This is the first scam letter I ever got, which I received at work. I thought I'd have some fun with them and the rest is history. Oddly enough I actually got two of them the same day (the other from Solomon Ikubor). While not so odd in itself, these are the only two scam letters I've ever received at work in over a year. To this day I'm convinced they work together. The same IP addresses would appear with both their e-mails, although not on the same day, expect for one time. I'm sure they were at least working out of the same cybercafe at anyway. I had no idea that anyone actually did this as a hobby until a month afterwards when I started searching for a way to get more scammers.

July 11, 2003

DEAREST ONE. GOOD DAY
I was a Moslem and a retired military top officer in ivoury coast Army that served under the past military regime. I was the financial secretary to the Armed Force Ruling Council (AFRC). With my position as a financial secretary, I was able to divert up to $45,000,000.00 (Forty Five million U.S Dollars, into my personal Bank Account, hoping to invest the money when I'm retired.

Immediately I got retired, I was converted from Moslem to Christian Since I gave my life to Christ, I had no rest of mind. Some times I think of the souls I killed when I was a soldier and the dubious ways I diverted my country's money into my Personal Bank Account.I then decided to seek the face of God for forgiveness and after fasting and prayer through Divine Revelation, the Almighty God revealed to me that the only way I could have rest of mind is when I used all my money to do the work of God. I immediately disclosed my revelation to my Pastor and he was happy with me.

I have been thinking of the particular thing to do for my LIFE before this present civilian president of my country set up a panel (Honourable
peace Panel) to probe the Bank Account of the past Military officers like me. Instead of loosing this money to my government, I quickly
withdrew my money out of my Account and deposited the money in a finance and security company for safety.

My Pastor has adviced me to sneak out of the country with the money to sow it into a business abroad. I have decided to sow this money into your CARE . I am making arrangement to come over to your country but you need to receive this in cash before I come over.

The cash has been packaged by the security company in consignments and ready for shipment but the security company requires the address of the money from the finance and security company receiver. Please send to me your names, address and your telefax number where I can fax the Airway Bill to you to claim the consignment over there.

I will be coming over to your country with my family for thanksgiving as soon as I sent out this money to you.

I look forward to your response through my yahoo account God bless you.

kee ken.

cote d ivoure abidjan

Dearest Kee Ken,

Man, that's one helluva letter there Kee! I tell you buddy, you had me in tears there! You make me want to give my life to the Lord too now Kee. I'm glad to hear you've decided to come to Canada, I think you will enjoy your life here my friend. Thanksgiving is a long time to wait for your arrival, but I shall await you with patience my friend. Today I have made two friends, the other, Solomon, also has had hard times like you. Perhaps we can all be together before the year ends!

Your friend,
Frank

Sun, 13 Jul 2003 23:21:16 +0200 (CEST)
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SIR YOUR RESPONSE IS QUITE INTRESTING ON THE OTHER SIDE SUSPENSE I NEED YOUR AURGENT REMOVAL OF THIS CONSINGMENTS SO AS TO ENABLE ME COME OVER TO START UP A NEW LIFE OF PEACE WITH YOU AND THE FAMILY PLEASE SIR .

KEE

Dearest Kee,

Nice to hear from you again! I was just wondering what I could do with that $45 million USD. I was thinking of a major coke binge in Las Vegas with some really expensive hookers, but I guess the Lord wouldn't go for that as being "the Lord's work", hey Kee? ;-)

Any suggestions? Hope to hear from you again soon my friend.

Frank

Hey Kee, how's it going?! You still haven't answered me yet. What's going on? You know, it's not like friends to ignore friends like this!

Frank

Sat, 19 Jul 2003 10:11:58 +0100 (BST)
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FRANK RIZZO.
DEAREST ONE THIS IS KEE KEN HOW IS IT GOING HOPE FINE PLEASE SORRAY FOR THE CHANGE OF ADDRESS I WAS UNABLE TO REOPUN MY MAIL IT BITS MY INMAGINATION ALL THIS WHY ALL THE SAME WE ARE BACK TO OUR PREVIOUS TRANSACTION YOUR REMOVAL OF THE CONSINGMENT IS TO BE DONE URGENTLY I NEED TO KNOWN YOUR CAPABILITY YOUR QUESTION ABOUT A BUSINESS IN CHICAGO COKE WATHEVER IS NOT THE TALK AT THE MOMENT LET US TAKE THE SOURCE OUT FIRST ALL OTHER THINGS WILL CALL TO PLACE.

KEE

Wed, 23 Jul 2003 22:56:11 +0200 (CEST)
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HELLOW MR THIS IS KEE CAN WE DO IT I HAVE BEEN ENCOUNTERING DIFFRENCES IN MY BOX NOW I HAVE A NEW CONTACT CONCERNING OUR LATE DISCAUSION ON LIGHTS2004200@YAHOO.FR

KEE

Sun, 27 Jul 2003 00:16:59 +0200 (CEST)
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Frank Rizzo

HELLOW MR THIS IS KEE CAN WE DO IT I HAVE BEEN ENCOUNTERING DIFFRENCES IN MY BOX NOW I HAVE A NEW CONTACT CONCERNING OUR LATE DISCAUSION ON LIGHTS2004200@YAHOO.FR THE REMOVAL HAS TO BE DONE FOR I HAVE A CONVINCTION ON YOU YOUR RESPONSIBILITY AS A WELL LOCATED MAN IN FACT YOUR CONTACT WAS RELOCATED.

KEE

Hey Kee Ken, how the hell are you?! Nice to see you've faunally settled down, 14 e-mail addresses later! I guess Yahoo keeps killing your accounts because of all the spammin scam e-mails you keep pumping out, hey buddy?! Anyways, I've found the perfect way to use that $14,000,000 USD to do the work of God! We can use it to help out this sorry son-of-a-bitch here! His name is Solomon, and he's one hurtin' bugger. I think he has a Windex drinking problem. Maybe you know him? He's from the ivory coast too, and he likes to SHOUT LIKE THIS ALL THE FRIGGIN' TIME TOO! So, whatya think Kee?

Mon, 28 Jul 2003 00:02:34 +0200 (CEST)
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Hellow sir your mail seems so insultife you should have known that the cost of mails blockages could be interception un like you over there who have access to lab top please the removal has to be very urgent i do not seen to understand what you are saying your friend in the ivoury coast called solomon please eandevoure to follow up this is urgent it is your responsibility that has kept me knocking at the door you are a responsible oppurtunist .

kindly kee.

mind you it is 45 million usdollars and your reception shold encouraging for my family

Cool!!! 45 million USD is a pretty sweet chunk of change there my friend! Man, the shit I could do with that kinda dough, I tell ya! So what about my buddy Sol? Work with me here Kee. You'll help him out too, right? I think he's a a prisoner of war or something, and he's right there in the ivory coast too! Christ, he could be right down the street from you for all we know!! He's like drinkin' Windex and shit to cope, and he's gotta use this freaky code to communicate with me! We gotta get him outta there! His old man died not along too, so I think he's takin' that hard too.

Frank

Kee!! Ok, I'm thinkin' - $45 million USD, I'm drivin' a Lamborghini for sure! I'm totally torn between these two models. What one would you go for Kee?

Damn, I forgot to ask you Kee....who the hell is smilth scholt anyway? Isn't that the guy that created those peanut characters, you know, Charlie Brown and the gang??

Frank

Hey, I thought you said this was so urgent! Talk to me Kee.....

Oh yeah, I forgot to ask you....what the hell is a "lab top" anyways???

Frank

Ok, it's been at least ten minutes now, and still no reply! You know Kee, God would not approve of such behavior. He wants that $45 million USD (sweet!!) to go to a good cause (like helpin' me and Sol out!) so that he can forgive you for all those ruthless killings of innocent people you did. That way he won't burn your ass in hell for all eternity! How's that for motivation my friend.

Talk to ya again soon I'm sure,
Frank

Thanks for your contributions to life in prove but sir are you helping me out? Life is full of challenges and the better ones only get there by gods grace friend you are so kind in reciprocation please do take me for a conviction your reply is full of fun and life in finding I really want to be your close friend here things are not always equal your being there today is god giving grace the world is full of vision only god can direct us business break through comes when we do not expect some times we plan for them all I mean is that it is quite difficult at the moment for me to handle the children education has to go on and all other stuffs god only can communicate you this is a differences pleas I am in the circle of differences.

Frank

Tue, 29 Jul 2003 21:48:12 +0200 (CEST)
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DEAR FRANK YES OF COURSE I HAVE BEEN HAVING SOME COLD FOR THAT COURS I WAS ADDMITED IN THE SAFERS CINIQUE YOU ARE SOME HOW DELAYING THE TRANSACTION YOU NEED TO SEND DOWN YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER FAS AND YOUR RESPONSE WAS SO MUCH COMPLICATED THE LAST MAIL YOU SEND WAS NOT WELL UNDERSTOOD PLEASE LET US JOIN HANDS TOGETHER AND ACT LIKE REAL LEARNED ONES WE ARE NOT IN THE STREET YOU ARE A RESPONSIBLE MAN PLEASE EANDEAVOUR TO SEND DOWN THE FOLLOWINGS DEMANDS SO AS TO FAST IT UP THE SECURITY COMPANY WOULD NEED ALL THIS THINGS AND THE LAYER THAT WILL REPRESENT YOU HERE IN THE IVOURY COAST .

FRIENDLY KEE.

Kee,

Oh, so now it's all MY fault and I'M the one delaying the transaction??!! You're the one in the "safers cinique" (whatever the fuck that is!) doing God knows what! That's still no excuse! You've got an arm that's still attached to your body, you can fucking well type up an e-mail and send it my way! There will be no more of that shit now buddy! It's always all my fault, isn't it! That's the way it is with you damn jungle bunnies, blame it all on whitey!

Anyways, this is so fucking sweet!!! I've never had $45 million USD to spend before! You didn't say which Lamborghini I should buy though. And what about Solomon?? Are you just going to let that poor bastard die in some prison like that, laying there in a pool of his own piss and Windex?! He's a good man Kee, maybe not the sharpest tool in the shed, but a good man nevertheless. And you still haven't told me who the fuck this Smith Scholt guy is....am I going to have to split my money with this fuckin' guy?? I don't think I could go for that shit!

I don't have a telephone at home, so you'll have to call me at work. The number is 1-757-622-XXXX. Just ask for Frank, they'll know who the fuck you're talking about. They might give you a hard time about it, but you've just gotta be firm. Do some of that shouting shit you're so good at, and they outta comply then. So this lawyer you've got lined up for me over there in the Ivory Coast, is he any good? Note: it's Ivory Coast, not "ivoury"...do you not even know how to spell your own country's name??! Don't worry, I'm just bustin' your balls there Kee.

Yes, let us join hands together and act like real learned ones....NOT! There won't be any of that hand holding shit Kee...I really appreciate this cash and all, but I don't swing that way buddy!

Smell ya later wingnut,
Friendly Frank

P.S. I'M NOT FUCKING DEAF...NO NEED TO SHOUT ALL THE TIME!! Just bustin' your balls again there needledick.

Yeah, so much for urgent, right buddy?! Let me guess, the safers cinique again? Are you and Solomon hiding out in that place or what?!

Frank

Thu, 31 Jul 2003 11:32:51 +0200 (CEST)
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SIR I REALLY HAVE TO LET YOU KNOWN THIS YOUR MAILS ARE SO COMPLICATED WHO IS SOLOMON YOUR QUESTION ABOUT SMITH SCHOLT IS QUITE A MEANING THAT IS ONE OF MY KIDS NAME I USED IT IN CREATING THE BOX I TRIED YOUR NUMBER IT WAS NOT GOING MAY BE DUE TO LACK OF COMMUNICATION BREAK DOWN IN THE COUNTRY PLEASE GET ME RIGHT ABOUT THE LAYER THEY ARE OF CHAMBERS YOU AND I KNOWN THAT BEFORE CONSULTING THE CHAMBERS THERE IS CONSOLTATION FEE THEY ARE REALLY HARD ON IT AND THE FEE IS FIVE HUNDREAD DOLLAR 500. AS SOON AS THE MONEY IS SENT THEN I GET A BETTER CHANCE OF PROGRESSING THIS IS SOME THING THAT HAS TO DO WITH LARRY SPIN CHAMBERS OWN BY BRITIN TRAINEEES. PLEASE LET US START IT UP.

KINDLY KEE

Complicated?! You wanna know what's complicated, try, "...the cost of mails blockages could be interception un like you over there who have access to lab top please the removal has to be very urgent..."! Now that's fucking complicated!! Lack of communication break down? More like when they picked up the phone, you started layin' this shit on them and they were like, "Whoa! What fucking planet is this language from?!!"! I told you, you've gotta be really firm with these fuckers!

I was thinking.....why the fuck should I have to pay this $500 USD?!! The way I see it Kee, you just happen to be sitting on $45 million USD, while I'm sitting around here waiting for my welfare check to come in, and you're the one so desperate to get rid of it so God can forgive you for slaughtering all those innocent people, so I think you can fucking well pay this consignment fee! Whatya say Kee ol' buddy? Otherwise fuck it, I'll just use my own lawyer. I've got this guy, he's really good, he got me off of an assault charge a couple years ago. He owes me a favor, so it's no problem!

Talk to ya later cockbreath,
Frank

Thu, 31 Jul 2003 18:21:56 +0200 (CEST)
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Frank Rizzo

Good day our compliments as regardsto your comming in to the room of justice Sir this is larry spin chambers to be preinformed. The consultation fee for a rep is 500 usd which will enable us carefully get the best for you along side the attorney fee would be pass to you mr kee adviced us to reach you on mail so as light in lovely thanks just try our service is quite auntentic no one ever comes and go with out our merit we are at your service

larry spin chambers avenue 22rue 44 riveria abidjan

KINDLY SPIN
NOTE,, KEE ACCEPTED THE MONEY TO BE PAID IN TO OUR ACCOUNT SO THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS WHAT NEEDED

IF SEND GET THE PASS WORD AT ONE

Who the fuck's this?!! Larry, I don't need to be cumming in no rooms of justice! Kee never mentioned this bullshit before! And what's the deal with the yahoo.fr e-mail accounts in the Ivory Coast??! Is that the only place you fuckin' bushwhackers can get an e-mail account in that godforsaken country??! As for the $500, get it from Kee....trust me, he's good for it!! No one ever comes and go with out our merit? What's that shit about??! Just what the fuck's going on inside those chambers anyways?! I've got a really good lawyer already, and he owes me a favor so I don't need you fruitcakes, thanks anyways!

How's that for "light in lovely"?!

Frank

P.S. Now how about layin' this password you mentioned on me there!

Sat, 2 Aug 2003 11:33:18 +0200 (CEST)
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HELLOW WHO THE HELL ARE YOU IT IS QUITE UNESPECTED OF YOU THE WORDS YOU USE INPLIES YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMAN GRADE IN YOUR COUNTRY DONT YOU PAY CONSULTATION FEE BEFORE AN ATTORNEY LOOK HERE WE ARE NOT LOCAL CHAMPIONS WE ARE BRINTON TRAIED WE HAVE MOVED ROUND THE WORLD IN DIFFRENT CASES SO YOURS IS NOT THE FIRST OR THE BIGEST MIND THE WAY YOU DISRECPET PEOPLE FOR THE FIRST TIME.

QUOTE
LARRY SPINTONCHAMBERS

Yeah, don't get your fuckin' panties in a knot there Larry, what the fuck did you expect?! I had this thing going with Kee Ken there, and it was all going good until you fuckin' decided to jump in with your greedy hand held out! I don't know what kind of freaky shit goes on there in those mysterious chambers you keep talking about, but I don't want no part of it.

You are not local champions? Listen here, I'm not talking fuckin' race horses here, I'm talkin' lawyers and my guy, he's the best! This buddy of mine got picked up not long ago with over 2 kilos of coke in the trunk, and this fuckin' guy got him off just like that! Let's see you pigmey village lawyers do that! And I told you once, and I'm not telling you again, this guy owes me a favor, so he's not holdin' his fuckin' hand out for no $500 USD like some fuckin' jerky ass I know! Talk about "disgrace to human grade in your country"! "Brinton trained"?? You talkin' Britney Spears there Larry? Yeah, I'm sure you're quite competent then! You can't even afford your own e-mail account and have to sponge off of Kee's account for fuck sakes! Last time I read the rules, you don't need no fuckin' lawyer to collect a pile of stolen cash!

Quote
Frank

Kee, you've gotta lose this fuckin' Larry guy, he's really starting to get on my nerves! I can't deal with him anymore, the guy's an asshole! I told you before already, I've got this lawyer and he's the best! The guy can work circles around this fuckin' Larry joker!! He owes me a favor anyway, so it won't cost me no $500 USD! So whatya say we get the ball rolling here with the cash that you wanna get rid of so badly there. I've already put a down payment on my Lamborghini, and I'm just waiting for this dough to come in so I can drive home with it. So chop chop buddy, let's do this!

Frank

Sat, 2 Aug 2003 22:40:57 +0200 (CEST)
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sir
The mail that was pass to you was inrespect with the layer cos he so flabagasted towards your ways and mannar to his aid i known
how much insult this caused me it took me time to let him to pass through my mail box in fact you disgraced me this are international rep the bar just arrived from japan on an international case he is respected here in the country the reason while i got access to him was my military prestiage. please you have to reply in apology he could think somthing else . and try to complie with him ther is no way the deal will be smoot with a rep here.

kee

Kee, my man with the cash, how's it going?! Yeah, well I'm pretty fuckin' "flabagasted" too that you dragged this greedy asshole into this sweet deal we had going here you know! Since when does one need a lawyer to dump a pile of stolen cash onto someone else anyway??! I give you my bank account number, and you wire the cash into it, it's that fucking simple! We gotta hurry this shit up because the fuckin' salesman at the Lamborghini dealership is starting to breathe down my neck here Kee. Between him calling me every day, and this fucking Larry guy whining about his $500 USD, I'm about to go postal here Kee!! This fucking joker was actually in Japan?! Christ, I sure hope he speaks japanese better than english, otherwise no doubt he's accidentally sold some company down the river.

You still haven't answered me as to why the fuck you can't pay this consignment fee either! I told you before, you're sitting around on $45 million USD, while I'm digging around in the fucking dumpster looking for something to eat....who the fuck do you think should pay it???? Oh, and by the way, I was just chatting with General Robert Guei yesterday and he claims he doesn't know any Kee Ken from the Ivory Coast military! What's up with that?? You better not be pulling my chain there. So anyways, how's about sending that fuckin' cash over here now....I ain't getting any younger, and you're not getting any closer to having God forgive you for all those murderous activities you enjoyed over the years!

Frank

Tue, 5 Aug 2003 00:33:23 +0200 (CEST)
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Sir
I am not trying to disorganise this transaction there is no way we can progress without an attorney you known quite that the security
company can not release the consingment which will be in your name and your care this is something that you and i need to put
effort to scale it out in time all you need do now is to send down the money for consultation fee. By the way you told me you spoke with the late president guei robert please stop been kiding let make it snapy.

Yours truely kee ken

Ok, Kee....maybe you were standing around just a little too close to the cannon fire during your days in the military and obviously don't hear so fucking well anymore. I'm only going to ask this one more time....why the fuck can't you pay this consignment fee if you wanna get rid of this money so badly, and you're obviously much better off financially than I am?! And if that's such a problem, then why the fuck can't I use my guy who's obviously MUCH better than this Larry Simpleton guy?! Who the fuck is this security company anyways? Give me their phone number and I'll straighten shit out with them. We'll get that nasty cash off of your hands in no time at!

By the way, I'm arriving in Abidjan on August 17th 2:00 AM on Royal Air Maroc flight #533 to help out Solomon, since you obviously couldn't be bothered to help the poor bastard! Some christian you are! I'll be staying at the Golf hotel inter-continental abidjan. Maybe we'll pay you a little visit there buddy!

Frank

Wed, 6 Aug 2003 23:50:23 +0200 (CEST)
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DEAR SIR
YOU STILL COULD NOT GET ME IN MY PROPOSAL I ADIVCED YOU TO BACK TO IT THE SECURITY COMP ANY IS NOT THE MATTER YOU JUST PAY THE 500USD FOR CONSULTATION FEE SO AS TO ENABLE LEGAL REMOVAL YOU AND I KNOWN HOW THIS MONEY WAS DEPOSITED YOU SHOULD KNOWN THAT SUCH MONEY CAN NOT BE IN MY POSITION AS A EX MILITARY IT COULD TO SOME THING ELSE AND THER IS SOME DUMORAGE TO PAY TO THIS SECURITY FIRM WHICH YOU KNOWN WILL BE SOUGHT OUT THE ADVICE IS THE LEGAL TO STAND IN ALL OUR REMOVAL

Ok, Kee.....timeout....now let's just stop and take a close look at what you just wrote me......ok, now did any bit of this fuckin' senseless jabber so much as attempt to answer either one of my fucking questions I had asked you for the third consecutive time?! I think not. You can't fuckin' tell me that with all that fucking dough, you can't scim a lousy 500 clams off of it to give to these fuckers so you can finally get that terrible blood money off of your back once and for all!

My man Sol, right there in abidjan, he knows exactly what the fuck's going on, and if I get pissed off enough, he just has to pick up the phone and make a call to the military and by nightfall they'll be using your badly beaten body for target practice! So I strongly advice you to stop whining to me about this fucking consignment fee my friend, and just deal with it so I can finally get my fuckin' cash and be done with this bullshit!

Later shit for brains,
Frank

Kee, jesus fucking christ you sure like to take your sweet fucking time sometimes! I think that fucking dough has depreciated in value by now, and now it's only worth 20 fuckin' bucks canadian!! What, are you back in the fucking "safers cinique" with Sol again?! Or busy getting your ass spanked with a paddle in Larry's freaky fuckin' "chambers" there or what??! Fuck Kee, I need that cash like fuckin' yesterday!!!! I lost my fuckin' lambo they had on hold for me because of all your farting around! I'm about one step away from having Sol pick up that phone my friend! Fuckin' today, asswipe!!

Frank

Ok, let me try this in your fucked up language, maybe then it'll fuckin' sink in.

SIR IN CONTROL YOU HANDS IS NEEDED YOU MUST ENABLE REMOVAL BEFORE MOON IS IN SHAPE AND RAIN COMES TO FALL IT THIS IS AFRICA LIKE I TOLD YOU OFF THE ASSISTANCE NEEDED FRIEND PLEASE WE ARE NOT IN THE STREET DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONVICTION YOUR REPLY IS NEEDED AND CASH FUCKING YESTERDAY I AM IN THE CIRCLE OF DIFFERENCES IT BITS MY IMAGINATION ALL THIS WHY ALL THE SAME WE ARE BACK TO OUR PREVIOUS TRANSACTION YOUR REMOVAL IS NEEDED RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

FRIENDLY FRANK

Alright there Kee, this is getting fuckin' ridiculous! It's always such a big fucking rush with you when you write, then after I respond you're as elusive as a fuckin' sasquatch! Meanwhile, I'm stuck sitting around here with my fuckin' thumb in my ear waiting for this dough to come in. You need to get your cheap and lazy ass down to the security company right fucking now, and get that fuckin' cash over to it's rightful owner pronto!! It's God's will Kee! He's going to fry your black ass in hell before Sol even has a chance to make that call if you keep it up!

Frank

Kee, what the fuck's the deal with Larry there??! I try e-mailing the prick to get him to give you a kick in the ass to get going with this shit, and my fuckin' e-mail gets returned as undeliverable!!! I thought this fuckin' wingnut was supposed to be this big world-class Britain trained lawyer, and he can't even hang onto a free e-mail account at Yahoo?!!! What the fuck's going on there Kee???! This is starting to get more fishy than Captain fuckin' Highliner's boat here!! I am so going to be dropping by your fuckin' place for a little visit when I come to Abidjan! Me, Sol and my little friend Louisville Slugger are going to have a little talk there my friend!

Later asshole,
Frank

Kee my friend, where are you? What has happened to you my friend?

Frank

Thu, 21 Aug 2003 00:26:19 +0200 (CEST)
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DEAR FRIEND ARE YOU REALLY SURE OF HELPING ME OUT ? IF HOW COME YOU CAN NOT PAY THE CONSULTATION FEE TO ENABLE US GET AN ATTORNEY THIS TRANSACTION IS MY FAMILY LIFE ADVANCEMENT THE WAY YOU MAKE YOUR PLANS TOWARDS THE MONEY MAKES ME SUPRISE THIS IS FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE AND NOT FOR THOSE CARS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO DO OUT THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY ANY FURTHER PROCESS MUST INCLUDE THE ATTORNEY.

Well look what the fuckin' cat just dragged in!! Hello Kee, my friend! How the hell are you?! Yeah, I'm more than sure I'm helping you out...I'm taking that fuckin' cash off of your hands that you just can't stand holding onto there! Isnt' that help enough? Do you not want God to forgive you?? You're much more financially able to handle this attorney than me! What, do I gotta do everything here?!

And let's get one thing straight....the Lamborghini is not a car, it's a fucking Lambo baby, a LAMBO!! This fuckin' thing is in a class all of it's own, and nothing else can compare! It's every man's dream here in North America! I'm sure that over there every man's dream is banging a nice tight baboon, but here it's cruisin' in a Lambo!

Let me know how you make out at Larry's there. Has that fuckin' tool got a new e-mail yet? Let me guess - something@yahoo.fr? Talk to you soon schmuck.

Frank

Fuck you're a stubborn prick! Ok, you win, we'll use your fuckin' lawyer then! Are you fuckin' happy now?! I've got one condition though. If we can't use my lawyer, who's actually much better than anyone you'll ever find over there, then we've gotta use someone else. There's no fuckin' way I can do this shit with Lunkhead Larry there! He is such an whiny asshole and he really gets on my fucking nerves. The fuckin' guy couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. I'm sure he doesn't have two neurons to rub together! There's gotta be someone else there we can use! You know this is not a deal if it's only good for you, a fuckin' deal is something we can both agree on, so fuckin' work with me here Kee!!

Later dicksmack,
Frank

Sat, 23 Aug 2003 20:17:52 +0200 (CEST)
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SIR
I WILL GET THROUGH AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AFTER THE HOLIDAY PASS BY BUT THE CONSULTATION FEE HAS TO BE SEND DOWN TO ENABLE ME GET THROUGH.

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
YOURS TRUELY KEE

Holiday???!! I thought you fuckin' people didn't even work to begin with! What is it, National Scamming Day??! Christ Kee, I needed that fuckin' dough like last month! We don't have time for you to be playing around with fireworks and "bangin' on de drum all day"! And where the fuck am I supposed to send this consultation fee anyway? You know Larry's out of the picture now, or else the deal is off.

Frank

Mon, 25 Aug 2003 23:52:51 +0200 (CEST)
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Sir i have got someone else larry spin is out of town he is gone to london. This guys are good the consultation fee is the issue for now
use this contact to send it down

avenue 22 rue 14 marcoury abidjan
kee ken please send the money so as to enable us get the real attorney kindlyfriend

You are found of useing insulting words please change your words my family are really intrested in you so please keep us feet

we are thinking of going in to farming in your country and real estate. is it ok by you

Good to hear Kee, and let's hope that prick doesn't come back to town either, right! I've got your money all ready to go and I'll be at the post office tomorrow to send it!

And no it's not ok by me that you get into farming and real estate here. Of all the fuckin' trades to pick, you had to pick those, didn't you! Jesus Christ Kee, surely there's something else you could do here, no?? You and your family could operate a crystal meth lab here instead. I have a buddy who could help you set it up. It's much more lucrative anyway!

Let me know when you get the cash there peckerhead.

Friendly Frank

Thu, 28 Aug 2003 20:58:24 +0200 (CEST)
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Dear friend how is it going with you and the facilitate issue it is quite along way you come i have been waiting on you the money is needed as discaused .

Yours kee ken

Kee, old buddy! It's going just great! How are things on your end? Did you not get my last e-mail? I had told you that I was sending the money in the mail. It was 3 days ago that I sent it air mail, so it should arrive in a couple weeks I would imagine.

You're fuckin' right it's quite a long way we've come! We've really been through some shit together, you and I. I think we make a pretty good fuckin' team! We can make some serious coin together after you arrive here!

Frank

Kee, good news brother!! I almost forgot to tell you. I found a sweet deal on my dream car. Fuck the Lambo! This thing blows any Lambo outta the water. Besides, the salesmen at the Lambo dealership are assholes anyway! I've got something much better all lined up, check it out! It's a 2003 Bugatti 16/4 Veyron, and it has the 4th fastest top speed at 252 mph. We're talkin' 1001 bhp @ 6000 rpm baby!! At 2.9 seconds in the 0-60 mph performance category, it may not rank as high, but it ain't too fuckin' shabby either! I'm mostly concerned with top speed anyway. Even though it's $1,363,116 USD, it'll be no problem after you lay that cash on me there Kee. I may even let you drive it after you come here! And don't give me no ridiculous bullshit about it being your family savings, because it's fuckin' stolen blood money!

Later there wankstain,

Frank

Sat, 30 Aug 2003 13:12:45 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.101.70]

MR FRANK THIS IS NO BULL OF SHIT THIS IS BUSINESS TRANSACTION THIS IS NOT THE ISSUE FOR NOW THE ISSUE IS HOW TO BRING IT DOWN THERE YOU HAVE WILDE DREAMS PLEASE BE A GOOD FRIEND . YOUR POSTING IT TO ME MEANS CHILDS PLAY ALL YOU NEED DO IS TO GO TO MONEY TRANSFER AND SEND IT THROUGH THE WESTERN UNION TRANSFER AND THEN GET TO ME WITH THE MONEY CONTROL NUMBER. THIS IS SAFER FACILITATING AND SNAPY A RELIABLE TRANSACT SHOULD BE DONE THIS WAY.

YOURS TRUELY
KEE AND FAMILY

PLEASE DONT WALK OUT OF GODS LOVE AND PLANS

Kee,

Ah Christ, here we fuckin' go again......just when I thought we finally worked things out, you've gotta go and fly off the fuckin' handle again! This isn't the military here Kee, you can't just bark orders at me like I'm one of your fuckin' soldiers! You really need to calm the fuck down!!

This definitely ain't no "bull of shit" my friend! I'm as serious as they get buddy! That car ain't no fuckin' toy either, it's a very important tool. When I meet up with my Columbian friends in Mexico, I can't show up in a fuckin' Kia to help move their "goods" for them you know! And what if I'm on a run with a full load and end up with highway patrol on my ass??! I may as well bust a hole through the floor and start peddling my Flinstone ass outta there, because it would be a lot faster than a fuckin' piece of shit like that!!! You can't be losing control like that if you go on runs with me after you come here! I'll need you to be as cool as a fuckin' cucumber!

As for the consignment fee, I fuckin' told you I just sent it to you in the mail asshole!! What the fuck are you going on about Western Union for now??!! You never mentioned anything about them after I had asked for the address to send the fuckin' money to you! What, you think I'm going to send you another $500 while there's already $500 on the way to you?!! You think I'm that fucking stupid?!!!! You had plenty of time to disappear on me for two weeks, so you fucking well have time to wait two weeks for it to show up in the mail!

So once again, let me know when that cash shows up in the mail.

Later cockweasel,
Frank

Sat, 30 Aug 2003 19:19:57 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [193.220.188.210]

WATH ARE YOU ESPANCIATING ARE YOU REALLY A SERIOUS MINDED PERSONAL IF PLEASE ENCOURAGE ME IN TRUST FOR THIS IS COMING IN BY YOUR NAME WITH YOUR KINDS OF SPEACH I HOPE THERE WILL BE NO DECEPTION PLEASE ACK LIKE A BUSINESS MINDED PERSONEL.

Yeah, you've got some "esplanin" to do too Lucy....like, what the fuck was that bit of verbal diarrhea all about there? You sayin' I'm gonna burn you? I was as business minded as they come and calmly sent you the money, then all of the sudden you start freaking out about Western Union and shit! I told you before, you've got to calm down. In my line of work, if you lose your head like that, you end up buried out in the desert somewhere! That address you gave me better be real, or that money will end up in some postal worker's pocket for sure, and I sure as fuck ain't sending it again!

Frank

Tue, 2 Sep 2003 06:15:56 -0700 (PDT)
Received: from [213.136.125.130]

hellow friend whats is going on are you still there please help to facilitate this transaction.

Wed, 3 Sep 2003 00:26:15 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.114.105]

Hello friend are really out for assistance please do get me informed i have been on the door waiting what is it the suspense is there any thing the matter your recepocation quite out pasted please get back to me

Yours truely kee ken

Ok, Kee.....I'm going to try my best to practice what I had preached, and to stay calm here. Maybe you don't understand english very well. What did I tell you about the money? I told you had sent by air mail. How long did I say it would take to get there by air mail? I had said maybe two weeks at the soonest. Has it been two weeks yet? FUCK NO, IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN TWO FUCKING DAYS YET!!!!!!! So, you're going to be waiting on the fucking door for awhile yet my impatience friend.

Later fucknuts,
Frank

Fri, 5 Sep 2003 12:19:39 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.114.105]

Dear friend please see how we can put things in order the country is in comma political conflict is about to take it shape again there is mis up withing the govt and the opposers please i am waiting on you my family is seriously asking me what is going on please your personality must be placed as it is .

please the money is the issue usd 500 .now the money is been kept for a purpose and all this why it has been on my side quite for i did not want it disclosed the security company are treating to move to spain becos of the country politacial problem please send the money via western union your phone is not always walking languages are always my answer if i called please do you not have another phone number i love to speak with you please send it as soon as posible .

Yours kee ken

Hey Kee,

Has that money arrived yet or what? It should've got there by now! This is the address that you gave to me, and I sent it to:

Kee Ken
Avenue 22 Rue 14 Marcoury
Abidjan, Ivory Coast

Is this even the correct address??

Kindly,
Frank

Mon, 29 Sep 2003 21:47:36 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [193.220.188.210]

THANKS FRANK FOR YOUR REMINDER TO BE PRECISED THE SYSTERM BY WHICH THE MONEY WILL BE RECEIVED IS SO UNDEVELOPED PLEASE DO RELOCATE I PASSED THROUGH THE BOX THERE WAS NO REPLY PLEASE THE HELP US :GO TO THE WESTERN UNION AND SEND IT SO AS TO ENABLE US FOLLOW UP THE NORMAL PROCEDURE.

THANKS KEE KEN

Fri, 3 Oct 2003 21:19:52 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [193.220.188.210]

DEAREST ONE PLEASE EXAMINE YOUR POST LINE TO KNOWN IF THE POST HAS COME DOWN I BEG OF YOU THE MONEY IS VERY INPORTANT FOR LEGAL PROCEDURE PLEASE WE ARE CONFIDENTIAL IN TRANSACTING WITH YOU

KINDLY KEE KEN.

Well, I guess this cash just isn't making it to you there. Either you gave me the wrong address like the dumb fuck that you are, or your postal system is pretty crooked.

I suppose I'm just going to have to bite the bullet on this and send it again through Western Union. I was at their office today to see what the fuck's involved with doing this, and they said I'll need the full name of the person collecting the money there, and the city that they'll be collecting it in. Also, because of the high rate of fraud there, they said I'll need a copy of the person's passport, or other photo ID. I'll put the passport number on the transfer, they when you pick it up at the Western Union office there, you'll need to have your passport with you so they can cross reference it.

So get back to me with all that shit as soon as you can there fuckface.

Frank

Thu, 9 Oct 2003 15:13:36 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.101.137]

THANKS BELOVED ONE PLEASE DO HAVE ME EXCUSE FOR LATE RESPONSE IT WAS DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES . YOU CAN USE THE ADDRESS I GAVE YOU TO SEND IT DOWN ALL THEY NEED DO IS TO GIVE YOU THE SECREAT CODE AND THE TRANSACTION NUMBER THIS IS THE CONFINDENTIAL ASPECT OF IT YOUR QUESTION AND ANSWER ALSO PLEASE INDICATE THANKS

KEE KEN.

Sat, 11 Oct 2003 22:42:53 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.114.105]

GOOD DAY SIR.
I HAVE REPLIED YOU AS DISCAUSED WHAT IS IT THE MATTER PLEASE HELP ME TO PROGRESS OUT SO THAT I COULD COME OVER THERE TO INVEST THE MONEY IN YOUR COUNTRY WITH MY LOVELY FAMILY THEY ARE PRAYING FOR YOU EACH NEW DAY LIKE I SAID WE ARE CONFIDENT IN YOU .

KINDLY KEE KEN.

You have replied me as discussed??? I don't fucking think so!!! I asked for a copy of the passport for the person collecting the money at the Western Union office there. I don't see it attached to your fucking e-mail, do you??! Quit screwing around, and let's get this shit over with! Who is collecting it, you? What city, Abidjan? Hurry up with that fuckin' passport dicksmack!

Frank

Sun, 19 Oct 2003 23:34:14 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.114.105]

SIR PLEASE LET US NOT PLAY OFF I AM WAITING ON YOUR FAX NUMBER SO AS TO LET ME SEND DOWN THE DETAILS INFACT I WENT TO THE WESTERN UNION I DISCOVERED THE MONEY ESTRACTED IS MUCH I DECIDED YOU GO THROUGH MONEY GRAND THEY WILL NEED LESS MONEY TO TRANSFER THE MONEY DOWN PLEASE HELP ME TO GET THROUGH FOR ALL WE HAVE IS IN THE SECURITY COMPANY FOR NOW THE INFORMATION I GAVE YOU AS REGARD TO MY ADDRESS IS WHAT YOU WILL USE PLESE I WANT TO JOIN YOU BEFORE THE MONTH ENDING THE TREAT IS HEAVY ON ME AND THE FAMILY.

KINDLY KEE KEN IVOURY COAST.

You're waiting on my fax number??! Well, maybe it might help is you had actually asked for it in the first place you fucking village idiot!! What exactly did you do in the military anyway, latrine duty? I'm not fucking clairvoyant here pal! My fax number is 1-309-279-3628.

Yeah, the treat is heavy on all of here too at Halloween, so cry me a fucking river! You're actually right about something for once in your miserable life, Money Grand is cheaper than Western Union, by a whole $8. But there's a reason for that. THEY SUCK!!!!! Do you know how much money I've lost with these pricks?!! Never again. You were so fucking adamant about going through your lawyer all this time, so I'm going to insist that we use Western Union, and I'm going to need a copy of your passport to do it. Can't you just get a scan of that fuckin' thing done somewhere today and e-mail it to me right away?? Is that really too complicated for your feeble fucking mind there Kee?!

Frank

Fri, 31 Oct 2003 20:10:57 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [193.220.188.210]

THIS IS CONCEPTION FRANK YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE FACT THAT I WAS ONLY MAKING ECONOMIC REASONS FOR MY SELF FOR THE MONEY YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEND DOWN COULD HAS BEEN ONDER NEGOCIATION FOR CONSULTATION FEE MY REASON FOR YOU SENDING IT THROUGH MONEY GRAND IS THIS PURPOSE AS SOME ONE WHO WANTS TO ASSIST ME PLEASE DO NOT BE MISCONCEPTED .

KINDLY KEE

Yeah, whatever the fuck you say there Kee. I still don't want to use Money Grand. I want to use Western Union, and to do so I need a scan of your passport. So hurry the fuck up and sent it to me so we can finally get this shit over with!! I don't want to be doing this fuckin' pen pal shit with you for the rest of my life here!!

Frank

Alright you fucking stubborn prick, we'll do it your way and send it by MoneyGram. Are you fucking happy now???!!!!!! God, you piss me off!!!!!

Frank

Sat, 29 Nov 2003 07:35:04 -0800 (PST)
Received: from [213.136.114.105]

Thanks for you understanding frank please make it snappy for i am waiting on your transaction info to enable me collect it this is the roof of the transaction i am waiting on you greetings to your family out there for we will soon have table meal together s soon as all is done.

Look who's asking to make it snappy after waiting a whole fucking week before replying!! Yeah, that meal together sounds like a great idea there Kee...I'd start it off with a nice big bowl of Cream of Pulverized Asshole, followed by a generous main course of Smashed Kneecaps A La Idiot and then finish it with Bleeding Whimpering Scammer for desert!!!

I sent off your money this afternoon via MoneyGram, so you'll need the following info to collect it:
Reference Number: 92133528
Test Question: "What's a dimwit like you need this for?"
Test Answer: "To buy a clue."

Now don't waste anymore of my time you cocksucker and hurry the fuck up!!

Frank

Frank

GOT YOUR MAIL JUST THIS OVER THE WEEKEND I WILL GET THE IT AND THEN GET BACK TO YOU PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED YOUR CO OPURATION IS NEEDED .

KEE

What, you just got my e-mail last weekend??!! I only sent it to you ten fucking days ago!!!! Good to see that this is still so urgent with you Kee, you fucking cunt!!

Frank

hellow frank i kown you might be wondering why have i not responded to your mail infact i have been on a trip of considering so i decided to go and pick it up suffice this to say i got there and found out that the money is not there but you told me that the money was kept there in the bank money grand .please do not see it as negligence for my wife and i have been having some conflict infact the hide out that we have bein has kept us from town please this is our apology. do put it in order so as to enable the transactions.

kee. ken

Christ Kee, what the fuck are you doing driving around sight-seeing when we've got business to take care of here??!!! The MoneyGram transfer expired because you took too fuckin' long to collect it. I guess this isn't important to you anymore?! I had to go to the office and collect my money back, and I can tell you that I wasn't too fucking pleased about that shit Kee!!

I'm only going to try this once more, so you better collect it right away this time. And I don't give a fuck if you're having trouble with that bitch of yours either, you've gotta take care of this right away! The MoneyGram Reference Number this time is: 9213452. The test question/answer is the same as before.

Hurry the fuck up, and can't take this shit anymore!!!

Frank

Mon, 29 Dec 2003 23:12:55 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [213.136.114.105]

COMPLIMENTS FRANK.
PLEASE HELP TO CONFARM THE MONEY TRANSFER NUMBER IT IS SUPPOSE TO BE 8 NUMBERS . THEY SEND ME BACK . MY FAMILY ARE SAYING MARRY CHRISTMAS AND A BENEFITED NEW YEAR.

Yeah, merry fuckin' christmas to you too fruitcake, and here's to a Kee free year up ahead - it's going to be so fuckin' sweet to finally get you off my back I tell ya! Christ, if it's not one thing it's another, hey?! Looks to me like you're missing a 1 there, it should be 92134152. Now let's make it snappy you fuckin' useless prick!!

Frank

What the fuck's going on there now Kee??!!! MoneyGram phoned me today to ask if I want to collect my money back because it has been in their system for so long now! Let's make this snappy you fuckin' cocksucker!!

Frank

Alright Kee, this is getting fuckin' ridiculous!!!! I knew you were going to screw me like this!!!!!

Frank

Sat, 31 Jan 2004 11:07:46 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [213.136.125.26]

HELLOW FRANK ARE THERE.

Fri, 13 Feb 2004 21:58:59 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [66.133.34.12]

MY GOOD FRIEND YOU MIGHT BE WO?DERING WHAT IS IT THE MATTER . LIKE I TOLD YOU IT IS MY WIFE WHO IS SCARED DUE TO THE FACT THET SHE KNOWS YOU NOT SO I TOOK TIME TO SOUGHT IT OUT THAT IS WHY WE DO NOT COLLECT THE MONEY POSTED LIKE I TOLD YOU WE DO NOT WANT TO NUSE YOUR MONEY FOR UNNEST PURPOSE SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS TO SEND DOWN THE MONEY THROUGH THE GRAND TRANSFER SO AS TO ENABLE US TO GET THROUGH PLEASE I ASK FOR YOUR RECONCILATION AS REGARD TO THE TRANSACTION .

Yours truely kee.ken abidjan.

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 12:21:49 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [213.136.100.182]

MY GOOD FRIEND FRANK. IT IS QUITE A LONG TIME I HARD FROM YOU PLEASE DO NOT TURN ME DOWN IT IS THE LITTLE MIS UNDERSTANDING BETWING ME AND MY WIFE WWHICH HAS GOT IT LOOSE OUT .
NOW WE CAN GET TO OUR REMOVAL OF THIS MONEY THER ARE SOME SCORECS THAT I WAS PUTTING IN ORDER

SO NOW THAT WE HAVE COME OUT OF THE CLOSE YOU CAN NOW SEND DOWN THE MONEY VIA MONEY GRAND.

Yours keee ken.

Mon, 16 Feb 2004 21:16:22 +0100 (CET)
Received: from [213.136.100.182]

Hellow my good friend it quite a long time i hard from you what is it the matter is it because of your money that was not retrived ok i need you understand this all my wife and i have been having some misunderstanding for this fact that she knowns you not so it is said that this person could be a ghost partiner this has really kept us out bound please at the moment i want your urgent response send down the money for inmmidate removal so as to enable me get to the attorney assistance as per consultation progression.

PLEASE FRANK GET BACK TO I HAVE CONFIDENCE IN YOU .
I AM NOT SCARED IT IS JUST MY WIFE WHO IS KIND OF CONFUISED.

Yours truely kee ken.

Tue, 20 Apr 2004 16:13:07 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.100.182]

Mr frank are we still in terms i neeed you reliable get back pl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right, beg you fucking piece of shit! You finally figure out how to collect your money from MoneyGram yet???

Frank

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 02:34:35 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.69.75]

That's greate to here from you friend i have been out of town i appreciate you really hard me out friend i am quite ready to pick it up

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 08:54:08 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.69.75]

I HAVE BEEN OUT OF TOWN FRIEND GET BACK TO ME AND LET GET IT CLEARED .

THE CONTACT INFORMATION SHOULD BE USED.

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 19:56:36 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [213.136.114.105]

i have am waiting on you .

Tue, 3 Aug 2004 19:03:31 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.69.75]

Hellow friend i am at the call of enability to facilitate this need still waiting .

Sun, 12 Sep 2004 01:38:53 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.72.42]

hellow frank what's goin on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kee, you old fuck! Are you finally ready to do this shit with me now or what?! Enough of this fucking around, and let's take care of business once and for all!!!

Frank

Tue, 28 Sep 2004 12:06:47 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Frank what a back call so let's get it on.

Yeah, now you're talkin', let's get it on motherfucker!!! You fucked it up royally last time, so this time I need your phone number to pull this shit off once and for all. Please send me you phone number now!

Thanks,
Friendly Frank

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 14:34:04 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Mr or what ever is that the way to discause business with your partiner how could you be so difficult in your missive i tault you are a responsible personality infact i am dissapointed in your mail what do you mean by old fulk? and all that sturf i am scared of you and your personality identify your self better that i kwon sir.

Sat, 16 Oct 2004 13:11:38 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Frank what's going on is every thing all wright did you receive my mail and the tele phone number i sent to u the money is still out standing are you ready to assist me .

What the fuck are you talking about??!! You never sent me your telephone number yet!!! Get it together for fuck sakes!!!!

Frank

Mon, 18 Oct 2004 18:29:01 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [196.201.64.246]

Frank let's be real for one are you really out to help me out of this mutial beneficial of my ? if then what is the delay with the money gram transfer section .my tel number is out of service at the moment due to some infor seen occurance i am my family are praying and trusting GOD a way out of this sect of the globe all we had at the moment is kept in the secuirity company my only problem is the dumorages and the real man that will help this mutial benefictions of out of this hold.

Friend if you truely want to assist me do for delay is danjerious to me .

Regards

Don't fuckin' talk to me about delay you useless sack of shit!!! I've been sitting around here for months after I sent you the money the last time before I heard anything from you!!!! So I guess we'll have to wait until your telephone number is back in service again! I waited this long, I can fucking well wait some more then!

Frank

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