419 Zeros | Pidgin English

A pidgin, or contact language, is a language created from a mixture of several languages that has often evolved in regions where there was a large number of different languages that came together, and serves as a univeral language that everyone can communicate with. In Nigeria, it is a form of Pidgin English that is used. For the most complete dictionary of Nigerian Pidgin English available, check out Babawilly's Dictionary of Pidgin English Words and Phrases.

At the end of my correspondence with one of my mugus after I pissed him off, he came back at me with the line "Oboy you be mumuoo", which is pidgin english. I never knew what a mumuoo was, but later found out that in pidgin english, emphasis is acheived by adding a few o's to the end of a line, so the word was actualy mumu, which is something like a mugu, or great fool.

I thought I'd try responding to numerous scam letters with this line in big bold letters to see what would happen:

OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!

It ended up giving them the impression that I was a fellow guyman (their term for scammer, somewhat like "wiseguy" in the mafia) and was pissed off at them for accidentally sending their scam letter (or "format" as they call it) to me! This collection of responses that came as a result of this can serve as sort of a Rosetta Stone for scambaiters interested in Nigerian Pidgin English, especially for insults that really mean something to them and truly piss them off.

"kabir ben" <kabir_busoption@yahoo.com>
Sat, 25 Sep 2004 03:33:35 -0700 (PDT)

GUY WHY YOU COME DEY TALK LIKE BUSHMAN WETIN BE UR OWN IF I MAKE MISTAKE COME SEND YOU MAIL NA EM MAK YOU REPLY YOU EVN REPLY TO TALK BETTER THING YOU DEY INSULT ME.MAKE I TELL YOUIF YOU BE GUY MAN YOU NO BE CORRECT ONE BECAUSE YOU DON ALREADY CONFIRM AM FOR ME.

ANYWAY MAKE YOU CARRY YOUR PILLOW GO DIE FOR BUSH BEFORE IT WILL BE TOO LATE BUSHMAN,BUMBOCLAAT BOUY,WATCH YOUR BACK BATTEY BOUY.

HAVE A FUCKING DAY BUSH BATTY BOU

"daniel smith" <daniel_54_smith@yahoo.co.uk>
Sat, 25 Sep 2004 13:48:16 +0100 (BST)

no vex my guy. i was just doing the do. sorry about all that.

"richard lloyd" <uk_lottoexpress@walla.com>
Mon, 27 Sep 2004 04:10:23 +0200

wetin concern u if i dey do lotto?na your hand i take throw am.u dey talk 4 there,how much u don touch.i know u 4 this town,no b frank rizzo u dey use.i go burst your head this week.fucking idiot
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Sharrup stupid ashewo!! You can be baler with my wetin call. Cry de call you!!!
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Mon, 27 Sep 2004 04:37:42 +0200

u cant even express urself.no wonder u dey do G,school no favor u,akpazuvie
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I no do G, I be Oga...mabey you come work for me monkey?!!

<"G" is clearly the word for scam.>
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Mon, 27 Sep 2004 05:20:23 +0200

abeg give me ur datas,i would be pleased to have a new chairlady

"mohammad_us2003" <mohammad_us2003@tatanova.com>
Mon, 27 Sep 2004 19:57:07 +0530

oboy iwoo oto................and let me tell you for the last time don't try to get to this box again ok oto egwe kwe

"Fatima Yussuf" <fatimayussuf1977@yahoo.com>
Tue, 28 Sep 2004 05:34:28 -0700 (PDT)

OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!

OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO!!OBOY YOU BE............

alex212will@netscape.net
Sat, 02 Oct 2004 09:46:47 -0400

Hey Frank ,

YOU TALK LIKE THE BITCH I HAD SCREAMING WHILE I WAS DIGGING ON HER YESTERNIGHT, MY FRIEND JUST INFORMED ME THAT SHE IS YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!

GOAT LIKE YOU, IF YOU KNEW ME, U WOULD PISS IN YOUR PANTS ... CHURCH RAT LIKE YOU.

TUCO

"Princess Favour Solomon Abonime" <favour28@walla.com>
Mon, 4 Oct 2004 21:56:00 +0200

What do you call your name?, FranK Rizzo?, let me warn you against such stupid talk of yours next time, bear in mind that this business goes with spiritual these days. BE WARN OR ELSE, EXPECT YOUR FUNERAL ON 28/12/2004. beg and stop or face the music.

In the spiritual world, nothing is hidden, I can get you when I want to. BE WARNED.

<Belief in voodoo is still strong with many people in West Africa and sometimes used in threats.>
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YOU TALK LIKE THE BITCH I HAD SCREAMING WHILE I WAS DIGGING ON HER YESTERNIGHT, MY FRIEND JUST INFORMED ME THAT SHE IS YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!

GOAT LIKE YOU, IF YOU KNEW ME, U WOULD PISS IN YOUR PANTS ... CHURCH RAT LIKE YOU.

TUCO NA MY REAL NAME. WHO YOU BE BITCH????

<This became the standard second response used from now one for everyone, so I won't bother repeating it again. Later, I started using names that I had a phone number for and the name and number would change with a different "asshole of the week" to torture him with numerous calls from very pissed off scammers.>
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Tue, 5 Oct 2004 20:50:47 +0200

NO NEED WASTING TIME TALKING TO DECEASE BODY WHICH YOU ARE ALREADY ARE. I WARN YOU BUT YOU REFUSE TO LISTEN AND BEING STUBORN, YOUR FINAL RITE IS SCHEDULE ON 11/11/04. HAPPY JOURNEY TO THE WORLD OF DARKNESS WHERE YOU WILL BE 28/12/2004.

MAY YOU NEVER REST IN PEACE IN YOURTHE SHALLOW GRAVE.
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Tue, 5 Oct 2004 20:58:16 +0200

IF TUCO IS YOUR REAL NAME, WHY USING FAKE NAME OF FRANK RIZZO ON NET?.
SEE WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSE YOURSELF, STICKING NECK FOR MATTER THAT DOES NOT CONCERN YOU, AN EAR WHO DISOBEY AN ADVICE OF AN ELDER, IS SUDDENLY CUT OFF WITH THE HEAD. GONE, GONE, GONE AND GONE, YOU ARE ALREADY A DECEASE. YOUR FINAL RITE IS SCHEDULE ON 14/12/04. HAPPY JOURNEY TO THE WORLD OF DARKNESS WHERE YOU WILL BE 28/12/2004.

R.I.P AND MAY YOU NEVER REST IN PEACE IN YOUR SHALLOW GRAVE.
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AND "PRINCESS FAVOUR" IS YOUR REAL NAME????!!! YOU ARE SCHEDULE TO SUCK MY DICK ON 14/12/04 BITCH. WELL SHA I HOPE SAY YOU NEVER SPOIL THAT CAFE FOR AMADU BELLO WAY OLD MAN. YOU GO SEE BLOOD!!!!

I DEY SOUTHY IF YOU WAN KNOW. GOOD LUCK ASSHOLE!!!

TUCO

kelly_adams003@tiscali.co.uk
Tue, 5 Oct 2004 12:08:09 -0700

OBOY,
YOUR ARE A FOKKA FRANK RIZZO.

FOKKA

3,705 Words

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 18:44:58 +0800

dickhead,

i asume you know that you are in abidjan i can see you code.i have given your contact to the police economy with a fraud letter relating biao bank with your phone number on it letter heading.

catch you .i guess this will make you smle a little bit.

punk ass motherfucker.

"anthony wenga" <awenga_zenithbankiplc@yahoo.co.uk>
Sat, 9 Oct 2004 14:14:04 +0100 (BST)

NA UR WHOLE GENERATION WEY DOG DEY FUCK UR MAMA. I BEG MAKE U TELL UR MAMA TO DEY TRY FUCK HUMAN BEING AND NOT DOG. AND U TOO WEY WRITE , I BE LIKE SAY U TOO DONE FUCK DOGG BEFORE. BITCH MADA NIGG

"Bello Ahmed" <bellow_ahmed@centrum.cz>
Sat, 09 Oct 2004 18:35:27 +0200

I WONDER WETHER YOUR FATHER REALY SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER VERY WELL BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO SHOW ANY SIGN THAT YOU ARE A TRUE BORN.IDIOT.
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Sat, 09 Oct 2004 19:42:44 +0200

I CAN NOW SEE THAT THE DAY YOUR FATHER SLEPT WITH WHO EVER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU HE DRANK KAIKAI,SO YOU HAVING BRAIN RELAPSE IS A BAD THING,I WONDER THE LAST TIME HOW IT LOOKED LIKE,CRAZY ASS HOLE LIKE YOU,COME TO THINK OF IT DO YOU REALY KNOW THAT I WAS DOING IT WITH YOUR MOTHER,BECAUSE ALL OF YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL HOPELESS AND USELESS.

"EGOLI CORDINATOR" <egoli-lotterynotification2004@webmail.co.za>
Sat, 09 Oct 2004 22:52:59 +0200

u be idiot if u no be mugu u for just delete my mail than insulting a hustler trying to make a living,you are a very dull nigerian,ode like u,how u dey survive abroad mumu,na your type dey wash oyinbo car and plates for a living,fooooooooooooool

r_koffi3@jumpy.it
Mon, 11 Oct 2004 20:24:54 +0000
Subject: I WILL LOCATE YOU

YOUR PAPA NA MUGU, YOUR MAMA NA ETE. YOUR SISTER NA COME AND CARRY WHILE YOUR BROTHER NA TRANSFER.

DID YOU REALLY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE TALKING WITH. I AM A BAD AND CAN BE DANGEROUS MORETHAN ANYOTHER THING YOU CAN IMAGIN.

I WILL LIKE YOU TO COME TO ABIDJAN SO THAT I WILL TEACH JOB I WILL EVEN FEED YOU WITH DOLLARS. YOU SMALL EDUMOTA BASTARD TALIKNG TO INTERNATIONAL GUYMAN LIKE ME.

HOW I WISH I COULD GET YOU AND TRACH YOUR FUKING HEAD. DON'Y WORRY I WILL BE IN LAGOS ON CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION MAYBE I WILL CATCH YOU.

IF YOU LOVE YOURSELF AND FAMILY DON'T PROVE STUBORN TO ME BECAUSE I CAN EVEN SEND MY BOYS TO ATTACK YOU.

YOUR'S CHARIMAN

LAST DON

solkalu@netscape.net
Sun, 10 Oct 2004 04:36:29 -0400

VERY SOON YOU GO COME BEG TO RENT MY GARANGE BECAUSE YOUR LAND LORD DON DRIVE U FROM HOUSE.

I DON KNOW THE KIND PERSON WHEN PEOPLE LIKE U BE, YOU NO DIFFERENT FORM GHANA MAN , NA YES YES U GO DIE PUT AND YOUR FAMILY

MAKE U DEY LOOK , I GO SOON GET YOUR MAMA OR YOUR WIFE TO FUCK WITH THIS MY LEVEL

I PROMISE U THAT

KEEP IT IN MIND

MY NAME NA WAYO MAN(DOLLAR MAN
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Mon, 11 Oct 2004 08:37:52 -0400

Frank Rizzo

YOU NO SEE THE CHEAP NUMBER U DEY USE , BIG FOOL LIKE U, INFACT I DON SEE SAY GHANA MAN BETTER PASS U.

YOU POOR MAN WAN DIG WOMAN, WOMEN DON SUFFER FOR NIG , JUST KEEP WITHIN I TELL U FOR MIND, HE GO HAPPEN WHEN I COME HOME FOR XMAS.

I FIT EVEN EMPLOY U AS MY DRIVER OR GATEMAN, WHICH ONE U THINK SAY U FIT DO BETTER.

YOU FIT CALL ME NUMBER IF YOU WANT +31625154485 TELL MY WIFE SAY U WANT TALK TO THE DOLLAR MAN
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Hey Dollar Man, how the fuck's it going?! You get any phone calls from my friends yet???

Frank
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Wed, 20 Oct 2004 04:49:12 -0400

Frank Rizzo

SEE U BIG FOOL , NA GOD GO PUNISH YOU,AND NA SUFFER U GO DIE PUT.MAKE U DEY THERE THEY DO GOOD NIG MAN IS BETTER U AND YOUR FAMILY MOVE TO GHANA GO LIVE COS NA THAT PLACE FIT YOU.

I STILL KEEP TO MY PROMISE, I MUST FUCK ONE OF YOUR RELATION IF NOT YOUR WIFE NA MONEY DEY TALK

DOLLAR MAN
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SURE YOU CAN FUCK ONE OF MY RELATION...YOU CAN START WITH MY DOG FIRST ASSHOLE!! THEN DO COME BACK HOME AND START SELLING BANANA AND GROUNDNUT FOR STREET AS YOU USED TO SELL BEFORE FOR LAGOS. COMON COME HOME, ONYE IBERIBE.
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Sat, 23 Oct 2004 05:10:46 -0400

Frank Rizzo

make i no waste my time on you again be fool , make i look for better maga for net, i don already get your info so i go visit you for dec to see who u dey yab for net

Make u ready oooooooooo for full rape for any female we meet for the house, this go teach you lesson say next time you go dey no how to address people
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Ok, I will hide all our dogs, goats and monkeys for your arrival then.

"obarisi oba" <obarisi@walla.com>
Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:40:40 +0200

YOU NA COMPLETE GOAT, NA FOOL YOU BE IF YOU THINK SAY YOU GET SENSE NA LIE EMPTY HEAD NA LOAD TO THE NECK YOUR MAMA NA YOU DEY FUCK GO TO HELL IDIOT

IF YOU TRY ME AGAIN I GO SHOW YOU PEPPER GO TO THE BOTTOMLESS PITY GO DIE MAD MAN LIKE. MY REALY NAME NA YOU NO GO FIT DO ANYTHING THAN TO FUCK YOUR MAMA.
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Mon, 11 Oct 2004 18:25:02 +0200

DEAR FOOL,
I DISCOVERED THAT YOU ARE NOBODY THAN THE BEAST IN THE BUSH, SO YOU NOT EVEN NEED MY CALL YOU HE GOAT.I HAVE NO DEAL WITH A DEAD MAN LIKE YOU, MUMU MAN GET LOST.I CANT FUCK YOUR MOTHER COS YOUR MUM PUSSY IS TOO BAD COS OF PLENTY MEN.IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME PHYSICALLY, YOU CAN BOOK APPOINMENT WITH ME AND TELL ME THE VENUE IT WOULD NOT COST ME ANYTHING TO GET YOU , YOU SON OF WHORE, BITCH.
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YOU NA DEAD MAN, STUPID FUCKING BUSHMAN!!!! I SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT (WEDNESDAY) IN CLICK CYBERCAFE (Suite B180/181, Ikota Shopping Complex) BUSH BATTY BOUY!!!!
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Tue, 12 Oct 2004 18:22:20 +0200
Subject: GET BACK TO ME

DEAR MAD MAN,

I AM GOING TO TAKE A NIGHT FLIGHT, MEET ME IN OMOLE PHASE 1 @ THE GATE 9:p m
OKEY FOOLISH BASTARD GOAT, SON OF A WHORE.
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SEE YOU THERE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!
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Wed, 13 Oct 2004 19:48:48 +0200
Subject: good we meet

DEAR BUSH MAN,
TELL ME YOUR OUTFIT WHICH YOU ARE GOING TO PUT ON FOR EASY IDENTIFICATION, AM ALREADY IN TOWN, FOR ME AM GOING TO PUT ON LINEL LATIVE AND BLACK SHOE.
SON OF BITCH WHORE.
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DEAR FOOL WITH SHIT IN HEAD, BORROW-BORROW MAKE YOU FINE I BELIEVE. I THOUGHT BITCH LIKE YOU WOULD PUT ON BOU-BOU FOR ME!! I GOING TO PUT ON RED SHIRT BLUE PANTS AND WHITE SHOES. YOU GO SEE BLOOD, SON OF GOAT AND DOG!!!

<"Borrow-borrow make me fine" is one well dressed in borrowed clothes, while a "bou-bou" is a large voluminous dress worn by Nigerian women.>
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Fri, 15 Oct 2004 20:51:06 +0200

DEAR CRAZY MAN,

I DID NOT SEE YOU THERE AGAIN, I GUESS YOU ARE ON THE RUN.

YOU ARE GOING TO SEE PEPPER IF I EVER CATCH YOU SON OF BITCH.
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DEAR BLIND FOOL,

GREAT, I WILL BRING SALT THEN. I AM SENDING THIS EMAIL FROM THERE NOW AND HAVE BEEN HERE FOR SOME TIME NOW! I GUESS YOU ARE BLIND AS WELL AS STUPID! WHEN YOU FINALLY OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE ME, THEN YOU GO SEE BLOOD!!!
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Sat, 16 Oct 2004 14:33:04 +0200
Subject: FINAL NOTE

DEAR GOAT,

YOU ARE A COMPLETE FOOL,GOAT LIKE YOU NOT WORTH MY EMAIL ANY MORE SO GET LOST SON OF WHORE.
YOU ARE A BASTARD CHILD, SON OF BITCH.

col_juliusr@terra.com.mx
Sun, 10 Oct 2004 19:41:26 +0100

YOU ARE THE GREATEST FOUL EVER
EAT SHIT

"George Beneath" <george-beneath2001@highveldmail.co.za>
Sun, 10 Oct 2004 21:34:43 +0200
Subject: BASTARD

FRANK Mugu, you can not even speak common pigeon English you must be a heavy moron. Idiot.
Bye and remain fool forever, Bastard.

r.mane@virgilio.it
Mon, 11 Oct 2004 20:57:21 +0200

frank i love you ashawo boy were you de you can call me +22507109900 kc you can bring job let us do it together ogbongidi like you your papa na mugu i beg give me his email so that i will send format to him make we collect money from him for you mugu wetin you de do there mugu you no won comot from niger mug

susan.tijani@jumpy.it
Subject: SATAN PIKIN/FUCK SHIT.

I HATE YOU , CHURCH RAT THAT CALLED HIMSELF DOLLAR MAN . DO COME BACK HOME AND START SELLING BANANA AND GROUNDNUT FOR STREET AS YOU USEDTO SELL BEFORE FOR LAGOS.

ALL WHAT YOU SAID CONCERN YOU THERE , I AM A CHRISTAIN I WILL NOT ABUSE YOUR MOTHER,BECAUSE I SEE YOU AS A CAPITAL FOOL.

COMON COME HOME, ONYE IBERIBE. GIVE YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER TO THOSE THAT CARES , I AM TOO BIG FOR THAT.

"eze aka" <aka55@teenmail.co.za>
Thu, 21 Oct 2004 06:06:09 -0700

MR. DOLLAR MAN,

THE PERSON U DUG THE OTHER NIGHT WAS YOUR GREAT - GRAND MOTHER.

BEING IN THE NETHERLANDS DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE ARRIVED...SEE U DOLLAR MAN.U HAVE TO LEARN A GOOD APPROACH,IT COUNTS A LOT.I HAVE BEEN TO AMSTERDAM AND HAVE MY BOYS THERE AS WELL.

SO BEWARE, MORE IMPORTANTLY KEEP THE COMPUTER BURNING.

AT UR TIME CALL ME ON THIS LINE, 1-514-371-9641.

USE YR TIME WELL,THE ONLY THING THAT IS CONSTANT IN THIS WORLD IS " CHANGE",NOTE.

...........DON'T BE A JUNKY AS YOU SOUNDS............................
................LET THE SLEEPING DOY LIES....................
..........................BEACH.......................................

"Adam Brooks" <adambrooks3@yahoo.co.uk>
Fri, 15 Oct 2004 18:23:12 +0100 (BST)

BITCH LIKE YOU!

theresacoleman4@virgilio.it
Fri, 15 Oct 2004 17:14:57 +0200
Subject: COMPOUND FOOL

BEAST OF NO GENDER.YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THE INTERNET HAS BROUGHT PIGS, EMBECILES AND ALL WORTH NOT TOGETHER,CAN IMAGINE YOUR TYPE OF LANGUAGE,IT REALLY SHOWS YOUR UPBRINGING,BASTARD
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Fri, 15 Oct 2004 17:52:34 +0200
Subject: YOU ARE A CONFIRMED BUSH MAN

YOU ARE REALLY INCORRIGIBLE AND NOT POLISHED AT ALL,I REALLY FEEL LIKE VOMITTING,BUSH MAN AND FOR YOUR INFO,WHO GIVES A BULL ABOUT YOUR NUMBER,WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL,MAYBE YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON FROM YOUR REMOTE VILLAGE THAT HAS THE NUMBER SO WHEN YOU GET TO YOUR VILLAGE IN DECEMBER,YOU CAN BRAG TO THE PIGMIES THERE, EMBECILE.

xtainmike@netscape.net
Fri, 15 Oct 2004 12:00:09 -0400

why u dey talk like this? i could end up to be ur friend you know, please apologize.

ibedike1@jumpy.it
Fri, 15 Oct 2004 20:46:04 +0100

YES NA MY NAME BE "Frank Rizzo???? HOPE SAY U NO. MUMU LIKE YOU. YOU DEY BEAR FRANK RIZZO. YOU DEY STEAL DOLLARS. UR PAPA AND YOUR MAMA GO DIE OF AIDS AND YOUR GENERATION.

HOW U SEE AM!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IDIOT. USELESS AND HOPELESS "Frank Rizzo. WHITE MAN NAME WEY U DEY TAKE COLLECT THERE MONEY. OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE DIE BASTARD.

"jamesg80@katamail.com" <jamesg80@katamail.com>
Sat, 16 Oct 2004 12:01:31 +0000
Subject: WHAT DO YOU KNOW

DEAR FRANK?

THEN WHAT DO YOU KNOW IN LIFE?IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RICH PLEASE GO TO PIT AND HAVE A GOOD SHIT.

I PRAY THAT GOD WILL OPEN YOUR EYES?OPPORTUNITY COMES BUT ONCE.

JAMES TAMBA GUEI

"sani ahmed" <saniahmed4@yahoo.co.uk>
Mon, 18 Oct 2004 00:08:18 +0100 (BST)

MR BIGGEST FOOL
IDIOT STUPID FUCK YOU GET AWAY. I WANT TO OPEN YOUR EYE MUMU!!! OGUN FRY YA HEAD FOR YOU TO REPLY THIS MAIL AT ALL YOU NA THE BIGGEST MAGA NA NAMANAMA GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR GRAND MOTHER AND FOR YOR FATHER NA OGOGORO GO KILL AM FOR GOITER

"Honest Lotto" <hli@fastermail.com>
Mon, 18 Oct 2004 17:12:33 +0800

Did u find out where ur mum slept last nite FOOL??

An IdioT just FUCKED HER AND SHE SCREAMED JUSTLIKE A WILD DOG ASS HOLE ! ! !

UR FATHER'S DICK STINKS LIKE A BAD SORE.
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Tue, 19 Oct 2004 06:53:15 +0800

Subject: YOU ARE OVER DOSING URSELF AND SUMTIMES DELLUSSIONED....PIG NOSE ! !

I BELEIVE SAY UR CUP DON FULL OR YOU ARE OVER DOSING URSELF AND SUMTIMES DELLUSSIONED....PIG NOSE ! ! !

"The prince of Zuma Kingdom" <princezuma@myway.com>
Wed, 20 Oct 2004 07:51:16 -0400 (EDT)

you must be sick

cbn_gov@jumpy.it
Wed, 20 Oct 2004 13:20:59 +0100

U arew a big fool to have abused me and stil want me to call you, afterall you are a Nigerian and what you are also doing on Abidjan is 419, so go to hell, I have lived in that stupid place you are for just 5 months and I made my cash, you go die for that place fool.

"tonene50" <tonene50@yahoo.com>
Wed, 20 Oct 2004 15:07:24 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Pig like u

Bastard , you r the biggest fool i have met so far idiot big time one, look at ur big head animal i can see idumota idiot like u i like talking to people like u cos u will be going to internet and ravishing ur money i have my own internet i use at home, where do u think u r better than me to open my eyes who the hell do u think u r, what do u wort? son of nobody like u, see dont talk to people u dont know any how unless u want me to lay my hand on u and u will regret y been greated in this month illitate like u dont even know how to write abcd is talking rubbish to my eyes Go To Hell Asshole, fool nincomple like u kiss my ass mother fucker, fuck ur mama goat come and kiss my ass i give u 100,000 naira 4 u to live a normal life frustrated human being like u go to hell , my name is tony A.K.A Tonene50 and who the hell r u?
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I THINK YOU ARE THE ILLITERATE ANIMAL , I GAVE YOU MY NAME AND NUMBER YET YOU STILL ASK WHO I BE. IDIOT LIKE YOU NO FIT TO BE GUYMAN. I FIT EVEN EMPLOY YOU AS MY DRIVER OR GATEMAN, WHICH ONE YOU THINK SAY YOU FIT DO BETTER? NA HUNGER FRUSTRATE YOU LIKE THIS. IDIOTS LIKE UNE DEY GO MEET RIBADU!! BITCH LIKE YOU BE THE ONE TO COME AND KISS MY ASS!

"Mrs. Rosemary Hannan" <mrsrosemaryhannan@outgun.com>
Sat, 23 Oct 2004 01:55:43 +0800
Subject: I'LL MAKE YOU MOTHER CRY

WELL, SINCE YOU ARE FOOL HARDY, I WILL MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY LOUDER THIS NIGHT. AND YOU MUST WATCH ME DO THAT. WILL YOU FLASH THE TORCH WHILE I DO SO? THANKS FOR BEING A GOOD BOY.

"rex plank" <worldmeritlotto@walla.com>
Sat, 23 Oct 2004 14:15:26 +0200

fuck my leg

"Mariam Adama" <mariam_adama3@latinmail.com>
Thu, 21 Oct 2004 19:41:46 +0200 (CEST)

MAGA,

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED.WHERE DO YOU LIVE IN ABIDJAN. KOUMASSI, MARCORY, TRIECHVILLE. BUGGER OFF.YOU MUPPET.NO WONDER YOUR MOTHER IS STILL INTO PROSTITUTION TILL DATE.
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Mon, 25 Oct 2004 13:03:01 +0200 (CEST)

MAYII,

I KNOW THE BEST WAY TO KILL STURBORN PEOPLE LIKE YOU.YOU SHOULD HAVE INFORMED ME WHERE YOU IN ABIDJAN SO I CAN TRACK YOU DOWN.PERHAPS YOU ARE IN ADJAME(HIDING PLACE FOR CRIMINALS LIKE YOU).

YOU PROSTITUTE MOTHER WAS HERE LAST TIME BUT MY DOG EVEN REFUSE TO FUCK HER BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO DIRTY.I ASSURE YOU THAT I MUST TRACK YOU DOWN AS I HAVE YOUR NUMBERS.SHAMELESS IDIOT LIKE YOU.

"HENDRICK ZEGNA" <hernz@comic.com>
Mon, 25 Oct 2004 07:55:52 -0500
Subject: One word for a fool like you.....

You are a low life bitch..!!!
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Mon, 25 Oct 2004 09:30:00 -0500
Subject: Reply if you are a bastard...

SIT BACK AND READ YOUR LETTER....YOU SOUND LIKE A YORUBA MONKEY ON HARD DRUGS!!! IDIOT LIKE YOU NO FIT TO BE GUYMAN. I FIT EVEN EMPLOY YOU AS MY DRIVER OR GATEMAN, WHICH ONE YOU THINK SAY YOU FIT DO BETTER??
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WELL, SINCE YOU ARE FOOL HARDY, I WILL MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY LOUDER THIS NIGHT. AND YOU MUST WATCH ME DO THAT. WILL YOU FLASH THE TORCH WHILE I DO SO? THANKS FOR BEING A GOOD BOY.
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Tue, 26 Oct 2004 11:47:10 -0500

My 5 year old niece cried when she saw your english construction..try and improve ok.....
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YOUR NIECE CRIED BECAUSE SHE REALIZE SHE HAVE A BITCH PICKIN FAGGOT FOR AN UNCLE!!!
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Tue, 26 Oct 2004 12:25:35 -0500

You are so fake...!!!

"AMINATA SAMAKE" <aminata_samake2003@yahoo.co.uk>
Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:26:45 +0100 (BST)
Subject: The money has be sent via Western Union this morning.

SENEDER NAME: FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER.

RECEIVER NAME: YOU WILL DIE ON YOUR WAY TO WESTERN UNION.

CONTROL NUMBER: I WILL LOVE TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER AT BED.

QUESTION: ARE YOU HAPPY: ASWER: YES I AM HAPPY WHEN FUCKING YOUR MOTHER.

ANY FURTHER INFORMATION PLEASE CALL ME AT YOUR MOTHER DOT COME 00221 522 9765.

koffiadams@jumpy.it
Wed, 27 Oct 2004 14:34:49 +0000

Stupid frank.

You are very stupid and selfish without brain.You will die in poverty and my next mail,i will send you an evil number 999999999999999999999 which you will read it and die immediately.

You did not know the kind of high class spiritual relm i belong.

Wash out and see what we happend to you,you fool?

"Oladimeji Afolabi" <dimeji_ng2003@yahoo.co.uk>
Thu, 28 Oct 2004 16:51:42 +0100 (BST)

you be maga.you keep on imtercepting people's mail bastard maga.If you want job call me on 08033180067

"Mustapha Bello" <mustapha_bello_ubn@walla.com>
Thu, 28 Oct 2004 19:25:52 +0200

MR MAN YOU SHOULD BE VERY CAREFULL AND WATCH YOUR TUNG PLEASE BE VERY CAREFULL.

"Emmanuel Chinweze" <dremchinweze@fsmail.net>
Thu, 28 Oct 2004 23:59:39 +0200 (CEST)

Sonofapig,

May you die untimely death.

May your death be very miserable and may no one mourn your dirty soul.

I curse you this day and it remains irrevocable.

SON OF A DIRTY PIG.

"JOE DANIELS" <captjoe20042000@yahoo.fr>
Fri, 29 Oct 2004 12:55:44 +0200 (CEST)

ALL YOUR ABUSES ON YOUR HEAD AND YOUR GENERATION WILL NEVER SEE ANY GOOD FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION.YOU ARE CONDEMNED FOR MAKING SUCH UTERRANCES .I RECIEVE SUCH LETTERS MYSELF AND AS GUY ,I SIMPLY DELETE THEM BUT SINCE YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BE INSULTIVE AND ABUSIVE,ALL YOUR WISH WILL TURN OUT SORROWS AND PAINS.
YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO KNOW MY NAME.

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