419 Zeros | Monkey Business

<Ok, I was bored, stuck for new ideas and feeling rather infantile, so I thought I'd try this reply on several hundred scam letters and see what sort of responses I'd get from it...inquiring minds need to know!>

Dear Mr. Barry Johuz,

Compliments of the day sir. Thank you very much for your most interesting letter. I have heard that the men of your country like to fuck monkeys. Is this true? I must ask this before I proceed any further because I do not think I could do business with any monkey fuckers.

Thank you once again, and I shall look forward to your reply.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo, Esq.

" barry johuz" <bgmluck020@yahoo.com>
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 00:53:43 -0800 (PST)

Dear Frank Rizzo,
Young Frank,do you mean that your country is far better than my country,please can i know your country name? by saying that we are monkey fuckers but i am sure that you are joking.kindly advise me in what we will invest the fund on my client behalf if the fund was transfer to your country.

Yours Sincerely

Barry Johuz.

"Mark Green" <markgreen@qdorf.com>
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:15:30 +0100 (CET)

You are such a fool, and that is why you will never progress in life, for an opportunit to like this to come your way and you are talking rubbish, do you know where I come from, or did I told you where I come from. I guess you don't know who I am. So, if you are not interested don't write back

"desmond duko" <mrdesduko2000@yahoo.co.in>
Thu, 25 Nov 2004 18:09:44 +0000 (GMT)

what. do you really believe in this i touch i was giving this deal to somebody who con handdle business whit high level of maturity but it was unfortulate plaese fotgive me if i hurt you by conterting you but no this is what we benefit you and me
hope to here from u

"John Wasse" <johnwasse1980@yahoo.fr>
Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:28:55 +0100 (CET)

Dear Frank Rizzo,

Well, your reply is not what i am asking from you, how can you ask such question if the men of my country fucks monkeys, the question look irresponsible.

So if realy that you wants to help me you can call me with this number 002215335396 so that we can discuss well.

Best regards,

John Wasse

"chuks kamokai" <chuks_kamo277@mail.az>
Fri, 26 Nov 2004 15:47:02 +0400 (AZT)

Dear Mr Frank,
Thank you very much for your mail,I am very glad to read your mail this morning but I don't understand what you mean by monkey fucking business which is not related with my proposal. Please let us forget about men fucking monkeys I don't know any thing about that all am talking about is my inheritance....

"umuwa gwu" <umuwagwu2000@yahoo.com>
Fri, 26 Nov 2004 07:00:54 -0800 (PST)

DEAR FRANK.

IF THE MEN IN YOUR COUNTRY FUCK MONKIES WE DONT FUCK MONKIES HERE, YOU CAN NOT ABUSE ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU IN A RISK FREE BUSINESS. I MUST TELL YOU THAT THIS IS REAL TRY AND S EE IN A 7 DAYS TME THE MONEY WILL BE IN YOUR POSITION.

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.

MR UMUWA GWU

"james john" <mac98338@yahoo.co.uk>
Fri, 26 Nov 2004 15:20:35 +0000 (GMT)

Hello brother in christ,
How are you and the family ? May the good God continue to bless you, amen.Regarding what you asked me,am a barrister by profession and a man of God.Am not into what you asked.I may not know about other people but as for me and my family we are good christans.If you have any other question let me know.
Thank you,
jame john.

"Alimat_a" <alimat_a@kaixo.com>
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 0:05:32 -0000

Hello Mr Frank.
First of all I want to thank you for the prompt response.I really apreciate you for taking your precious time to respond to me.thank you once again.
I don't seems to understand what you mean by fucking monkeys and all that.I must tell you that I'm hearing this for the first time and from you.I think I will advice you to go through the mail I sent to you and again if you are interested you should let me no so that I can tell the attorney about you.
thank you.
bye for now.

"Dr ken Moore" <drken_moore@mighty.co.za>
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 03:31:07 +0200

Hello Mr,Frank Rizzo
How are you Mr frank,hope all is well.I am greatful for the reply and the question you asked me,Good we are not the blacks that fuck monkeys.please that is am insult please stop it and talk business on how this transfer can be made easyly not asking me funny question like that. I most tell you that we are running out time by delaying,and i will like to know if you are interested in this deal or not so we can proceed immediately .
Regards
Dr ken moore
(legal adviser)

"Mr. Tunde Lemo" <foreign_survelliance_cbn1@yahoo.com>
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 02:40:47 -0800 (PST)

Attn:Frank Rizzo
What do you mean by telling me that my people like to fuck monkeys?are you trying to insult my conutry or not?
Listen if you are ready to make this deal with me you better tell me something about this deal because i need the money now if possible you call me on my line 234-8034507322.
Regards
Tunde Lem

"engr jorge roger dabbelt" <engrroger@eramail.co.za>
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 14:04:04 +0200

Dear Mr. Frank Rizzo
thanks for your reply and your question, please i am a responsible man , i do not fuck monkeys and i have not seen any of our men doing such silly and funy irresponsible act. i am a serious business man and i engage in a business other than anything.
please reply to me and let us proceed, i am assuring you that you will benefit a lot if you co-operate with me and be sincere to me as you are the only person i hope that can help me.
thanks
ENGR JORGE ROGER.

"SUSAN KOMO" <suzankomo@yahoo.com>
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 04:20:38 -0800 (PST)

Hello Frank Rizzo .

Thanks for your mail, i will like to ask you who give you that impression that men in my country are like Monkey that is truly wrong if you have that kind of believe, however How are you doing? i will like you to tell me if you are willing to help me or not .

Finally i will be waiting to read from you soon.

Thanks

Susan Komo

"dr.anthony duke" <unionbank_m_tony@yahoo.com>
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 15:18:29 -0800 (PST)

Dear Frank.

How are you today?Please i don't relly understand you, by telling a furking bussiness.I am serrious about that.Please if you are interested email me and ask me what to do.

Thanks, I am DR.ANTHONY DUKE.

"fortune ceejee" <fceejee33@yahoo.com>
Sat, 27 Nov 2004 18:39:26 -0800 (PST)

Hi Frank,
Thanks for your respond.You shouldn't be stupid.Listen i am for real and if you capable to do the transaction with me responsible and let me know
Get back to me on this.
Dr.Fortune Ceejee

"adja godfrid" <josephmandela6@hotmail.com>
Sun, 28 Nov 2004 20:45:03 +0000

Dear sir!

Who told you that? is not real, you would rather appreciate our ladies with their large buttocks, beautiful waist ? sorry for u! you'll never like to fuck your white ladies again the day you taste my ladies, i swear you!
Laugh
Let's talk about business now? It's a very lucrative one i'm proposing to you!
Hear from you soon
Godson.

"olorunimbe mamora" <olomamo_1999@yahoo.com>
Mon, 29 Nov 2004 01:19:45 -0800 (PST)

Dear,
Thank you for your letter.I must let you know that my country are very decent people,with uprightness as their watch word. I look at you as a responsible person to transact a lucrative business with,rather u call my people monkey fucker.
In the spirit of forgiveness i have forgiven you for the erroneous impression towards my people.
I look forward to a favourable reply from you.
Senator Mamora Olorunimbe

"Tony" <barristert.osagie@allestaxi.de>
Mon, 29 Nov 2004 18:59:16 +0100 (CET)

Dear Frank Rizzo,

Greetings to you and your family and i must inform you that AFRICANS ARE NOT MONKEY FUCKERS and i really do not thing people like you will have that in their thought but i will really want to do this business transaction except that you are not a racist but if you are,you should not bother yourself writing back as you already know the amount that is
involved and this is no child's play.

I will respond to you with details of the transaction if your response is encouraging and i want you to respond with your contact phone number,fax number,postal address. I await your response soonest.

Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Tony Osagie.

phillamaman@lawyersmail.com
Mon, 29 Nov 2004 11:00:05 -0800

DEAR FRANK RIZZO,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY: MEN OF YOUR COUNTRY LIKE TO FUCK MONKEYS? PLEASE THIS HAVE NOTHING TO WITH FUCKING MONKEY A JOKING MATTER. THIS IS REALITY AND THAT'T WHY I AM CONTACTING YOU.

YOU MAY REPLY ME IF YOU ARE INETERESTED. IF NOT PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL ME BACK.

REGARDS,

PHIL LAMAMAN

"vincent taylor" <vincenttaylor20022002@yahoo.co.uk>
Mon, 29 Nov 2004 19:21:53 +0000 (GMT)
Subject: suprised respond

Dear frank,
I was totally disappionted about your respond to my letter.Are you a racist.You acted uncivilised.How can you funk monkey you disappionted yourself, your family,and your entire country.I was talking business that will benefit you and me you are talking bullshit about monkeys.You own me an apology with your statement to me.
Any way if you show me interest about the transactoin than reply me.pls don't ask me about monkeys again lets be serious.We are in the 21st century now not 1000 yaers ago.I want to make you rich you are asking me about monkeys.
If you are keen about my preposition try to reply me.

Cheers
Vincent taylor(on behalf of the family)

"daniel 22" <daniel22@tsamail.co.za>
Mon, 29 Nov 2004 23:31:38 +0200
Subject: i very happey to here form your god made your be a man

DearFrank Rizzo
fuck your mather and your seister and your father your bethers your mugu your ammandman

"brown uwa" <brownuwa_270@yahoo.com>
Mon, 29 Nov 2004 15:42:25 -0800 (PST)

Dear Frank Rizzo,
Thanks for your quick response to my business proposal.All the same to answer your question none of my country men fucks monkey because we are holy people incase you don't know.Well lets forget that and face the business....

henry-castle@tiscali.it
Tue, 30 Nov 2004 08:41:55 +0100

TAKE A VERY GOOD LOOK AT YOURSELF AND TELL ME WHERE YOU COME FROM. I HAVE REASONS TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE THE SAME AS THEM.

ma_asare@jumpy.it
Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:35:17 +0000

Dear Mr Frank Rizzo,

Thanks a lot for your reply and many reguards to all your family. Mr Frank,i beleive sincery that any normal human being will not have an affair with monkeys,but let me tell you the first of such case happened here in Ghana but the autor of it was an american.we respect ourselves and the culture we cheerish so much so we dont do that.
But all the same i am very shock as a man of your kind could have asked such a question. anyway that si not the key issue her,what i want is for you to help me transfer this fund into your account....

toneypeters@jumpy.it
Tue, 30 Nov 2004 04:41:00 -0700
Subject: THANK YOU MONKET FUCKER

ATTN: MR. RIZZO,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR USLESS QUESTION?.

FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT MEN USE TO FUCK MONKEY, THAT MEAS YOU ARE ALSO A MONKEY FUCKER SO GO AHEAD AND CONTINUE TO FUCK MONKEY.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

THANKS.

PETERS.

"desmond dikko" <desmond_dikko11@yahoo.fr>
Tue, 30 Nov 2004 12:44:25 +0100 (CET)

Dearest Frank Rizzo ,

Compliments of the day, before I proceed I have to inform you that I am not aware of the incidence which you disclose to me but I have to make an inquiry about it later after the successfuly transfer of my fund to your nominated account.

thanks for your urgent respond to my mail, I dont fuck with monkey as you said so can you assist me now for God sake ?

Hoping to read from you soonest

Best Regards,

Desmond

JOYSONIA@jumpy.it
Tue, 30 Nov 2004 13:15:06 +0000

thank you for your reply to my latter. i dont understand what you means by monkey fuckers.? WHAT IS monkey fuckers.?please exprien to me to understand.
care joy.

"Dr.Joe Brown" <drjoebrown@hotmail.com>
Tue, 30 Nov 2004 07:14:24 -0700
Subject: STOP THAT AND STICKTO BUSINESS.

Dear Mr.Rizzo,

I felt embarrased when I got your mail ok!!.a man of my callibre you cannot stand in face to face and say such an insultive word.I offered a proposal,then if you are not intrested you better tell me and not saying all this rubbish.

Everything is clear in my letter,just a foreigner who will stand in as next of kin that all,and you are there telling about monkeys that too childish.

"jude okonkwo" <judest99@yahoo.com>
Tue, 30 Nov 2004 07:51:50 -0800 (PST)

DEAR FRANK RIZZO.

THEIR IS NOTHING LIKE A MONKEY FUCKER IN MY COUNTRY I WILL LIKE YOU TO UNDERSTAND ALL THAT I HAVE EXPLAIM TO YOU EARLIAR IN THE LETTER WHICH I SENT TO YOU , THIS IS ABUSINESS WHICH IWIIL LIKE US TO DO TOGETHER JUST FEEL FREE TO ASK ME QUESTION IN THIS BUSNESS.

LAWOFFICENG@tiscali.it
Wed, 1 Dec 2004 00:25:03 -0800

Dear Frank,

I got your mail and it was well understood, I do not know if a man in my country fuck monkeys, but for me I dont do it, and all I want from you is to help my cliant to get his money transfer to your account.

jerry_alex02@zipmail.com.br
Wed, 1 Dec 2004 13:25:16 +0100

So you mean that i is monkey fuckers? Well i did not blem you.

"andrezzi williams" <andrezziwilliams@hotmail.com>
Wed, 01 Dec 2004 21:14:12 +0000

EAR PARTINER,

HOW DO YOU BELIVE THAT A MAN CAN FUCK MONKEY,DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO CONVIENCE YOU THAT A MAN FUCK MONKEY OF DOESNT FUCK MONKEY.PLEASE APPLY A DIPLOMACY TO THIS LEGEACY AND SEND YOUR PARTICULARS FOR DOCUMENT PROCESSIONS IMMEDIATELYT

I AM A PURE INDIGENOUS MAN OF SWITZLAND AND HAVE YOU IN HISTORY OF THE WORLD THAT THIS HAPPEN.WE ARE ONLY A FEW WHO ARE WORKING TOWARDS THIS HOLOCAUST AND CAN DEFINETELY APPLY FOR A VERY EASY PROCESSION OF THE DOCUMENTS.

PLEASE ACT QUICK BECAUSE DELAY IS DANGEROUS.
A WILLIAMS.

yusufu@jumpy.it
Wed, 1 Dec 2004 15:40:02 -0800

Dear Mr.Frank Rizzo,

Where on earth did you get that information from?it sounds rather insultive, but anyway becuse of our mutual interest in this deal, I will tell you categorically that there is nothing of such.
Mr Rizzo, please let us know if you are really intereted in this mutual benefitial deal as we really don,t have time becuse the year is fast coming to an end.

I will expect your urgent reply.

Yours sincerely,

SALIM YUSUFU

bransoch@netscape.net
Thu, 02 Dec 2004 03:20:24 -0500

Rizzo,

you are a bastard.

barristersule1@tiscali.no
Thu, 2 Dec 2004 05:43:46 -0800

ATTENTION FRANK RIZZO.

Thank you for your kind attention, I am not a funcking monkey as you said. but will be looking forward to hear once again from you so that we can keep the confidential.

Thank you as I wait to hear from you regarding your full contact and phone number for full details regading this transaction.

Barrister Ibrahim sule.

"HADJIA Al-AZZAWI" <hadjiaxx@yahoo.com>
Thu, 2 Dec 2004 12:01:34 -0800 (PST)

Attention:Frank
what do you mean by fucking monkeys I don't understand please that is not the truth my situation is not good for jokes please if you are not capable to handle this trasaction please let me know....

Barr_athar@jumpy.it
Thu, 2 Dec 2004 22:54:42 +0100

Dear Beloved in Christ,

It is not a surprise to me that they are saying Nigeria people they fuck monkeys,but i must tell you that i have not see any since i was born.As for me i don't think such a thing is good in the sight of God if it is so but i don't believe it.

So if you are a Godly someone please let me know.....

osadebe@caere.it
Thu, 2 Dec 2004 23:07:41 +0100

Good day
Mr frank.
I have not heard of such issue before now. if you can be of help to this business proposal i will highly appericate it. The issue of man fucking monekeys is not what i am atfer.

qin1014life@netscape.net
Thu, 02 Dec 2004 18:42:36 -0500

In response to you earlier insinuation about people of my country being monkey fuckers , personally I would say I take this as an insult to my people, culture, and dignity of not only the Chinese people but to humans in general. If you must know that is a very false accusation, you cannot judge a whole race by just an untrue story .I presume you know have no knowledge of the Chinese people. If you are an ignorant when it comes to the Chinese people's history and culture then I really do suggest you should make a very vivid research about us. No we do not fuck monkeys and certainly will not.

rowland_kona@jumpy.it
Fri, 3 Dec 2004 01:24:06 +0000

Dear Frank
i am in receipt of your mail but could not understand what you really mean you did not indicate clearly what you wanted me to tell you; Pls for your information, we don't fuck monkeys,i will highly appreciate your kind understanding....

"filstine2001@katamail.com" <filstine2001@katamail.com>
Fri, 03 Dec 2004 09:09:41 +0000

Attention: Pastor Frank Rizzo.
Dear Pastor Frank,
It is quite unfortunate to hear you mention an unformidden word like that as a man of God. I just intimated you on the report for the inheritance that was given to you by my late client. If you are not interested and you are not the rightful person this bequest is meant for,please kindly for respect and God's sake stop mentioning words like that.

"benjamin gui" <benjamin_g@zwallet.com>
Fri, 03 Dec 2004 04:25:47 -0500
Subject: I AM NOT A MONKEY

In regards to your question, actually i don't know and i surggest you contact the security company and hear from the Director. (I AM NOT A MONKEY)

"CHICO JOHN" <chico_john@mighty.co.za>
Fri, 03 Dec 2004 11:51:14 +0200

DEAR FRANK RIZZO

THANKS FOR YOUR REPLY FRANK WHAT DO YOU TRY TO SAY THAT MY COUNTY ARE USE TO FUCKERS MONKEYS LISTIN I DON?T LIKE THAT I ONLY ASK YOU FOR BUSINESS NOT ACUSE ME SO IF YOUR NOT CAPEBL TO HELP SO TELL ME I ALL SO HEARD THAT WHITE MENS THERE ALL SO USE TO FUCKERS CHEKIS SO IF YOUR INTERESTING LET ME KNOW SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU NEXT STEP
THANKS GOD BLESS YOU

DR CHICO JOHN

"mike obi" <mrmikeobi@teenmail.co.za>
Fri, 03 Dec 2004 12:47:29 +0200

Attn:Frank

I must confess to you that men in my country don't mess around with animal not even monkeys.....

"mohammed" <mohammed_22@burntmail.com>
Fri, 03 Dec 2004 11:17:29 +0000

Real Funny.Please i wish i can do this bussiness transcation with you.I aint got anyone that fuck monkeys here perhaps it maybe some other place but not in my area.Please i will like to know your opinion on this deal.
Get back to me ASAP.
Barr.Mohammed.

okadigbocelina@jumpy.it
Fri, 3 Dec 2004 03:22:15 -0800

omo which one be your own,maybe you go tell that one to yr papa,

na we we

wayorschambers@zipmail.com.br
Fri, 3 Dec 2004 12:28:46 +0100
Subject: Re: it is not like that

Goodday Mr Rizzo,it is unfortunet that you asked such a question but i advise you do not allow anxity to reap you off this wonderfull opportunity.Thanks and Gods blessings amen.

"sharon hatch" <mrs_sharonhatch2004@mail.com>
Fri, 03 Dec 2004 07:50:25 -0500

Dear Frank,

I am very suprise at your mail and the way you adressed it. I suppose you are a true christain and you keep suchj dirty wards in your mind.

Anyway, I have not hard that my country people in Kuwait fuck monkey ok, I am just hearing it for the first time.

rowland_kona@jumpy.it
Fri, 3 Dec 2004 13:07:52 +0000
Subject: ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION.

Dear Mr. Rizzo,

Good day to you. Your message was received but it beats my imagination that you were asking such crude and rude question. I have not seen any body fucking monkey from this clime neither have i seen any monkey. Perhaps that is the case in your country where pedophile, lesbialism and homosexuality are rampant.

To be serious i would like to know if you will be of help seriously rather than beating about the bush and playing to the gallery.

I will be glad i did if you can indicate clearly your interest in this transaction rather than asking questions fit only for junkies!

Thank you and have a nice day.

Your's sincerely,
Rowland Kona.

wisdom_gloria2@jumpy.it
Fri, 3 Dec 2004 13:42:58 +0000

Dear Frank Rizzo,

Compliments of the weekend, we thank you for the urgent responce of yor mail, based on the question you asked, since i was born i have never seen a man in my country fucking monkey, never not atall, monkeys only live in the forest in my country and no man have ever think of fucking a monkey.

faroukibra1@post.cz
Fri, 03 Dec 2004 14:57:57 +0100 (CET)

Dear friend,
i got your mail and i really felt so bad about ypour abusive word. It is not your fault ,i am really sorry for inroducing
busines to you

maliki_abu16@voila.fr
Fri, 3 Dec 2004 17:54:08 +0100 (CET)

Dear Mr Rizzo

Thanks for your insult i will like to ask you if you real have interest to do this deal with me on not because we African a not monkeys

"sammy prince" <sammy_prince@mighty.co.za>
Fri, 03 Dec 2004 21:46:41 +0200

Dear Frank,
Thanks for your mail.I want to alert you that is those in your country that fuck monkey not in my country Nigeria.
Please if you are serious to assist get this funds transfered then you have to let me know. what i have brought to you is 100% risk-free and must benefit us. I expect your reply as a reasonable person.
Thanks,
Sammy Prince

stanley_ndu@zipmail.com.br
Fri, 3 Dec 2004 20:59:17 +0100

Dear frank

How are you? I sent you a business proposal but what I got from you is a polite insult. How can you ask me such a question in this present jet age? Respect is reciprocal. it is give and take and I think that I still need your positive reply if you are ready for us to work like one family for the benefit from each other. I hope that you are not one of those who do believe that Africans are leaving on top of tree?

I will like you to send me your telephone and fax nos. if you are serious to work with me.
Compliments of the season.
Regards
Stan

"kenibru11@katamail.com" <kenibru11@katamail.com>
Fri, 03 Dec 2004 20:02:55 +0000
Subject: ARE U KIDDING ME ?

attn: Frank Rizzo,

thanks for your email. i do not know what to make of your resposne to my email. are you kidding me or serious? any way, we do not sleep with monkeys if that is what you mean. do you want to do business with me or not?

KEN IBRU

"Lawrence Robert" <josephandy2002@yahoo.com>
Fri, 3 Dec 2004 13:01:31 -0800 (PST)

Hi Frank,

Thanks for your reply. It is true that the bad apples have spoilt the good ones, but it is also very unfair to make blanket statements. We are into business and if you wish to try us... it is risk free.

Thank you very much.

Robert

"ojikwu" <ojikwu57@myway.com>
Fri, 3 Dec 2004 16:31:38 -0500 (EST)

Frank Rizzo,
Thanks for your reply. I was very gratefull to recieve it.
That my country is a monkey fucker or not is not the issue on board now. The main thing is to seek your consent on the approval of the transaction. All what I need from you is the information in the proposal, your private phone and fax numbers for easy communications. I am looking forward to recieveing your reply.
Your's Faithfully,
Ojikwu Okadigbo.

"aaoh assoc" <aaoh_association@zwallet.com>
Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:32:44 -0500

HELLO MR FRANCK .

WE ARE VERY happy WITH YOUR MESSAGE THIS SHOWS HOW MUCH TIME YOU HAVE CONSIDER OUR PROPOSAL . THIS IS a HUMANE PROJECT AND WHOEVER HUMAN BE SAYING CAN INTERESS A THIS .PLEASE WE KNOW ALL THAT IN the ONE KNOWN AS ones WE HAVE SOME REALITES.BUT OUR CONTINENT CURRENT, OUR CURRENT COUNTRY DO NOT KNOW THESE KINDS OF THINGS.AS DARWIN SAYS THAT WE THEM HUMAN WE ARE The DECENDANTS OF The MONKEYS AND THAT The CRADLE OF HUMANITE IS AFRICA WE CAN HOWEVER HAVE SIMILAR IDEAS .WE ARE MEN AS YOU WE CAN COOPARATE WITH YOU FOR The SUCCESS OF OUR HUMAN PROJECTS .IF YOU HAVE A POSSIBILITY YOU CAN There HOWEVER VISIT US HERE IN AFRICA THIS WOULD BE An INTENSE JOY FOR US SEE YOU TOGETHER WITH US .WE HOPE TO READ YOU SOON .

YOUR PRESIDENT S.DODJI

"ike nwachukwu" <barris_ikenwachukwu@yahoo.com>
Fri, 3 Dec 2004 13:43:46 -0800 (PST)

ATTN:FRANK RIZZO,

I HAVE STATED TO YOU IN MY LAST MAIL THAT THERE IS NO PART OF THE WORLD THAT FUCKS MONKEY,WE DON'T FUCK MONKEYS IN MY COUNTRY AND I ASK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME RECEIVE THE FUND.BUT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN DOING THAT FOR ME THEN SIMPLY SAY SO INSTEAD OF WASTING MY TIME.

BARRISTER IKE NWACHUKWU

"mbeki" <mbeki@xpemail.com>
Sat, 4 Dec 2004 02:58:51 +0200

ATTN:FRANK RIZO
FROM:DR.HARRY MBEKI

DEAR SIR,
I GOT YOUR MAIL AND THE CONTENT WAS WELL NOTED.I AM VERY GREATEFUL FOR THE FACT THAT YOU ONLY HEARD ABOUT IT AND THAT YOU HAVE NOT SEEN A SOUTH AFRICAN MAN "FUCKING" A MONKEY.
PEOPLE DO SAY THINGS ABOUT WE AFRICANS WHICH MIGHT BE TRUE OR NOT JUST LAKE EVERY OTHER CONTINENT OF THE WORLD.

"Stella Morufu" <st_mor2005@yahoo.co.uk>
Sat, 4 Dec 2004 09:08:28 +0000 (GMT)

Dear Frank.
Thank you very much for your mail.
please i'm not joken ok.if you intrested in helping me i'm girl not men even if they fuck monkey is non of my buisiness so send your information such as home and office address phone and fax for trust and to enable me give you the whole details.
regards.
Stella

"luis owono edu" <luisowonoedu_2005@yahoo.com>
Sat, 4 Dec 2004 03:03:43 -0800 (PST)

Dear Frank Rizzo, Esq.,
Thanks for your mail , regarding what you said if you want to do business it will be better that you come out for business by not mess yourself , If you and your country is the type of people that fuck monkeys we in our country here we dont do so . Once agian if you want to do business you better come out for business and not wasting your time ...
Thanks
Best Regards
Mr Edu

richard_williams45@jumpy.it
Sat, 4 Dec 2004 16:03:52 +0000

My Dear Frank.

Thanks for your mail and how is things with you hope fine well I was happy when I saw your mail then at the same time annoyed after I reading it how can you say that you heard that like to fuck monckey why do you say that well people always say about what they don't know but you really knw that Africa is a very nice country do you know that the white people deceived the old people before when they go to their undeveloped villages very interior place they will took some nonses thing and say that is Africa and use it to do documentary but we all knows that a lot of white men want to come to Africa but they can't get the visa and please what we are talking is transaction and if you go through the proposal I sent to you

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