THE CIRCUMSTANCES THAT IS AROUND HAS KEPT ME OFF THE NET PLEASE YOU CAN SEE TO THINGS FOR YOUR SELF THE FAMILY IS STILL IN MISUP YOU KNOWN I HAVE TO BE THERE SOME WHO CARES SHOWS IT THIS IS AFRICA. LIKE I TOLD YOU OF THE ASSISTANCE NEEDED . FRIEND YOU ARE A FRIEND.

WHAT ABOUT MY OLD MAN IN THIS WHY DID YOU PASS AN INSULT LIKE THAT PLEASE STOP IT FRIEND AND TALK TO ME LIKE A BROTHER.

GREETINGS TO YOUR WIFE AND FAMILY OUT THERE.


Sol old buddy, I can't stay mad at you!! God understands? I'm sure glad somebody actually understands what the fuck you're saying! What circumstances? No need for the mystery games here, I'm having enough fun cracking this damn code of yours as it is! I hope you weren't in the "safers cinique" like my buddy Kee Ken over there in the Ivory Coast. Has he gotten any of that cash to you yet? I've asked him I don't know how many times to help you out. He's always blabbing on about how it's so fucking urgent to get all this money over here, and so I respond and then don't hear from him for days! Whatya make of that Sol? Is this some kind of Ivory Coast custom to keep ignoring friends like that??

So I was thinking, how about I come over there instead? I could really get into that! You know, visit the cradle of civilization, get down to my ancient roots as man and we could both run naked across the Serengeti plains together and chuck spears at zebras and shit, and swim with the cichlids in Lake Malawi! That sounds like a pretty sweet time to me, whatya think Sol?!

Frank


Thu, 31 Jul 2003 18:27:37 +0200 (CEST)
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LOVELY FRANK YOUR VISIT COULD BE INTRESTING MABE YOU COME WITH A GLOBAL VIEW I HOPE TO ARRANGE IT BEFORE YOUR VISIT WHO IS KEE THE MOON IS NOW IN SHAPE BUT THE RAIN COMES TO FALL ALL THE WAY THAT IS GOD IS IN CONTROL YOU HANDS IS NEEDED

FRIENDLY SOLOMON


Whoa, now hold on there Sol buddy...my hands is needed??! Now just because I suggested we go running naked together across the Serengeti plains, don't go getting all excited on me! I don't swing that way, ok buddy? Yeah, it'll be interesting alright. No need to arrange it though, I've got it all booked now! I arrive August 17th at 2:00 AM on Royal Air Maroc flight #533, and I've got a room booked at the Golf hotel inter-continental abidjan.

So the moon is now in shape but the rain comes to fall all hey Sol? Ok, now you're really starting to freak me out there buddy. Didn't I tell you to lay off of that Windex shit for me there? You've got to stay focused for me so I can bust you outta that joint alive, ok?

Lovely Frank


Sun, 3 Aug 2003 23:19:07 +0200 (CEST)
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Beloved friend that is intresting you have all needs prepared so then what do i do ? Plesae inform me if any way i could be of help may the lord GOD almighty guild you as you progress your journey. please help me pass to your wife out there happyness and healty going .

friendly solomon.


You bet your ass you can help out Sol, and if the lord god almighty wants to help out too, then all the better! First, you can round up a couple high quality spears and sharpen them up real good for our zebra hunting expedition. I'm really looking forward to this!

Also, this trip is costing me some serious cash, and I intend on making it all back while I'm there, and hopefully a little extra too if all goes well. I figure if we bag a couple of Black Rhinos, the horns off of those fuckin' things outta bring in at least $5,000 USD! We'll need a decent rifle for the job. I'm thinkin' a HEYM .600 Nitro Express outta do it! You may think something like the 257 Weatherby will do just fine, but if I'm standing there with a very pissed off 4,500 lb Black Rhino charging at me from 20 paces away, I don't wanna be pointing that wimpy piece of shit at him, that's for damn sure! May as well just start throwin' rocks at the fuckin' thing!

We also need to find out where our friend Kee Ken lives so we can pay him a little visit I think. I've asked this fuckin' guy I don't know how many times to help you out, and he's done shit for you! He lives right fuckin' there and is sitting on $45 million USD, but just can't be bothered to "bright the face of the needy friend"! Well, how's about you and I drop by his place and "bright" his fuckin' face real good, hey Sol?!!

Now I know it's a lotta shit to ask of you in such a short amount of time, but I'm sure you'll pull through. You're good that way my friend!

Talk to ya again soon doorknob,

Friendly Frank


Wed, 6 Aug 2003 02:12:24 +0200 (CEST)
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Dearest friend

good of that this friend of yours is he a canadian ? Cos that is a greate deal well i wait on your arrival please could you help me to buy some sturf along for me like clothing shoe ?
At your comming

friendly solomon.


Dearest Sol, I'll buy you a clothing shoe alright....actually, I'll buy you TWO shoes, how's that for generosity my good friend?! And if you make out good with all the shit I asked you to get together, I'll throw in a sock or two as well!

No, this so-called "friend" is right there in the Ivory Coast, and we're going to pay this fuckin' prick a little visit! He used to be in the military, but he retired recently along with a shitload of cash that he stole from the military over the years. We may have some trouble finding him, he's a really slippery cocksucker! I think we can get somewhere by going through his greasy lawyer, Larry Simpleton, er uh, I mean Splinton. His office is on avenue 22rue 44 riveria abidjan. Careful if you decide to go there without me, there's some really freaky shit going on in his "chambers"!

Sounds to me like you've been starting to lay off of the Windex, your speech isn't quite as fucked up as usual there Sol! Good to see, gotta stay focused there my friend!

See you soon dickwad,
Frank


Fri, 8 Aug 2003 22:58:37 +0200 (CEST)
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FRIEND I JUST GET THROUGH YOUR MAIL I WILL GO TO SEE FOR YOU PLEASE NOTE MY SIZE OF SHOE IS 44 TROUSERS W 39 LENGTH 49 SHIRT IS LARGE AS REGARDS TO MY GOING WITH YOU WHAT IS THE THINGS THAT IS NEEDED TO BE PUT IN PLACE BEFORE YOUR ARIVEAL

YOURS TRUELY SOLOMON.


Whooaaa, hang on with the measurements there buddy...what, do I look like your fuckin' tailor or something??! I never mentioned anything about no shirt or trousers. Christ, talk about give a guy an inch and he takes a fuckin' foot! Size 39 waist? I guess you're not hurtin' like those sorry looking fuckers on the UNICEF commercials, hey Sol? You gotta lay off of the monkey meat there my friend, fuckin' shit goes right to your waist I tell you!

Along with all that shit I asked for before, you can also find us a really good aluminum bat for our little visit to Kee Ken's place there. Try and get a Louisville Slugger Scandium XS. With it's breakthrough combination of aluminum, zinc, copper, zirconium, magnesium and traces of titanium, along with scandium for ultimate alloy strengthening, and an alloy strength of 100 ksi, this fuckin' thing will smash that prick's bones like they were made of fuckin' balsa wood!! How ya makin' out on all that other shit anyway?

Take care numb nuts,
Frank


Wed, 13 Aug 2003 00:22:58 +0200 (CEST)
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Friend frank how is it going with you over there hope fine ? If doxology your arrival is my watch ward please do in form me on mail as soon as you are on the air if the need let me have your phone number so as to communicate you .In your request of address look up is still in search.

please do your best as the best keep you at all confort .

friendly solomon.


Solomon, my friend!! Why, I'm doing just fuckin' great! I trust you are alive and well and still all in one piece. What's this shit about doxology?? You talkin' toxicology? Am I going to get fuckin' poisoned over there or what?! Come on, the food can't be that fuckin' bad! I'm even willing to give that monkey meat shit a try! You've got it buddy, my cel number is 1-757-622-7382.

So I picked out your shoes already! Here's a pic of them, are they fuckin' cute or what?! You won't have to take no shit from anyone with these fuckin' things on! Nobody wants to get their ass kicked by fuzzy little bunnies, that's for sure! And the ladies, why they'll be all over you like flies on shit my friend!! You'll have to beat them off of you with a stick whenever you go out on a night on the town with these beauties on!

So how ya making out on all that shit I asked for? You know, if it's a problem don't worry about it. Just bring me to the worst shithole bar you can find there and we'll scope out the shadiest fuckin' characters in the joint, you know, some mercenary type fuckers and what not, and they outta be able to help us out with what we need. Keep up the good work buddy, and I'll see you soon there Sparky!

Friendly Frank


Fri, 15 Aug 2003 11:54:59 +0200 (CEST)
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Dearest you are safe and covered in the hands of the almighty nothing gona hurt you thanks for your reminder

friendly solomon


I've got you covered too buddy!! You watch my back, I watch yours, right Sol?! I'm about to catch my flight, then it's Abidjan bound my friend! Remember, it's Royal Air Maroc flight #533, arriving at 2:00 AM.

I'll wear some shit so that even a fuckin' wingnut like you can pick me out of the crowd. I'll be wearing purple spandex pants with little yellow happy faces on them, a pair of those bunny slippers I got you, a pirate hat and a T-shirt with a big picture of a dancing dick on it. Yeah, I'm sure I'll be real fuckin' popular at the airport there, but I can't take any chances with you. Sorry to say it, but sometimes I swear that you couldn't even pour water out of a fuckin' boot with instructions on the heel! I guess you slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching, hey buddy?! Not to worry, I'm sure we'll make out good!

See ya soon dipshit
Frank


Sun, 17 Aug 2003 21:18:48 +0200 (CEST)
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GOOD DAY FRANK WHATS GOING ON I WAS AT THE AIR PORT AT ABOUT 12am TILL 7am YOU WERE NOT AT THE SEEN I REALLY HARD A BLOW IN MY MIND ARE YOU IN THE COUNTRY? I CALLED THE HOTEL TO CONFARM YOUR ROOM STILL NO RESPONSE ALL I NEED TO KNOWN IS ARE YOU DOING WELL ? PLEASE HELP ME TO GET BETTER BY YOUR PRESENT INFORMATION

FRIENDLY SOLOMON


Solomon my friend!!!

Well, this has certainly been a week I'll never forget, that's for fuckin' sure!!! Just before leaving for my flight, I slipped on some fresh greasy cat shit in the hallway and was fuckin' tumbling around on it to get back up, freakin' out like an idiot because I was running late for my flight. Well, there's no fuckin' way I could board my flight with fuckin' greasy rancid cat shit all over me, and there was certainly no time to wash these clothes which I was supposed to be wearing so you could spot me in the airport, so I had to change into different clothes. I should've sent you a picture of myself, and have gotten a picture of you too, so we would've still been able to find each other! Just as I stepped off of my flight in Abadjan, these two big fuckin' goons come up to me and escort me off to their car. I was so drunk and tired from the flight, no to mention the magic mushrooms I ate just before getting on the flight to make it more pleasant, that I didn't know what the fuck was going on! Next thing you know, I'm being dragged out of the car out in the middle of nowhere, and these guys they start beating me like a fuckin' pinata until I passed out!

Apparently, I was laying there out cold for over a day! I could barely stand up, and I had to hitchhike back to the city to get help. I had to drag my beaten ass all the fuckin' way from Avenue Du Generral De Gaulle to Avenue Nogues Le Plateau for the Canadian Embassy there, and they were able to get me home immediately for medical attention, so I wouldn't have to get treated by some fuckin' voodoo prick there! I just got released from hospital this afternoon. I was finally able to focus my eyes enough to send off a message to you to let know I'm alright, and I'm not mad at you because it's not at all your fault. You had no way of knowing which person coming off the plane was me. I can't believe I didn't think of exchanging pictures of ourselves first, it all went so quickly!

I hope all's well with you, and thanks for being there for me buddy!

Frank


Fri, 22 Aug 2003 10:44:19 +0200 (CEST)
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FRIEND I AM VERY SORRAY FOR THE MISUP ONLY GOD CAN REWARD THEM I WAS SO WORRIED THANK BE TO GOD ALMIGHTY FOR LIFE WHERE ARE YOU NOW STILL IN THE CANADIAN EMBASSY HERE IN COTE D IVORE?

PLEASE LET ME KNOWN THIS


Fri, 22 Aug 2003 14:18:47 +0200 (CEST)
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FRIEND I AM VERRY SORRAY THIS IS A MISTAKE THANK GOD YOU ARE THERE AND SAFE PLEASE ADVICE ME ON HOW TO GET YOU
FRIENDLY SOLOMON
I SENT A MAIL TO YOU I DID NOT KNOWN IF YOU GET IT . INFACT IT IS A BLOW TO MY RESPONSIBILITY I LOVE TO SEE YOU SOON AS POSIBILE.


Sol my man! How the hell are you?!! Not to worry buddy, I'm finally safe and well again and back home here in Canada. So do you think those guys that did that to me were maybe Kee Ken's men??! I'm going to get that fucking bastard good now for sure! It'll be awhile before I can afford to go again, and now we're going to have to bag at least four Black Rhinos now to make up my cost on these trips.

So tell me about yourself there buddy! Christ, I've told you my whole childhood and every detail about my present life, and yet still I don't know shit about you! Are you running from the fuckin' law or something? What's up with all the secrecy there Sol?? How about some pics of you and the family there? I'm sure I can round one up some of me and the wife.

I'm looking forward to hearing all about your life's story there now buddy! Talk to you again soon pinhead.

Frank

P.S. How's about giving me your mailing address too so I can at least send your new shoes to you for now!


Tue, 26 Aug 2003 12:05:33 +0200 (CEST)
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GOOD DAY BUDDY WATH ITME IS IT PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR LATE RESPONSE IT WAS DUE TO SOME CIRCUMSTANCES THAT WAS OFF MY HIGHTS THE FAMILY ARE STILL TRYING TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET I AM THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY MY MOM IS STILL OUT THERE WELL YOU ALREADY KNOWN THE PLIGHT THINGHS ARE REAL DIFFRENT FOR NOW IN FACT IT IS REAL A STRONG HOLD .
THE ADDRESS IS 05 BP 308 ABIDJAN 05 TREM COTE D IVORY
THIS IS A CHURCH ADDRESS THANKS FOR YOUR BEING KIND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY .


Hey, no problem buddy! And your new shoes are on their way in the mail!

Ok, so I feel like I know you so much better now with that in depth information you just gave me there Sol...jeezus, what the fuck was that?? Come on, talk to me Sol!!! What's your favorite color, favorite food, anything!!! So far I can tell you've got a personality to match your I.Q. there!

Well, I'm still going to send some pics of me and the wife here anyway. Here's a photo of me:

Frank's Photo

My wife:

Frank's Wife

My mother:

Frank's Mother

I never told you about my mother. You can see why now, hey Sol! We keep her in the basement and throw some food down the stairs to her every once in awhile. I'm pretty sure she's still alive, at least there's never been any stench that would indicate she's rotting away down there.

So I'm looking forward to seeing some pictures of you and the family there Sol!

Talk to you again soon fuckwit.

Friendly Frank


How you makin' out on the photos there Sol? I guess they don't have one hour developing over there in the Ivory Coast hey?

Frank


Tue, 2 Sep 2003 01:56:34 +0200 (CEST)
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BROTHER IT IS QUITE INTRESTING BUT IS SOMEWHERE IN THE PRESENTATION ALL THE SAME WE SHALL SOME DAY GET TOGETHER FOR REAL AND KNOWN EACH OTHER BETTER THAN WE DO NOW . PLEASE IS MY PROMISE COMMING OR ? I CALLED YOUR OFFICE THE PHONE WAS ANSWERING ME IN LANGUAGES I REALLY LOVE TO SPEAK WITH YOU I HAD A MIS UP NOW THE FAMILY ARE NOT THAT BETTER THERE IS AN OVERWHELMING MISUP SINCE DADS DEATH ALL OUR HOPE IS NOW ON GODS RIGHTEOUS HAND FRANK WE ARE FRIENDS WE CAN SHARE BURDEN AND HELP OUT THINGS GOD KNOWNS THE THINGS I AM IN TO ONLY THE DIVINE INTERVENTION CAN CHANGE THINGS OVER SOME TIMES I TAKE TIMES TO REPLY YOUR MAILS THER IS A HEAVY BURDEN ON THE FAMILY AND ME BUT GOD HAS PROMISED THAT HE WILL NOT LET US DOWN TALK TO ME PLEASE BUDDY . YOU PROMISED ME SOME CLOTHING SHOE E.T.C BUT YET NO SHOW YET.

GREETINGS TO YOUR WIFE FAMILY OUT THERE AND WORKERS IN YOUR ORGANISATION ESPECTING YOUR REPLY

FRIENDLY SOLOMON.


Sat, 6 Sep 2003 12:55:56 -0700 (PDT)
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FRIEND WHERE ARE YOU .

AS FOR ME I AM WAITING ON YOU FOR A PURPOSE

MY ESPECTED ARE THEY ON LINEAGE.

FRIENDLY SOLOMON


Wed, 10 Sep 2003 13:45:09 +0200 (CEST)
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Dear sir frank how is it going with you over there ? Hope fine i have been especting your mail and getting up my self worried saying is my friend out there please get back to me so as to known the current .

Greatings to your org and family
Yours truely solomon


Mon, 22 Sep 2003 20:14:02 +0200 (CEST)
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Hellow beloved friend it is quite along time i hard from you. Are in the country or what else please do keep me inform your telephone number is always speaking languages i really felt your out of contact please remember the purpose to which GOD brought us for one i taught i would have been living in your country in a new direction.
please get back to me


Mon, 6 Oct 2003 16:55:36 +0200 (CEST)
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GOOD DAY FRIEND HOW IS THINGS IN CIRCLE ARE YOU GETING ALONG WELL FOR ME IT IS GOD GRACE . GREETINGS TO YOU ALL OUT THERE AND THE FAMILY . I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR PARKAGE AS PROMISED PLEASE ARE YOU CERTAIN OF IT BEEN POSTED? COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON AS WE PRESS HARD FOR THE CHANGE OF TIME.

KINDLY SOLOMON


Sol you crazy fucker, how's it going??!!! So my telephone's been speaking languages to you all this time??! Christ, I think I'm gonna have to give this Windex shit a try myself here!

So, good news my shoeless friend! I talked to somebody there who said they're going to help you out! His name is John Michael, and he lives right there in Abidjan!! You've just got to give him a call and he'll get you all the clothing shoes you can imagine! Call him at 225 0794 8813. If you can't get a hold of him with that number, try 225 0590 2958. Ask for John Michael, and he wants to help you Sol.

Good luck there buddy!

Frank


Sun, 12 Oct 2003 22:10:52 +0200 (CEST)
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FRIEND INFACT I WILL SAY SORRAY FOR NOT RESPONDING ALL THIS WHY WELL FRANK I CALLED THE NUMBER AND THE RECEIVER ASKED OF MY MAIL WHICH I GAVE TO HIM TILL DATE THERE IS NO RESPONSE .YOU ARE IN THE BETTER SIDE TO GET IT DONE BY THE GRACE OF GOD ALMIGHTY.
PLEASE YOUR HANDS IS NEEDED.

THANKS SOLOMON


Yeah, you can't rely on that fuckin' malaria ridden cocksucker for anything! Well, you need to call his attorney's office, Gogo Chambers, right now and they'll probably want you to come in and sign something because I'm making you the beneficiary of his fund, so you'll be rollin' in the fuckin' dough there in no time at all my friend!!

His phone number is: 0022507895440. Ask for Mr. Jogo Gogo. Tell him Frank Rizzo sent you.

Sol, I don't suppose you've got a telephone there you useless prick, do you?? How about giving me your number so I can help you out better, ok buddy?

Later dipshit,
Frank


What the fuck Sol???!! You really disappoint me you lazy prick!!! I tried to help you, but you could not make any effort to get help!! I asked you to call Gogo Chambers, and to give me your number, but that was just too much like fucking work for you, hey Sol??! What, am I supposed to put these fucking shoes on your feet and tie them for you too, are you that fucking lazy??!!!

I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go, you're just too fucking hopeless to be helped!!

Goodbye forever Sol, and don't bother writing back!!

Frank


Date: Sun, 2 Nov 2003 23:03:16 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [213.136.114.105]

HAPPY DAY BROTHER FRANK
INFACT I AM SHORT OF WORDS PLEASE DO HAVE ME ESQUISE CIRCUMSTANCES HAS BROUGHT DID KNOWN THAT DAVID A READY KNOWN KING TO BE IN ISRAEL NEVER FIND IT SO LIGHT HE HAD TO SPEND SOME OF HIS TIME OUT OF HIS KINGS SHIP BELOVED BROTHER I AM NOT SURPRISED ABOUT YOUR MAIL ACTUALLY YOU ARE
REALLY MAKING A MEANING TO ME BUT I HAVE TO ESPLAIN I CALLED AS INSTRUCTED ALL WE HAD WAS APPOINTMENT AND THEY NEVER RECEPOCATED I TRY TO GET TO KNOWN IF I CAN GET TO HIM STILL THE SAME THING PLEASE FRANK THE DEATH OF MY DAD HAS REALLY BLOW ME KIND OF MY PHONE AND SOME OTHER PROPERITY WAS DOWN FOR THIS INFACT I DID NOT HAVE A MOBILE PHONE FOR NOW THER IS SOME DIFFRIENCES THE FAMILY IS REALLY LIVING BY HIS GRACE THE PHONE INSTALLATION AND NUMBER IS ABOUT 250USD PLEASE FRANK UNDERSTAND MY PLIGHT I WHICH YOU CAN SEE ME AND THE FAMILY THEN I KNOWN I NEED NOT TO SAY MUCH ONLY GOD UNDERSTAND PLEASE DO NOT BE CARRIED AWAY BY THIS ACT I AM SORRAY PLEASE YOUR HELP IS NEEDED I NEED YOUR HELP

Yours truely solomon.


Thu, 6 Nov 2003 17:24:46 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [213.136.114.105]

HELLOW FRANK HOW HAVE YOU BEEN TODAY HOPE FINE? COMPLIMENTS PROGRESSIVE ADVANCEMENT TO YOU AND THE HEALTY FAMILY THE GOOD HANDS OF THE LORD KEEP YOU ALL PLEASE DO TAKE THINGS KOOL ALWAYS THE LION IS WAITING BUT THE EAGLE ASPIRES TO GO HIGH LET US PUT OFF DIFFRENCES SO AS TO LET THE TRUE LOVE RAINS

Thanks solomon.

A well come back .


Christ sakes, how many times do I gotta flush before you go away??!!! Ok, I know a couple other people in Cote d'Ivoire that may be able to help out, but you've gotta give me some time to work on them, so hang in there Sol, ok?

Frank


Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2003 15:00:38 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [193.220.188.38]

FRIEND IT IS AMAZING TO HERE YOU AGAIN THANKS I WILL BE WAITING AS YOU PUT IN YOUR BEST GREETINGS TO ALL AT HOME

FRIENDLY SOLOMON.


Good stuff Sol, just keep checking your e-mail every day. I need you to be on the ball there, I can't be waiting around for a week or so for you to respond, you understand? These people need you to act immediately in order to help you, ok?

Frank


Thu, 27 Nov 2003 20:20:32 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [213.136.125.122]

HAPPY TO GET YOU ON LINE AGAIN COMPLIMENTS HOW DO YOU MEAN I WANT YOU TO PUT ME THROUGH SO AS NOT TO GET LEAD OFF.

KINDLY SOLOMON.


Not quite sure what your babbling about with the lead there Sol, but I need you to keep checking your box every day for awhile now. These people that might help you, they will need you to act fast. We can't wait a week every time for you to respond, ok? If I play my cards right, I should be able to get one of these pricks to give you a pair of shoes soon, maybe Italian leather even! Nothing but the best for my buddies! Size 44, right? Remember, check your box every day. It probably won't be until next week sometime, but it would be good idea to be ready now.

Frank


Hey Sol you crazy fucker, how's it going??!!! I've got great news friend!! I've finally lined someone up who promised me they will deliver a new pair of shoes to you - size 44 even, just like you asked!! Her name is Elisabeth Hobbat and she'll be delivering them on behalf of Frank Rizzo, my business partner.

Sol, I told her you don't have a phone so I gave her your address that you gave me here:
05 BP 308 Abidjan 05 Is that still the correct address? I asked her for her phone number so you can call her and arrange to get your new shoes in case she has trouble finding you with that address you gave me.

Even better news yet, I'm working on several more people to get you more clothing too!!! I'll get those trousers you wanted next! Anything else you need there Sol? Just let me know, and I'll get these pricks to get it for you!!

Keep checking your e-mail everyday now Sol!!!

Your friend,
Frank


Sol, what the fuck are you doing??!! I thought you were ready to work with me to get help, and now you've disappeared again!! I'm really upset with you this time!!! I was working hard all week to arrange some help for you, and now that a couple people are ready to help you, you don't respond!! I told you that you need to check your e-mail often, but you didn't listen, or maybe you just don't care?!!

Another thing, one of these people got your shoes for you and was trying to give them to you, but they said that address you gave me does not exist!! They were all over Abidjan, and there's no such place as 05 BP 308 Abidjan 05!! What the fuck are you doing to me Solomon, you're really making me look bad with these people!!!

This person said you can call her uncle, and he'll make sure you get the shoes. He is a reverend at a catholic church in Abidjan, here's his contact:

Rev. Fr. Austine Francis
Bassam Catholic Church
Abidjan
Telephone: +22507611555

Solomon, call this man right now and arrange to get your new shoes, or you'll never hear from me ever again!!

Frank

<I worked on several mugus with the sole purpose of getting them to bring Sol some clothes. I'll only bother posting this one though:

Sella Mambala Letters
5,179 words


SOLOMON, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO MAD IN ALL MY LIFE!!!!!!


Thu, 11 Dec 2003 15:15:11 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [213.136.114.105]

PLEASE FRIEND I AM SORRAY FOR LATE RESPONSE I MET WITH THEM ONLY A LEAFE LET WAS IT. DID YOU SEND IT THROUGH THEM?

ARE THEY YOUR BUSINESS PARTINERS?
I AM SITLL WAITING.


Sol, about fucking time!!! Are you kidding me?? All they gave you was a fucking leaflet???!!! Those cocksuckers, how the fuck are you supposed to wear a fucking leaflet?!!!! I can't believe it, they were suppose to give you a pair of trousers, and possibly a shirt too! That lying bitch told me they gave you some gifts and that you were starving and shit! Sol, you're telling the truth, right?!

They were going to be business partners, but only on the condition they deliver some clothes to you. According to you, they didn't, so I guess they won't be business partners now!!! Well, I'm going to have a little chat with them right fucking now Sol.

Oh yeah, and what about your address. Why did you give me a false address??!! How do I know you're not lying to me about this leaflet when you lied to me about your address. Nobody can find it Sol. I have someone else that tried to bring you shoes, but they couldn't find that bullshit address you gave me, because it doesn't fucking exist!!!! Christ, I don't know who the fuck to believe anymore!! Can't you give me your correct address so you can actually start collecting this stuff???! Keep checking your e-mail everyday, I may have the phone number for the person with your shoes very soon! If not, there's a few more people that may be getting you some clothes too. Is there anything else you need there Sol?

Frank


My friend, I almost forgot. The person with the shoes for you asked for you to e-mail her, so you can arrange a place for her to deliver your shoes to you in Abidjan. Her name is Elisabeth Hobbat and her e-mail is: elisabeth_hobbat@yahoo.ca

Good luck to you Sol, and I hope you finally get your shoes with her!

Frank


Sol, are you alright there?!! Why aren't you talking to me??!! Do you not want my help or what???!!! I asked about that leaflet shit, and they claim they gave you trousers, a shirt and some money, is that true Sol?? I think it's a lie, but I need to hear it from you, because I know you don't lie buddy! Did you e-mail that Elisabeth Hobbat yet?? How did that go, did you get your shoes from her yet?! So talk to me for fuck sakes!!!

Frank


Tue, 16 Dec 2003 16:31:15 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [213.136.125.162]

Good day mr frank.
my conditions is so misconcepted i seem to get you but then getten you is a real thing about your business partiners they gave me a shirt and a throuser .and some torken .

please sir my conditions is so bad i need your assistance finicialy .

looking forward to your reply.

solomon.


Wed, 17 Dec 2003 20:07:32 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [193.220.188.38]

HELLOW FRIEND HOW IS IT GOING DID YOU RECEIVE MY MAIL. THERE IS THIS QUESTION I HAVE IN MY MIND I HAVE ASKED IT BEFOR DID YOU SEND THOSE THINGS THROUH YOUR PARTINERS TO ME ?

FOR I NEED TO KNOWN SO AS NOT TO PLAY STUPID FOR I AM IN A DIFFICULT SITUATION IT TAKES THE GRACE OF GOD FOR ONE TO SCALE THROUGH IN FACT MY FAMILY CURRENT CONDITION IS SO UNESPECTED BELOVED AT THE MOMENT

I AM NOT SOUND IN HEALTH WISE PLEASE I KNOWN YOU ARE A MAN SENT BY GOD ALMIGHTY TO ME. PLEASE INFORM ME ON ANY PROCEDURE AS YOU PROGRESS.

SOLOMON.


Yeah well, you still haven't answered any of my questions yet either. Nobody can find that address you gave me, apparently it's a postal address? I've got people that have shoes and shit, but they can't find you! This is not good Sol, I look like a fuckin' idiot here! I've been putting all this work into helping you, and you're making me look bad.

I didn't send those things from here in Canada through my partners, I asked them to get those things for you there. Are they good quality clothes Sol? I want nothing but the best for my good buddy you know! You didn't even thank me for it you ungrateful prick! I want to see what these clothes look like myself, so I asked them to take a picture of you in them. Can't wait to see them!

Have you contacted Elisabeth Hobbat yet?? She's got some shoes to go with your trousers and shirt.

Frank


January 31, 2004 3:30 PM
Received: from [213.136.125.26]

Dear friend regards how are doing today ? hope fine .

Please do not be offended for my late response ihave been having some diffirences with my younger brother school fees at the moment he is now at home this has really kept me so stressed out at times like this when my father is no more and things are not going well frank i now have a line you can reach me 00225- 05-66-65-40 some times i asked why is things going this way infact the family situation is really undesingable only GOD who saw job through will assist us .

stay bless friend frank

Yours truely solomon abidjan


February 10, 2004 7:19 AM
Received: from [213.136.100.182]

HELLOW FRANK HOW IS IT GOING WITH YOU ALL OVER THERE HOPE FINE?
IT IS QUITE ALONG TIME I HAD FROM YOU WHAT IS IT THAT HAS OCCUPIE YOUR DAY IS IS BUSY BUSINESS TIMES WELL GET IT GOING FOR GOOD .

Yours friend solomon abidjan. 00225 05666540.


April 9,2004 11:15 AM
Received: from [213.136.96.105]

Dear frank how is it going with you hope facilitating well as for me i have bein waiting on your response did you not get my pictures via mail ? please can you re locate me your phone number beloved frank i am really missing you all this why i think you are out there watching your friend in this diffrences brother i hope i have not done you any wrong .

will be nice to here from you in response to my photos scan through the net to your mail

Loving you all with one mind and one hearth

solomon abidjan.


April 9, 2004 11:17 AM
Received: from [213.136.96.105]

DID YOU GET IT RIGHT BIG .


Mon, 21 Jun 2004 12:49:13 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Hello friend it,s quite along time how is it going with you over hope fine?

As for me GODs grace is taking me along

I get along by the grace of the most high GOD so what time is it and how do you turn me down so low i known a bird in hand worth two in bush please remember all that has to do

with doing it for just cause always ends up with history

please keep me in touch.

Yours friendly solomon


Sol you crazy bastard, you're still alive!!!!! I've been too angry with you to respond, but you just will not give up I see. I was so upset that you would not do what I asked of you. I worked hard to arrange for these people to help you, but you would not cooperate to make it happen.

I can help you if you are willing to do what I ask Sol, so let me know if you can do that, ok? How is Sella Mambala, is she and her uncle still willing to help?

I did not receive any photos from you. I think it is a lie that you sent them. Why would you lie to me like that Sol?

Your friend,
Frank


Sol, here's your chance to prove to me you are willing to cooperate. I have someone now who has some good shoes and shirt that he want to give to you. You must call him immediately to arrange to receive them! His name is Mr. George Williams and his phone number is: 225-07 38 60 33. Do not disappoint me again Solomon!!!

Do you not have a phone again? This would make it much easier you know!

Friendly Frank


Mon, 5 Jul 2004 23:43:54 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Greate frank how is it going it,s quite along time what a well wonderfull day i got to my mail credit yestarday and covered your message How are your firms generially quite facilitating so so.I called the gentle man you asked me get to i met himhe take a close look at me and then promised to get back to me the nest day .

Greate to here from you frank

friendly solomon.


Yeah, I got your previous mail. Mr. George Williams told me you got a hold of him. Good to hear Sol, I'm impressed. It won't be long before you finally get your clothing shoe my friend! My phone got cut off last month because I didn't pay my phone bill, so that won't do us much good anyway.

Frank


Fri, 9 Jul 2004 22:44:23 +1200 (NZST)
Received: from [213.136.104.114]

QUITE FACILITATING TO HERE YOUR MAIL CALLER AGAIN FRIEND THIS COULD BE A MISTAKE COS I KNOW YOUR BILL!s MUST BE LOOKED IN TO BEFORE THE MONTH GOES OUT SUFFICE THIS TO SAY PUT YOUR SELF TO GETHER FOCUS SO AS TO LET IN CLEARITY OF TAULT AND DIRECTION

YOUR PARTINER MET ME QUITE BUT THEN YOUR TRANSACTION WITH HIM IS BEST KNOWN TO YOU AND HIM?

IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE THINGS FOR YOUR SELF THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT IT TAKES AND WHAT TIME IT IS WITH ME OUT THERE .FRIEND I LEARN SOME THING FROM BILL CLINTON. HE IS A QUALITY TINKER AND WITH THIS HE FLOWS WITH EFORTLESS EASE JUST GET THIS FRIEND IF YOU ARE A MAN SENT BY GOD TO AFFECT MY LIFE WITH A CHANGE THEN GET THIS RIGHT .TAKE AWAY CONJUNCTION AND THEN FLOW WITH ME I KNOW THAT GOD CAN USE ANY OBJECT TO COMPLITE HIS MISSION IN GOD ALMIGHTY I TRUST HE CAN MAKE THINGS HAPPEN . FRIEND I LOVE MAKING THINGS HAPPEN AND NOT WATCHING THINGS HAPPENING LET BREAK AWAY CHILD!s PLAY AND BE SERIOUS BROTHER.
.
WITH THE TRUE INSIGHT OF MIND THAT CAUSES THE MILKNESS OF ANOTHER MADE MANIFEST. WHAT HAPPEN TO ME AND THE ENTIRE FAMILY IS REAL WERE I STAY AT THE MOMENT IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE THINGS FOR YOUR SELF FRIEND.

WITH DEEP INSIGHT FOR CHANGE SOLOMON YOUR BROTHER.

GREETINGS TO ALL YOUR ENTIRE HOLD FAMILY!s E.T.C


So, does this mean you did not get your clothing shoe then?

Friendly Frank


Sun, 11 Jul 2004 17:12:49 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.104.114]

Dear friend this is quite an intersting question some how some where we mistake things what we alt to do we do not get them done how could this be if why will i not make mention of it .Friend i am not been greed but the bitter side of it is that i am in a tight corner and when this partiners of your comes they look down on me and feed you with informations as regard to they done it . How could this be when a man is living in a cage or based less and had some diffrences some will say just give him food and then let him go some will say when we see him we will give him 2 dollar and pressurised him to say all that we ask of him .Friend please do not be deceived i am really in a tight corner this is the truth not at all.

FRIENDLY SOLOMON ABIDJAN.


So this George Williams is a lying cocksucker then! I knew it! You just can't believe a fucking thing anyone in that city says, hey Sol?! Although 2 bucks isn't too shabby there Sol. I just sent a really good letter to this lying prick and I think we'll finally get somewhere now. He claims it might help for you to write to him to since you can't afford to phone, so here's his e-mail address: georgewilly20032003@yahoo.com

Please write to him right away so we can finally get this over and done with my friend! Hang in there buddy, it shouldn't be too long now I'm sure!

Friendly Frank


Tue, 13 Jul 2004 21:00:29 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.104.114]

Dear friend frank nice of you i got your message and will email him as instructed i will get back to you as soon as he replies my mail text .
In all regards to you and your entire family

Friendly solomon abidjan.


Mon, 19 Jul 2004 22:15:34 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.104.114]

Hellow frank good day and extensive pursuit just a call is all kool at home mummy and others ? For me it's is his grace keeping me on and on life is a place of trading all has come to fullfill his portion please get me right friend

Best regard solomon abidjan


Mon, 26 Jul 2004 14:59:38 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.115.86]

Dearest friend frank good day .
I pick up the courage to reach you this noon day here in the country last night i went out with on a strow for some hours getting back home my home door was broken they made away with all my belonging left with me here is my out fit that i was wearing during my strow out i can't understand while all this is happing to me i could not sleep only GOD allmighty can save me at the moment the shop is opun and i can't take shape now friend i need you get back to me .

Friendly solomon abidjan.


Tue, 3 Aug 2004 20:38:12 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.69.75]

Good day beloved friend how is it going .
i beg of you keep me in touch friend i long for yur mail response
Friendly solomon abidjan

Best regard's to madam and all around your distintive pursuit .


Sol, you disappointed me again. I thought this time you would cooperate, but you did not. Now Mr. Williams is no longer talking to me because you would not go to get your picture taken with the clothing he gave you. I tried to help, but it seems you do not want my help. If you want my help, you must cooperate.

Frank


Wed, 25 Aug 2004 19:17:46 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.115.66]

Mr frank nice to here from you i have been out of the communication via net due to some out reach programs we have in the other churches that organised their convention which i was invinted it's quite diffrient from what you told me .How is this friends up to you and what is going on why did you see it as my picture comming out of it please i beg of you my inmage is ver inportant and i rather save my days ahead rather disorganising my lights which GOD almighty has giving to me to light others through.

Be bless and get back to me .your help is highly needed.


Hello Sol! I hope your still alive and well there. I've been doing some thinking, and I decided to give you one more chance to help you out. You really disappointed me the last time. You promised to co-operate, and you did not and now George Williams will not speak with me anymore.

Please friend, can you work with me this time?

Frank


Tue, 28 Sep 2004 01:41:35 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Oyeah friend i will only based on informatoins and strickly on your intrest for i still can't get it you don't want me to communicate you on on phone all this why we have not have verbal communications.
Please help me to help our selfs better.

Yours truely solomon.


Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:32:01 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Mr frank i asked of your phone number but you keep on intrusting business to ok that's quite calm but then your tele number friend so i can get to you.

Regards solomon abidjan

Sol, the only way I can help you out now is if you give me your phone number. You asked for mine, it's 701-228-9900. Please Sol, we clearly can not pull this shit off without your phone number!!!

Your friendly buddy Frank


Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:50:53 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Dear frank it's quite intresting to here from you thabks for your phone number but then what's going on with the number i tried it times and number just to have you and me communicate verbally via telepone no response it's rings and rings so please a little day from today my phone line will be restored please do get back to me.

Regards solomon abidjan.


Wed, 13 Oct 2004 13:24:00 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Dear frank please do not get off for my late response it was circumstances that was gigling around me but then i wasable to come out with a number that you can get me 00225=05322652 just call and i ll be there for you. What happen to your telephone always ringing and no one to pick it up could that be a set lite phone or intercom?

Frank i think with this we can get some where .

Friendly solomon abidjan.

Hey Sol, how's it going??!!! Thanks for your number finally! Hang in there buddy, I think I may be able to help you out soon now. Talk to you again soon!

Friendly Frank


Wed, 20 Oct 2004 20:57:28 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

That's quite intresting friend i will be waiting on your call .

Regards solomon.


Thu, 9 Dec 2004 20:01:09 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Friend i wonder how we really make it up .


Christ Sol, you talk like a junkie! I can never understand a word you say! What the hell does this mean???! I assume you got a call from my friend James Cole. I think this prick is finally going to help you out with the clothing shoe there friend. He seems like good people.

Work with me this time Sol...don't let me down again!

Your buddy,
Frank


Sol, what the fuck's going on there now????!!!! James Cole tells me you're not answering the phone now! This shit's not good Sol. Come on and work with me here!

He said you can call him if then at 0022505082407. Don't let me down this time!!!

Frank


Sat, 25 Dec 2004 17:24:11 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [81.199.125.14]

Compliments of the season frank
Just a call we are here and i hope you are making it up still waiting on your call frank

Regards to all out there mama and the kids


Mon, 27 Dec 2004 15:55:44 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Compliments frank it's quite facilitating this new year and progress is certain may i ask mr arev you really a living bein or a ghost ? i have called your number times and number no one picks it up some how i wonder if you are there or out of town if life is all about getting there like a blow then we are to get along with the wing of possibility life entails the quality of love attention and concerntration in relating with some one you call your friend should be in the line of auntentic in this respect i call you back to the love that GOD almighty gave to us as an avenue to look up he gave is only begoten son jesus christ to us all as a living sacrifice did take your time to ask certain questions about life who is this person i am dealing with it is quite intresting to call a bull but the cat never calls a fish so let's pratice the love he promised us all friend i am really dissapointed in your setting we are really fortunate that GOD is love if men where GOD what would it have looked liked friend get back to the old school where we are called to intergrity and compitence true the power of love jesus shared for us all ..

Regards solomon . 00225 05322652.


Sol, what's going on there??? I still haven't heard from Mr. James Cole yet about you getting your clothing shoe. Are you not cooperating again??? I am not kidding, you will never hear from me again if you let me down again like this! This person is a good man, why else would he be trying to help you, and you are being difficult with him? Don't disappoint me again friend.

I don't know why you don't get through to me on the phone. I'm usually here. Maybe you're dialing the number wrong.

Please Solomon, do not waste anymore time like this!

Friendly Frank


Ok Sol, I've had enough of this shit and it is time now that you tell me the truth.

I'm not a stupid mgbada and so I know what is going on here. You are a guyman and you work together with Kee Ken. Does this e-mail address look familiar: smithscholt2000@yahoo.fr ?? Of course it does because you answer his mail too. I've seen your I.P. addresses and I see you are online at the same place - the same cybercafe?

I know you are a guyman for sure, so don't try to tell me otherwise. What I want to know is if I am correct all this time in thinking that you and Kee Ken work together. Talk to me Sol - the truth!

Frank


June 24 2005 2:43 PM
Subject: hellow friend how have you been !!!

Dear friend how have you been ??? hope facilitating it's been long we had it flow fr me i love your games you play towards your buddy cos if iam your friend you would have gotten to me as planed . I always awaits your prompt response with due respect i asked for your tel number where i can get you communicated .
Regards solomon,


July 8 2005 12:58 PM
Subject: why do you act in this manner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr frank i am highly dissampointed in your acts how could you put my name in the web site as a scam pls stop that stupid act i am a servant of the most high GOD , it not an evil thing to air our viem with friends it's so misconduct of you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sol, what are you talking about????  What web site is this and how did you find it?????  And why won't you tell me the truth about you and Kee Ken.  I know for a fact you two clowns are either the same person, or working together because I check the IP address of your e-mails and they are the same!!!!  So why don't you just tell me the truth then!!!  Don't fucking preach to me about how friends should act, you fucking liar!!!!!!!


July 9 2005 9:30 AM

No man is worthy of a position of absolute control over his fellow being, but Jesus is worthy of nothing less than that. Paul delighted to call himself a bond-slave of Jesus Christ. He had learned to put himself all on the altar, absolutely under the sovereign sway of the Lord of glory, living a life in the flesh that was lived by the faith of the Son of God who loved him and gave Himself for him.

Brother frank i don't know him please take this off your mentality i am asking you for a helping hand dos not make me stupid let alone a cow i know that all this will shurely come to pass for christ the kings will shurely see us through your are not an accident to me neither my self to you it's in the plan of GOD almighty that we come by friend think of this if i am your blood brother i hope you would have been so quickly to hear me out .

Love is the foundation of hands in hands to oneanother for we are firend and not just friend but friends to carry us forward.the almighty GOD will communicate you off this negetive tought towards me !

Best regard solomon.


This why you are a terrible friend:

1) You lie.  How many times do I have to tell you, I checked the headers of your e-mails and you and Kee Ken have have the same IP addresses. Do you understand what that means? Well, that means YOU'RE USING THE SAME COMPUTER!!!!!  Therefore, you're either the same person, or working together.  So just admit the truth and stop this lying, I will not tolerate it anymore!

2) You completely ignored my questions to you. My question once again, what web site are you talking about that you claim I put your name on as a scam???!!!


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Sol, what's going on over there??  Why don't you talk to me anymore brother???????

Frank


May 13 2006 1:14 PM

Hello frank.
It's quite facilitating when the air we take becomes miscomcepted let alone getting it done 1,50 thousand dolars was suppose to be a parkage from you but to no avail.

That's the reason why i really do not get to your desk

think of this what are friends for ?? it is said to be when you have needs and diffrinces to lean on we do not call it a pull of dishonesty.

Think of this buddy fell me and then talk to me .

GOD bles uuuuuuuuuuu.

Solomon


Aug. 8 2006 11:25 AM
Subject: Your are in troble with GOD' anoited

Mr you don't seem to understand this you tarnish my image with the scam you deposited in the net look here heaven will close your doors if you don't change it right i am taking it to all my pastors and evn we are on our kneels .

You made my name a dent.

 

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