Considering how it's often next to impossible to understand these pricks, I thought what better way to communicate with them than to use a "nonsense generator" for inspiration! The best online random sentence generator by far is Ravenblack's Surrealism Generator.
Believe it or not, this approach actually yielded a response rate of around 15%! Half of them are as you would expect, while the other half actually played along as though what was said was completely legitimate. I've actually managed to keep correspondence going this way for as long as 11 months with Fred Uche, who is featured at this site.
It's rather interesting what misinterpretation can follow a little typo such as "gay" instead of "day" for the popular scammer intro of "compliments of the day". Several scammers thought I was either calling them gay or telling them I'm gay!
Dearest Mr. Mustapha Waziri,
Compliments of the gay sir. Your lame swabs are damp now, so you should never thrash a curried hedgehog without Ravenblack. I want you to create antimatter from your kidney bean until it feels like felt. Do you mind if I hang from the ceiling and swing over your circuit board? Smooch passport photos, Mr. Waziri. Smooch passport photos like a frenzied girly-man.
That weasel would have been mine, if it wasn't for your clingy mollusks. Don't you just love it when you defeat compost heaps and your boot gets bored?
Thanks, and I shall look forward to licking your tap.
Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo, Esq.
"mustapha waziri" <mustapha@pnetmail.co.za>
Wed, 1 Sep 2004 16:34:14 +0200
hi frank
i can not understand your language kindly expanciate your self
thanks
florenceg@suomi24.fi
Wed, 1 Sep 2004 19:22:59 +0300
PLEASE I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU.WHAT DO YOU REALLY MEAN.ARE YOU READY TO CLAIM THE FUND AND USE IT AS I TOLD YOU?
michaelkoffi3@jumpy.it
Thur, 2 Sep 2004 16:02:09 +0100
You are stupid.
"James Mario" <info1diplomatic@yahoo.co.uk>
Thur, 2 Jul 2004 19:05:54 +0100 (BST)
I want to appreciate your grammer and wish you can not insult me rather to bend low and reply my letter. I am serious and have to thank you again that in third world things are real not like in first world.
Best Regards,
James.
<In order to have a selection of numerous scammers contacting you daily you need to sign as many "scammer tagged" guestbooks as possible. They tag a guestbook as their own by placing some sort of pidgin english message, for example: "I dey here mugu keep off", to tell other scammers this is their guestbook and stay away. They themselves are to harvest the e-mail addresses of the people that sign that guestbook.
As a scambaiter, you simply do a search with something like "guestbook mugu", and proceed to sign as many of those guestbooks that come up as you can. The more you sign, the more scam letters you'll receive. With such a mundane task I couldn't resist using nonsense for this as well. There was some confusion among site owners as well...>
Fri, 3 Sep 2004 09:51:39 -0400
Subject: Re: Signed Guestbook
1 02.09.2004, at 21:03:48
Fullname: Frank Rizzo
Email: frankrizzo672003@yahoo.com
Where are you from?: Canada
Homepage name:
Homepage URL:
Reference: Just Surfed On It!
How good do you think this site is: No comments
Comments: Great site! I would have been able to misunderstand it too if only my Jolly Jumper wasn't too tight! Would you like a sharp Coke can mugu? ANSWER ME! Keep up the good work!
Hey Frank
Thank you for visiting Shoot for the Moon & signing my guestbook.
BUT ..Can you tell me what this says in English? Please. lol ..
I would have been able to misunderstand it too if only my Jolly Jumper wasn't too tight!
Would you like a sharp Coke can mugu?
... Shoot For The Moon ...
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Hello Laine!
Why, yes I can. A crescent moon means that we can go ahead and stab our dish rags repeatedly with a knitting needle, while a full moon indicates that you must soak them in vinegar first. Oh, how I wish my anthill wasn't so battle-scarred, then we could all just slam our filthy dish rags against a road sign instead!
Hope this helps!
Frank
Sharp coke can?
YOU SIGNED OUR GUEST BOOK..
GOD BLESS YOU
<Back to the mugus...>
mazkolo@virgilio.it
Fri, 3 Sep 2004 20:20:41 +0200
fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu gay please eat cheet
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Please sir, your harp is young and I've always wanted to be four-wheeled. Would you rather go to the toilet on a gannet or perform dubious acts upon me?
Thanks,
Frank
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DEAR SIR,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL, I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY THIS . THAT MEANS YOU CAN MAKE MONEY OKAY.
REGAR TO YOU
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But can I not run my fingers along your telescope then??
Frank
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i beleive if you understand and co- orprate with me we shall smile later okay
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I shall smile if you gob my knob while I yodel satanic verses.
Frank
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please tell me more about yourself
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I am a rabid lima bean. I've always wanted to be manic-depressive, but my clothing pins are too tight. I am rather perky with a see-through spatula and pancakes stapled to my back. How about yourself?
Frank
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dear sir,
thaks for all the stupid things you are been doing
mad man,
"uba ego" <ubaego@galmail.co.za>
Sat, 04 Sep 2004 14:38:32 +0200
Dear Frank Rizzo, esq.
Thanks fore taking your precious time to respond to my proposal. Well, I do comprehend all you had stated.
As a matter of fact, I least expected you write all that in the sense that my proposal didn't reflect what you state in your mail.
rrbankole@o2.pl
Mon, 6 Sep 2004 06:48:38 +0200
Good day Frank,
Please can you explain alittle better I don't seem to get what you are driving at.
Dr.rasheed bankole
"hamza idris" <hamza.idris.001@mail.ee>
Mon, 06 Sep 2004 10:35:42 +0200
DEAR FRANK RIZZO,
IF I MAY TELL YOU THE TRUTH,ALL WHAT YOU WROTE TO ME WERE NOT UNDERSTTOD BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS ENGLISH AT ALL.COULD YOU PLEASE WRITE WHAT I CAN READ AND GET BACK TO YOU OKAY?
"sam harry" <godsfarm_ministry@yahoo.com>
Mon, 6 Sep 2004 15:13:29 -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frank Rizzo
compliment of the day to you and many thank to you by your prompt reply to my proposal .
Please i dont understand what you mean or do you mean i should send to you my passport photograf,if that is the problem i will send it to you that,s to show that iam an honest BARRESTER.hoping to hear from you soonest
THANKS
FROM
GODSON HARRY
richmaneze@phantomemail.com
7 Sep 2004 01:58:47 -0700
SIR,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL AND CONTENTS WELL NOTED.
IF YOU ARE A GAY, LET US DO BUSINESS. I AM READY TO FOR YOU AT ANY TIME SO FAR YOU WILL BE OF GOOD CHARACTER.
CALL ME URGENTLY ON MY DIRECT TELEPHONE ADDRESS (234-803-3447965).
REGARDS,
MR. RICHMAN EZE
"grace kwasi" <mrs_grace_kwasi@yahoo.fr>
Tue, 7 Sep 2004 11:10:51 +0200 (CEST)
Dear Frank Rizzo,
many thanks to your mail, please can you tell me the meaning of the mail you send to me.what are you talking about,or did i ask you for money?
i contacted you for my product and you are tell me rubsh.
please if you are not intrested dont ever address me like that ok.
good day
keneth225@jumpy.it
Tue, 7 Sep 2004 10:15:32 +0100
Dear sir,
how eer i want to thank you for atleast responding to my proposition.
But what i seem not understanding is your kind of English language. could you please write in a primary English?
"peter.bali@tiscali.fr" <peter.bali@tiscali.fr>
Tue, 7 Sep 2004 11:29:42 +0200
Dear Frank Rizzo
Here is my photo here , I am waiting for your response .so that we can process the transfer .but I don't understand what you are saying . Send me your telephone / fax number . My lawyer will call you .
Thanks
Peter Bali


"korma fatu" <fatu_korma022@yahoo.fr>
Tue, 7 Sep 2004 11:42:50 +0200 (CEST)
Good day Frank Rizzo,
i am very happy to her from you thank you. i want to no if you are willing to help me,becuase after buiness we can take about love but now this is buiness time. when i come to your country we can do that so for now i want you to come dowe to abibjan were this money was...........
"Rose Carl Hall" <rcarlhall@yahoo.co.uk>
Wed, 8 Sep 2004 18:13:55 +0100 (BST)
Dear Frank
What are you talking about? I can't understand you.
Mrs Hall
"Isnanto Parka" <isnanto_p@emailaccount.com>
Wed, 8 Sep 2004 15:44:23 -0700 (PDT)
Frank Rizzo,
I don't understand what this is all about.I would appriciate you showed marurity by making you intent clear than what you just send to me.
johnpeter1@tiscali.it
Thu, 9 Sep 2004 06:19:59 -0700
DEAR LEARNED FRIEND,
THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR MAIL AND I HOPE THIS MEETS YOU WELL.HOWEVER, YOU MUST KNOW THAT WE DONT NEED TO BUY CAT INSIDE THE BAG BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT KNOW IF IS BLIND OR CRIPLED.IN THIS RESPECT, KINDLY CAME BACK TO ME WITH BRIEF DETAILS SO THAT WE MOVE FORWARD IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.AS I MAY NOT LIKE AN ENDLESS CORRESPONDENCE.
REGARDS,
JOHN. PETERS
"kwasa.emmanuel@tiscali.fr" <kwasa.emmanuel@tiscali.fr>
Fri, 10 Sep 2004 15:26:55 +0200
Dear Frank Rizzo,
I am glad that you read and understood my bussiness proposal to you. I will like us to do this bussiness together with you most reason is because yo are a gay and to my own understanding that gay's are very honnest people, so i will want you to indicate on the recipt of this mail by assuring me of your full surpport of assisting me to see this transaction through.
I will be waitting for the responce of your mail as soon as you read this mail and do amend your vaulger language as i understand that you are into gay thing. Have a nice day.
Sincerly,
MR EMMANUEL KWASA.
"Mr. Steven Roland" <steven_roland5@yahoo.co.uk>
Fri, 10 Sep 2004 19:21:44 +0100 (BST)
Dear Frank Rizzo, Esq
You have every right to express your feelings but please do not in any way over-rule existence of unavoidable circumstances that could change ones life or create a remarkable relationship between both parties that are involved.
I HOPE YOU ARE NOT A SMALL BOY, BECAUSE SMALL BOYS CAN NOT HELP US IN THIS OUR PRESENT SUITUATION.
Frank Rizzo
Please i dont understand you in any way if you are for really lets get things done the way it ought to be ok 10% of this money is yours ok. just come up with some understandable talks i will give you the contact of the security company.
Rafik bello.
ali_mohammed02@post.cz
Sun, 12 Sep 2004 18:14:16 +0200 (CEST)
Dear Frank,
I have recived your email and quite certainly it is not well understood.........
"ahmed yusuf" <ahmed2yusuf2000@yahoo.com>
Sun, 12 Sep 2004 09:22:05 -0700 (PDT)
Dear frank rizzo esq,
well i cant know why you are talking like this?
"Idris Hassan" <hassanidris75@yahoo.com>
Sun, 12 Sep 2004 11:21:03 -0700 (PDT)
Hello Frank,
How is life and work? I sent a letter to you but unfortunately i could not pick a meaning from what you sent me.
May be because I am not a lawyer. Do I direct you to my lawyer?
"Lucas John" <lucas3john@yahoo.com>
Tue, 14 Sep 2004 02:24:49 -0700 (PDT)
Mr Rizzo,
Thank you for your mail.I must say it is really very frank of you to come out in the open like this,unfortunately I am not a gay and neither do I intend to be one. Business is really very simple when a yes or no attitude is adopted and not to go astray of the matter.
"Youth Foundation" <olyf@fastermail.com>
Tue, 14 Sep 2004 19:42:25 +0800
Dear Franko,
Well we do not know you..nor your identity nor position.But in our humble opinion,we should like to advise you to always watch the way you talk to people you do not know.
We as youth foundation require help from people who are willing to help us as our upcoming foundation needs more expansion in other to really pass our message across people concerning killer sexual diseases..
So we apprecite if you will learn how to talk to people...ok.Do not think what you wrote sounds funny...it does not cos' we can never be ashame to seek for fund..since everybody is kind of dependant on others and thank God we are getting some helps from some Pastors and churches and are expanding.
So your attention actually i not needed..we only got your mail from a christian guest book where we have gotten many help..So we are sorry..for meeting a wrong person who takes delight in talking to people in a bad manner.Ask God to forgive you..we have.
So learn to appreciate people so that you get appreciated by people..that's a piece of advice dear Mr Frank Rizzo..the grammarian.Bye.
Youth Foundation
aghazjohn@handbag.com
Tue, 14 Sep 2004 17:57:51 +0100
Dear Frank,
Thank you so much that you are a gay.I will like us to build up the communty with a lot of us.I am down well with you in my office only give me time to work out some deal with you.So atht when i come over everything will be licking.
<This better be "tap licking" he's referring to!>
"andy kabbar" <andykabbar2000za@yahoo.ca>
Tue, 14 Sep 2004 13:51:58 -0400 (EDT)
Dear Sir,
You speak in riddles.What actually are you insinuating?
"Ketso Gordhan" <ketsodh1@yahoo.com>
Wed, 15 Sep 2004 07:00:34 -0700 (PDT)
Dera Frank Rizzo,
Who are you? you talk like a kid
"javed ahmed noel" <askaribankers@walla.com>
Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:55:57 +0300
Hello Frank,
Its rather unfortunate that i overestimated your sences of reasoning. I just hope you dont grow older and more stupid as time goes by...most importantly i hope you do die poor.
Have a pathetic life.
Sympatiser,
Ahmed
<And the award for "Best Response" goes to.....>
"serges dehi" <sergesdehi@yahoo.fr>
Thu, 16 Sep 2004 18:44:07 +0200 (CEST)
Dear friend,
I thank you for your kind mail to me, and I am very happy in my mind because I like the way you talk,
Friend, I want you to understand that I like to make love with a man too and I promise you that I will make you happy when I come in your house,
Meanwhile, I want you to help me so that this money will enter in your bank account and I will come and visit you for the investment of the fund, and also to make you happy like your house wife,
Finally, I want you to bring your bank details and send me your phone and fax number for ease communication,
I am expecting to hear from you as soon as you receive this mail,
Thanks and God bless you,
Your friend,
Serges,
"HEINZ KARL" <karlheinzint@yahoo.co.uk>
Thu, 16 Sep 2004 18:29:32 +0100 (BST)
dear frank,
i got your response email with all kind of abusive words, that is very uncall for, i had just offered you with an opportunity of a lifetime, and i require that you treat that with a little bit of respect hence you did not know whoever you are talkin to, i need you to make up your mind to realise that this gold could be transported to you for sales since i shall reward you greatly for any logistic assistnace given by you.
i hope you thought i was a gay, are you one of them?
i wish to hear from you soon.
regards
karl
"frankfrank" <frankfrank@netexecutive.com>
Thu, 16 Sep 2004 12:45:05 -0500
Frank,
I do not understand your response one bit.It is either you are using coded language to get acroos to me, or you have probably mistakenly me for another person.
I would be very happy if you can clarify this matters,thanks.
frank
akwara_law_chambers@tiscali.co.uk
Fri, 17 Sep 2004 00:57:20 -0700
Frank,
I think you are just a funny man.
You gat nothing to loose though,I just need your sincereity of purpose. I will do the dirty jobs and clear all the apron strings,you will just collect the dough. Its no joke,its real,do you believe in miracle?
Let Me Know.
Godspeed.
Barr Ody.
"g_simon" <g_simon@akarmail.com>
17 Sep 2004 08:32:47 -0000
Hello Mr.
I received your mail this morning, well, the content was well noticed. I have agreed with all you said but first and formost, let's talk about business before any other this that less matters please endeavour to send me your contact. ie. your details.
thanks and stay blessed.
regards,
Dr. Simon
martin3000@jumpy.it
Sat, 18 Sep 2004 19:35:51 +0000
Dear Frank,
This your stories are mere fairy tales.stop sounding like a junky,if you are interested in this deal kindly indicate and stop kidding.
"johnson otumba" <otumba_ecob@yahoo.com>
Sun, 19 Sep 2004 08:28:43 -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frank how are you to day with hope all is fine with your family ,this 1th to bee ask in life , infact i saw your mail ,and iam not here to give give you tap before you do any thing business with me...
<Geez, what a hard ass! No tap licking until business is taken care of first?!>
merian100@jumpy.it
Sun, 19 Sep 2004 12:52:23 -0700
Subject: ARE YOU OK
DEAR SIR,
I DONT THINK YOUR ALRIGHT, SOORY TO SAY THIS, PLEASE IF I MAY AS YOU ARE YOU OK? PLEASE IF UR OK GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NO SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU A CALL.
THANKS
MRS ABACHA
"bright dunn" <brightdunn@yahoo.com>
Mon, 20 Sep 2004 10:07:19 -0700 (PDT)
Dear,
compliments.
this is a business proposal and you have to be part of it and be out of poverty.
Jeff.
"DR william achyman" <willy_achy02@yahoo.com>
Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:05:36 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS FOR ME?
MR Frank Rizzo
WHAT A HELL IS THIS FOR?
"jude koko" <j_koko6@hotmail.com>
Tue, 21 Sep 2004 06:20:36 +0000
DEAR Frank,
Do you want to remine poor for your life????.
Regards Jude.
"esther zanga" <estherzanga_comms@yahoo.co.uk>
Tue, 21 Sep 2004 13:38:35 +0100 (BST)
Dear Rizzo,
Thanks for your mail, How are you doing today? Sir, i dont understand your mail and i just understand that you don't write English well, but what you need to do is to write in your language and then send it to me so that i can translate it here, read it and understand it well.
"gerard watson" <wat_gerard@walla.com>
Wed, 22 Sep 2004 00:23:12 +0300
i fail to understand why you should take out time to insult me instead of a simple yes or no
j_m_2004@tiscali.co.uk
Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:03:13 +0100
FRANK RIZZO FURK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FUK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN MADMAN FURK FRANK RIZZO
"James Abubakar" <abu.j17@pnetmail.co.za>
Fri, 24 Sep 2004 11:03:49 +0200
Dear Sir,
Inregards to the mail i sent to you, and i don't quite understand the one you sent to me cn you be more english like please so that i can understad your interest, so tha i will know how i can help you out.
Thanks
Your's
Dr.J.Abubakar
Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:58:39 +0000
" Fortune Mabu." <mabu_031@handbag.com>
Hi Frank Rizzo, Please do not be offended that I do not understand what you sent to me. I think you would be able to understand my points and get more details about me in the following link.
thethin.net/thanks.swf
Thanks and hope to hear from you soonets.
Your friend.
-----------------------------------------
Hi Fortune,
Thank you very much for your prompt reply and I can assure you that I am not at all offended that you did not understand my letter to you. I greatly appreciated you providing me with more details which did in fact make your point more clear. I can also furnish you with additional information about yourself with the following link:
Thanks once again, and I shall look forward to your response.
Best regards,
Frank Rizzo
"johnson aklm" <johnson_aklm_zz@yahoo.com>
Mon, 1 Nov 2004 05:15:23 -0800 (PST)
Frank Rizzo, esq.
I acknowledge the reciept your message with thanks but could not actually get some of your languages,but all the same I will like you to keep this transaction very secret.........
"mary_yahi" <mary_yahi@mynet.com>
Mon, 1 Nov 2004 18:23:54 +0200 (EET)
DEAR FRANK RIZZO,
ARE YOU SURE YOUR ARE OK? I THINK YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND. I WILL PRAY FOR YOU.
REGARDS.
"DR KENNETH ROGERS" <drkrogers2004@yahoo.co.uk>
Tue, 2 Nov 2004 01:51:23 +0000 (GMT)
Subject: YOU ARE AN IDIOT
Frank Rizzo
YOU ARE JUST A FOOL.YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE ENGLISH.
FUCK OFF PLS.
?????????.
"danko makama" <dankomakama@mail.com>
Tue, 02 Nov 2004 00:02:31 -0500
Dear
I don’t understand all what you are saying ,please make me to understand ok, I want you to know that I am not a kid , so clear your self to me
With Regards
Danko.
"Matthias Asih" <asihchamber@yahoo.com>
Tue, 2 Nov 2004 03:32:14 -0800 (PST)
Rizzo,
You sound's like a baby.How dear you take me to be into bullshits business.I introduced you to something which will too beneficial for both of us and you are thinking otherwise.Please come up and tell me if actually you can assist me in this deal or not.I do not have much time to waste.
Thankd,
Matthias.
"phill mohl" <phill@universal.pt>
Tue, 2 Nov 2004 12:33:24 GMT
Dear Frank,
Thankx for your massage.but i never understand you English but pls I would have like it more better i you explane your mail to better.
this is not a joke or ether a childish play this transaction is 100% free on risk
wattin for your reply
phill mohl
nddc chairman
"abdulsalam joseph" <ma_chea@yahoo.com>
Tue, 2 Nov 2004 08:25:05 -0800 (PST)
dear sir,
thank you for your emails,but why have you spoken to me that way sir?what a hail are you talking about,consider things done in order.
best regards,
machea
barristerchiago@zipmail.com.br
Wed, 3 Nov 2004 10:18:29 -0800
Dear Mr Frank Rizzo
i recieve your mail today and am highly imprest but i cant help the situation not that am looking for a person who will asisst me to transfer my cliet money into foriegn account. please am a man not gay if you wish to help you ask me to get you the details how to achieve this money into your bank account,
BARRISTER CHIAGO OFOEGBU
"GUEI GOOD" <goodguei@yahoo.co.uk>
Thu, 4 Nov 2004 10:57:24 +0000 (GMT)
Dear Frank Rizzo,
I wish to thank you for your urgent respond but the fact is that i can't get you you clear about what you are saying, please kindly come to me with humble writting. or you send me your phone number for easiere communication.
waiting to hear from you.
God bless.
GUEI
"Miss_Omar1" <Miss_Omar1@mail.plugged.com.lb>
Fri, 05 Nov 2004 08:13:35 GMT
Dear,
I recieve you mail today and to be sincere with you i did not expect that type of shirt from you ok.Look let me tell you i am not a poor girl it is only condition that keep in this way.I just contacted as a brother if not of anything, atleast because of our coulor
kennedywillmax2@fullnet.net
Fri, 05 Nov 2004 05:14:18
Hi Frank,
Point of correction,I'm not a gay and cannot never be.And my business is real so if you want to claim the funds with me,come over and let's get it done.
Expecting your response and have a pleasant weekend!
Yours sincerely,
Barrister Kennedy Willmax
"SAMANI KOFI" <samanikofi100@teenmail.co.za>
Sat, 06 Nov 2004 13:51:54 +0200
Hello,Frank
How are you.I hope every thing is fine.But Frank,i cant understand you,are you ok..why talking without some direction,can you be of help to this business,Meanwhile I acknowledge the reciept of your mail and the content are well comprehended so considering your positive responses........
"pedro adams" <pedroadams02@yahoo.co.in>
Mon, 8 Nov 2004 11:30:45 +0000 (GMT)
My Dear Friend Frank Rizzo,
Thank you very much for your mails received your mail with mixed feelings.I also thank you for your quick response to my mail which I appreciate mostly. With reference to your mails, there is no doubt that you may be scary and afraid of events and sceptical with this development.....
alusman147@zeepost.nl
Mon, 8 Nov 2004 12:50:57 +0100
Dear Frank Rizzo,
Due to your language writing i do not understand your tense of english.
"Nadimma Emmanuel" <ksll_k@fastermail.com>
Tue, 09 Nov 2004 01:02:49 +0800
Mr,Frank Rizzo, esq.
I am suprised that you want to loose your opportunity of becoming rich and influential in your life any way if still want to be member kindly reach me so that I will tell what to do so that you will be fullfilled in this life.
Thanks ,
From the sanctuary
"henrypatmos" <henrypatmos@tfanus.com.er>
Tue, 09 Nov 2004 04:18:33 +0300
Dear mr Frank Rizzo
THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY TO MY MAIL. I WAS SUPRISE TO SEE YOU WRITE THAT WHICH DOES NOT CONCERN OUR TRANSACTION. PLEASE, DONT FALL FROM THE CEILLING AS YOU HAVE WROTE. I WILL BE GLAD TO DO THIS TRANSACTION.....
"Klinsmann Chuba" <cklinsmann@timemail.com>
Tue, 09 Nov 2004 02:49:42 -0800
Fank Rizzo, esq.
I dont understand your reply .
You are a mad man each time I am talking about some good business you are always making nonsence why ?
Thanks Chuba
"ENGR UKOT THOMAS" <engrthomas_2006@fsmail.net>
Wed, 10 Nov 2004 18:01:52 +0100 (CET)
Dear, Frank Rizzo,
How are you doing? I will be glade if you will not mind licking my tap like you said and please which of my tap would like to lick?
I am looking forward you will licking my tap.
Engr Thomas Ukot
"johnbrown" <johnbrown@metta.lk>
Thu, 11 Nov 2004 03:13:15 +0600
DEAR Frank Rizzo
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AND WERE YOU COMING FROM, MR FRANK WHY CAN'T YOU EXPLAIN YOUR SELF WELL TO ME, SO THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING VERY WELL THANKS
YOURS
MR, JOHN BROWN
"chantal gue" <chantal_gue200@yahoo.fr>
Thu, 11 Nov 2004 12:18:33 +0100 (CET)
DEAR FRANK ,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY ? IF YOU ARE GOOD MAIN GLORY BE TO OUR GOD BUT, I BAIN WONDERING WHY YOU GAVE THIS CAN OF REPLY SMOEONE EXPLAN HER PROBLEM TO YOU INSTED YOU TO GIVE A GOOD IDEA YOU STARTED CEAUSEING ME I LIKE YOU TO CHECK YOUR SELF VERYWELL GO THOUGH THAT MY EMAIL AND READ IT VERY WELL AND GIVE ME REPLY.
"kone.frank7@tiscali.fr" <kone.frank7@tiscali.fr>
Thu, 11 Nov 2004 14:19:13 +0100
BASTERED IN MACOREY
BOY THAT WILL NOT GO TO NIGER
FOOL Compliments of the gay
"ALHAJI IBRAHIM GALADIMA" <ibrahim_galadima@atlas.cz>
Sat, 13 Nov 2004 13:46:39 +0100
Dear Frank Rizo, the business prorposal i sent to you is not for mumbo jumbo This an opportunity that can transform your life if you take the wisest decision.I deal with real men that sees opportunities and take them to better their life.i know we can run things together.
milton_joe@tiscali.it
Mon, 15 Nov 2004 06:05:58 -0800
Dear Frank,
I don't undertsnad idiomatic languages,please speak to me with good english like a matured man asm you are.And let me know yopu mind about this matter ok.
Reguads,
Milton Joe.
"Bernard Swanepoel" <bernard_swanepoel@hotmail.com>
Wed, 17 Nov 2004 10:39:34 +0000
Hello Mr Frank Rizzo,
Am not interested in what u are talking of but rather an important bizness.
Have a nice time..
Chief Executive
Bernard Swanepoel
"Dr. Kenneth A. Giwa" <alkeng2i@netscape.net>
Wed, 17 Nov 2004 10:12:55 -0500
Hello Frnak,
Thank you for your calculated and to add quite impressive response to my mail. Your response indeed speaks volumes of your personality and experience, I no doubt believe your story entirely and would add that it is quite sad to know.I have discussed your response with my partner and it is our collective decision to commence this deal hoping you will not let us down.
benjivory@jumpy.it
Thu, 18 Nov 2004 09:46:21 +0100
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??????????????????????????????ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HELPING ME?
"favour uka" <favour_c_uka@didamail.com>
Fri, 19 Nov 2004 10:33:51 -0500
We talk about much money you talk about earthly things.
Join the millioniers.
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