Wed, 03 Sep 2003 16:01:21 -0400

From:John Michael
Tell:+225-05562873
E-mail:johnmich@zwallet.com
Abidjan,Cote d'ivoire
West africa

Dear,

INTRODUCING MYSELF, I AM John Michael, THE ONLY SON OF THE LATE MR AND MRS SAKO MICHAEL.

I wish to request for your assistance in a financial transaction. Dear I get your contact from a member of this your sit.I wish to invest in Manufacturing and real estate management in your country. I have twelve million,five houndred thousand united state dollarls.USD($12.500,000) to invest in the transaction and I will require your assistance in receiving the funds in your account in your country. I will gladly give you 15% of the total sum for your assistance.

please it is important you contact me immediately on my private e-mail address (johnmich@zwallet.com) for further explanation.

Awaiting your immediate response and God bless.
Regards

John Michael.

Hey there Johnny, how the fuck's it going?! Frank here. Sure I can help you out there pal, let's do this shit now!

Frank Rizzo

Thu, 04 Sep 2003 10:35:26 +0000

DEAR FRANK, THANK FOR YOUR MAIL BUT PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU MINE I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP I AM NOT JOKING IT IS 100% TRUE I WANT YOU TO BE REST ASSURE.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
JOHN MICHAEL

Hey John, Frank here. What don't you understand there pal? You asked for my help and I said I'd help....sounds pretty fuckin' simple if you ask me! Of course it's not a joke, why the fuck else would I reply?! Do you want my fuckin' help or don't you?!

Yeah, God bless you too fruitcake.

Frank

Fri, 05 Sep 2003 05:35:04 +0000

Dear Frank Rizzo,

I received your mail and the contents was well understood, Also I will like you to know that we have to proceed without wasting any more time since you are with me I will like you to hang all what ever you are doing for now and let us face this transaction with all our mind so that within few days you will call me for good news that you have received this money in an account which you will provide to the bank where my late father deposited this money.

However,I really thank you so much for your concern towards this transaction which I believed that with your urgent respond as I command you to do in few days you shall call me for good news that you have received this money in your account.

Again am very sorry for not geting back to you ealier it was cause by am having a malaria parasite here in the hotel where I lodge and it is now that am geting better so I decide to check my mail and see that you have respond with the hope that you will call me immediately for us to proceed.

I was just coming from the bank where my late father deposited this money as I have make you the Favour and the Beneficiary of this money. As you are already known that Am urgently in need for this money to be transfer into your account so that I will be coming to your country and continue my sociology in one of the university there while this money will be wisely invested by you and after the 15% of the total money transfer into your account which was instructed by my late father before his sudden death to compensate your effort input during this transaction, the profit that we make in the investment will be share between you and me.

Now the Director of the bank told me that they will like to hear from you on the phone to enable them to tell you their requirement to transfer this money into your account which you will provide to them. Please call the bank immediately and tell them that you are calling on my behalf that you are the person that I told their bank about which will be calling in respect of my money that was in their bank, with this statement they will attend to you and tell you what you are to do in other for them to proceed.

Here is the contact of the bank :

Name of Bank : Coopec Bank International

Director : Mr. Jack Joel (contact person)

Phone N° : + 225 0738 2752 ext 121

Fax N° : + 225 2127 9686

Please I will like you to call the bank immediately you received this mail so that you can be able to provide your account to their bank for immediate proceeding of this money into your account which you will provide to them.

I will be expecting your call on my hotel room number +225 0590 2958 for more discusion towards this transaction.

Thanks once more and GOD Bless you and keep you safe for me till you come over to your country after this money is in your account.

Best regards
John Michael.

Meanwhile I dont know you and you dont know me we are doing this transaction based on trust and as a matter of degency, I will like you to give me your full contact details e.g your telephone nulber for me to talk to you when ever it is necessary and your fax number and your picture.

Frank here. Christ, you're not going to bring that fuckin' malaria shit over here with you are you?! I sure hope not. Funny thing with them phone lines there Johnny, none of them seem to work. You sure you wrote that shit down right? As for my info, you've got it tough guy:

Frank Rizzo
5-687 Scambaiter Ave.
Winnipeg, MB
R2K 3S8
Canada
Phone: 1-309-346-XXXX
Fax: 1-309-279-XXXX

I've attached a photo like you asked too. How about you there Sparky, do I get to see a photo of you or what? I'd sure like to know who the fuck I'm dealing with here too! So how soon you think we'll have that cash of yours over here in my account?

Later,
Frank

Mon, 15 Sep 2003 08:25:14 -0400
Subject: Why the silence?

Dear Frank Rizzo,

I have been expecting your respond in this transaction to enable us to moved forward in this transaction, please try your possible best to respond to me so that we can proceed because I have been waiting for your mail.

Hope their is no problem? if so glory be to GOD.

Thanks and GOD Bless you

Best regards

John.

John,

What the fuck?!! I never heard from you since I wrote you on Sept. 5! I've been sitting around here with my hairy dick in my hand for 10 fuckin' days now waiting to hear back from you, and you finally write back and give me shit for "the silence"?!! And how about your photo?? I don't see no fucking photo attached to this e-mail like I asked before, do you?! Are we ever going to do this shit with your money there, or what?!

Later dicklips,
Frank

Tue, 16 Sep 2003 15:39:55 +0000

Dear Frank Rizzo,

This is my photo.

Thanks, John.

Thanks John! Whatya got in your hand there tough guy? Looks to me like you just lifted someone's credit card from their room! You look pretty fuckin' pleased with your little acquisition there anyway. Is that the hotel that had that malaria shit in it that you caught?? Serves ya right for swipin' people's credit cards! So what, you're sending that cash over here now or what??

Frank

Thu, 18 Sep 2003 06:46:12 -0400

Dear Frank,

I received your mail and the contents was well, understood, I will like you to call me immediately as far as you are capable in this transaction. once I received your call then I will give you more details towards the transfer of my late father's money into your account.

I will be hoping for your call.

Thanks and GOD bless you

Best regards

John.

Hey there John,

Contents were well understood, hey? Somehow I don't fucking think so. Yeah, funny thing with them phone lines there...they still don't do jackshit! What the fuck kind of telecommunications system you got there anyway?! Still bangin' on a drum to relay a message to the nearest tribe there, or what?! You can call me at 1-306-756-9631 if you need to talk so fucking bad. Maybe you'll have better luck getting through to me here.

Frank

Fri, 19 Sep 2003 08:07:44 +0000

Dear Frank,

I received your fucking mail, men whatz up with your fuching line men? I have been trying to reach your fucking line which you gave to me but your fucking line seems out of order.

If your fucking head is capable to assist me to transfer my late father's money into your mother fucking account, then call me immediately as a niger speaking. 01122505902958. lets talk.

John.

Christ, you're right upset about the phone lines there, hey Johnny? My fucking head is more than capable of handling this, but your useless telecommunications system there sure as fuck isn't. I think you need to tighten up the skin on your drum a bit more there Biko, your message isn't quite making it to the next tribe. My line's working fuckin' great, at least it was last night when your mother called me and asked if I wanted another blowjob.

I don't have time for this playing around with the phones shit, so here's my bank account info:

Royal Bank of Canada
220 Portage Ave.
Winnipeg, MB
R3C 0A5
Canada

TEL: 1-306-988-XXXX
FAX: 1-306-988-XXXX

Branch #08732
Account #32207XXX

Now, all you gotta do is go down to your bank and transfer it into this account. It's that fucking simple!

You want me to speak as a niger? How's this:
COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY. I KNOW MY LETER WILL COME AS GREAT SURPISE BUT PLS HEAR ME OUT BROTHER. I AM SON OF LATE GENRAL GUEI AND AM STUPID SCAMMER WITH INSANE AMOUNT OF MONEYS TO SEND YOU. How's that shit sound to you there pal?! Ok, I'm going down to my bank late this afternoon, and this money fucking well better be in my account!

Later scumbag,
Frank

Hey there John,

I went down to the bank yesterday, and what a fuckin' surprise, your old man's money wasn't in my account! What the fuck gives, is your head not capable of this transfer there, or what?!

Frank

Mon, 22 Sep 2003 12:31:59 -0400

Dear Mr.Frank,

Thanks for your mail with the information.

Since there is delay in fund transfering from here, the bank have agreed to pay by BANK DRAFT on your name.

The bank confirmed that the Bank Draft is as good as cash and it is cashable in any prime bank worldwide.

The bank also said that as soon as the Bank Draft is ready copy will be fax to you for your bank confirmation and the ORIGINAL BANK DRAFT will send to you by DHL Courier Service.

If this new development is okay for you call immediately on this telephone number:0022507948813.

Waiting to hear from you,

John.

Hey there Johnny, Frank here. I'd say that this new development is fucking great, except for your choice in the courier. Could you possibly pick a more incompetent courier?! I wouldn't trust those fuckin' idiots to deliver a pizza, let alone a bank draft for $12.5 million! You better use FedEx if you want it to actually make it here. I'm really looking forward to it, and be sure to e-mail the tracking number to me as soon as you send it off. How soon you think this fuckin' thing will get here?

Thanks,
Frank

Tue, 23 Sep 2003 09:51:02 -0400

Dear Frank,

It is okay the Original Bank draft will send to you by Federal Express(Fedex).

You will be informed and copy will be fax or email to you for your bank confirmation before the Original will be send to your by the bank through fedex.

Thanks,

John.

Hey there Johnny,

Sounds great! I can't fucking wait!!

Thanks pal.

Frank

Thu, 25 Sep 2003 17:42:34 +0100 (BST)

Attention : Mr. Frank Rizzo.

From: Gogo Chambers Abidjan.

Tel: 0022507895440.

Subject: Transfer of US$12,500,000.00.

Sir,

We were instructed by your partner MR. JOHN MICHAEL to forward this CERTIFICATE OF CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP obtained from the High Court Abidjan to you

Kindly see the attached document.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
Gogo Chambers.

Thu, 25 Sep 2003 13:05:32 -0400

Dear Frank,

My Lawyer have obtain the change of the ownership of my account to your name to enable my bank prepare the bank draft on your name and the Lawyer Mr. Jogo Gogo of Gogo Chamber will be sending the document to you.

Thanks,

John.

Hey Johnny!

I just got the change of ownership document from Gogo Gadget there, and this shit looks good! Thanks pal! So how long you think that bank draft will get here? Don't forget to give me the FedEx tracking number too after you send it.

Thanks,
Frank

Fri, 26 Sep 2003 12:14:13 +0000

Dear Mr.Frank,

The change of ownership which you have copy has been also forwarded to the bank as per they demand which will authorize them to issue the Bank Draft on your name.

As soon as the Bank Draft is ready copy will be fax to you for your bank confirmation and the Original Bank Draft will be send to you through Fedex.

Thanks,

John.

Hey there Johnny! See, this is moving along so much more smoothly now that we've finally stopped playing around with the fuckin' phones there! Sounds great, I can't wait to get this shit over and done with!

Frank

Mon, 29 Sep 2003 09:52:16 -0400

Hi Mr. Frank,

I have contacted the Bank today and they confirmed that the Bank Draft will be ready by tomorrow.

Thanks,

John.

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 14:04:10 +0100 (BST)

Attention : Mr. Frank Rizzo

From: Remittance Office of Ecobank.
Tel:0022507948813.
Fax:0022521279686.

Subject: Transfer of US$12,500,000.00.

Sir,

Here attached is the ECOBANK DRAFT of your payment.

You are expected to send us the money for the posting through Federal Express and the Insurance coverage of the Original Ecobank Draft as Fedex will not accept the Draft without extra Insurance.

Federal Express to Canada. = US$100.00.
Extra Insurance.= US$850.00.
Total.= US$950.00.

As soon as we receive the above amount your Original Ecobank Draft will reach you within three days.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

Ecobank Operator.

Dear Ecobank Operator,

Well would you look a that. Is that fuckin' sweet, or what?!! Yeah, no problem, just take it off of this amount and cut me a new bank draft for $12, 499,050.00. I don't have a problem with that at all. Three days hey? I can't fucking wait!!!

Frank

Wed, 1 Oct 2003 12:47:32 +0100 (BST)

Attention: Mr. Frank Rizzo.

From: Remittance Office of Ecobank.

Sir,

Be informed that, it is not possible as we are not authorized or no room for such withdrawal from the account as the fund is deposited in Ecobank SUSPENSE ACCOUNT and was TAGED for onward transfer overseas only by the Original Depositor of the fund.

Secondly after Central Bank approvals, stamp duty been paid to the central bank and full information for the release of your payment been forwarded to our corespondent Bank as the Draft will be paid from our overseas reserved account.

For further information call the International Remittance Manager on Tel:0022507948813.

Thanks for your cooperation and bear with us.

Sincerelly,

Ecobank Operator.

Ok, I didn't realize it was such a big deal to do. I hear ya, I don't much like to redo a job either just because of some whiny prick.

No problem, just use my FedEx account number to send it then. It's 1425-XXXX-5.

Frank Rizzo

Thu, 02 Oct 2003 07:11:51 -0400

Dearest Frank,

I hope by now the bank have forwarded the Bank Draft as promised.

Kindly get back to me to inform me the position of things from your side as I am arranging to meet with you for the final settlement of the fund with you.

Waiting,

John.

Thu, 2 Oct 2003 13:26:44 +0100 (BST)

Attention: Mr. Frank Rizzo.

From:Remittance Office of Ecobank.

Sir,

Your FedEx account was received and we are comfortable to use it but You have to send US$850.00 for the extra Insurance since Federal Express will not accept the Bank Draft without extra Insurance coverage.

Be informed that we are not in postion to post such huge sum of money what of Bank Draft without extra insurance coverage as it is a risk and we are not in such risk and it is against our policy.

Be adviced to send the requested amount as we remain to serve you better.

Kindly, bear with us.

Sincerely,

Ecobank Operator for Manager Remittance.

Hey there operator,

FedEx puts the insurance charge on my account along with the shipping charges. So long as my account number is clearly printed in the appropriate place on the waybill, then it's all set to go! I've covered extra insurance charges many times this way before. Don't forget to give me the tracking number right after you send it off to me there.

Thanks,
Frank

Fri, 3 Oct 2003 13:05:36 +0100 (BST)

Attention: Mr. Frank Rizzo.

From:Remittance Office of Ecobank.

Sir,

Kindly understand that the Extra Insurance is not paid to FedEx as they have their own Insurance but it does not cover Bankers Draft or Cash from here.

Secondly, we were informed that your account with FedEx is only cover for shipment only, not Extra Insurance as it does not concern them.

Are you really the beneficiary Name on the CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP of this fund, we were surprised and advice you to act accordly.

Sincerely,

Ecobank

Yeah, you better believe I'm the beneficiary on the Change of Ownership of this fund! I've even attached a copy of it for you to see for yourself there tough guy! So FedEx told you that my account is only good for shipping costs? So I guess they've just been doing me a fuckin' favor then over the last ten years that they've been charging extra insurance charges to my account!

I had an interesting little chat with FedEx too the other day, and not only are they willing to insure the bank draft themselves, they said it would only be $500 USD for their additional insurance. How do ya like them fuckin' apples, hey operator?

So I trust you'll have that out tomorrow, and be sure to e-mail the tracking number to me right away.

Thanks,
Frank Rizzo

Sat, 04 Oct 2003 15:40:43 +0000

Dear Frank,

What is wrong why are you silence.

Thanks,
John.

Ain't nothin' wrong here buddy. You may have all the time in the world for this pen pal shit seeing how you're just layin' around that fuckin' malaria infested hotel there swipin' credit cards, but me I've still got a business to run here. Sounds like the bank should have that bank draft shipped out tomorrow, so it won't be long before you finally won't have to put up with any more of my bullshit!

Later,
Frank

Mon, 6 Oct 2003 11:32:48 +0100 (BST)

Attention: Mr. Frank Rizzo.
From:Remittance Office of Ecobank.

Sir,

We thank you for your confirmation as the beneficiary of the account regards to the Change of Ownership.

Be informed that, your Ecobank Bankers Draft will only send you after Extra Insurance Coverage Charge is received from you based on our policy.

Failly to send the money, the Draft will be withdrawn or canceled.

Help us to serve you better.

Sincerely,

Ecobank.

Ok, you stubborn fuckers aren't going to budge on this insurance shit now are you?! You obviously didn't bother to read my fucking letter at all! Well if that's the way it's gotta be, then fuck it, it's all coming off of this cash in the end anyway. So who do I make this Western Union transfer out to? It can't be just a business name.

Frank

Tue, 7 Oct 2003 15:57:48 +0100 (BST)

Attention: Mr. Frank Rizzo.

From: Remittance Office of Ecobank.

Sir, You are adviced to send the money by Western Union like you said on the name of the Lawyer Mr. Murphy J. Gogo or your Partner Mr. John Michael.

Since on their presence the Insurance will be paid, your Draft pickaged for shipment through Federal Express and receipt been forwarded to you.

Kindly act faster and accordingly for us to serve you better.

Sincerely,

Ecobank.

Sorry about the delay there operator, I've been away to Florida on business and didn't get back until Friday night. I was in the Western Union office late yesterday afternoon, and they told me they have a new policy regarding transfers to Western Africa because of the high rate of fraud there. They said I'll need a copy of the person's passport, and when this person there collects the money, they'll need to have their passport with them so the WU office there can cross-check it.

So hurry up with this shit as soon as you can!

Frank

Mon, 13 Oct 2003 12:42:23 +0100 (BST)

Attention: Mr. Frank Rizzo.

From: Remittance Office of Ecobank.

Sir, We have contacted the Lawyer and your Partner to forward passport copy to you.

Sincerely,

Ecobank Operator.

Mon, 13 Oct 2003 10:32:05 +0000

Dearest Frank Rizzo,

Here attached is my passport you requested to send the money for the posting of the Draft as I was made to know by my Lawyer.

Please see the attached document and send the money on my name: JOHN MICHAEL for onward forward to ECOBANK.

Remain blessed,

John Michael.

What the fuck is this??!!! Is that your passport, or did you just wipe your fuckin' ass with a sheet of paper and scan it??!! Almost looks to me like you just drew this fuckin' thing out yourself with a pencil! Christ, I can't read dick on this, not even the passport number!! How the fuck is anyone supposed to cross-reference the photo with this?! A giant fucking turd could come rolling into the office there to claim the money, and they'll look at this thing and say, "Yeah, that looks like him alright."!

With all those millions of dollars you've got kicking around, you can't drop by Future Shop and pick up one of those cheapo scanners for sixty bucks?? Come on, surely you can do better than this, no???!! I don't even know what the fuck the passport number is with this thing!

Frank

Wed, 15 Oct 2003 13:54:26 +0100 (BST)

Attention: Mr. Frank Rizzo.

From: Remittance Office of Ecobank.

Sir,

You are hereby notified to come over to claim or send the required for the Draft to reach you or it will be withdrawn or canceled.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

Operator for Remittance Manager.

Wed, 15 Oct 2003 14:31:34 +0100 (BST)

Attention: MR. FRANK RIZZO.

Sir,

We were informed Our client MR. JOHN MICHAEL and your partner, that you refused to send the required money due one reason or the other and we were informed by Ecobank for the withdrawal of your Draft, if you refused to act accordingly.

The Chamber have agreed to forward the National Identity card of our Chairman (Jogo Gogo) to enable you send the money as agreed.

Kindly, call our Chairman's direct line: 0022507895440 for confirmation as he called you yesterday but a woman piched up your telephone.

Yours sincerely,

Gogo Chambers.

Christ, that fuckin' bitch answered the phone again?! I've told that stupid cunt a million fuckin' times not to answer the phone, but she keeps doing it anyway! Yeah, this sounds like a good plan. I tried that number there, but it just made a god awful noise like a fuckin' cat getting it's ass stepped on. You sure it's not a fax number or something?

Look, we don't have time for this playing around with the phones shit anyway! I've got the fucking bank breathing down my neck threatening to withdraw the bank draft on me soon here! What is it with you people and the fuckin' phones anyway??! I guess they just installed phone lines in Africa a couple weeks ago or something, so it's like a new toy that you pricks just can't get enough of now?

Send me a good quality scan of Gobo's identity card there, and I can get this money off to him right away then! Better make it quick, because I've gotta leave town again soon here!

Frank

ATTN: Operator for Remittance Manager
RE: Bank Draft

Christ, hang onto your fuckin' shit there pal! It's not my fault John sent me a fuckin' shit smear scan for a passport!! We've got a solution in the works here, Gobo Joblo, or whatever the fuck his name is, is going send a scan of his identity card instead, so I can send the money to him instead. So try and have some patience there you fucking prick!

Frank

Wed, 15 Oct 2003 19:02:09 +0100 (BST)

Attention: MR. FRANK RIZZO.

Sir,

Here is the identity card copy of the Chairman, MR. JOGO M. GOGO for your guarantee.

Kindly see the attached file.

Yours sincerely,

Gogo Chambers.

Fri, 17 Oct 2003 14:15:22 +0100 (BST)

Attention: MR. FRANK RIZZO.

Sir,

Having been received the identity card, what is holding you for not sending the money required uptill now.

Be adviced to send the money as soon as possible to avoid withdrawal of your Draft.

Act faster and accordingly.

Sincerely,

Gogo Chambers.

Don't fuckin' talk to me about acting faster you impatient cocksucker! If you'd sent your fuckin' identity card sooner, I would've had the money by now! I told you I had to leave town on business right away, but you still took your sweet fuckin' time anyway. I see you cheap fuckers shop at the same store as John, but at least you got the model one step up from his scanner and this one actually does color! Christ, you're sure one beady-eyed prick!

You can pick up the money for the insurance now at your nearest Western Union office there. You'll need the following info:

MTCN: 456-892-3557
Security Question: "Aren't we having particularly nice weather?"
Security Answer: "No, but can I tickle your ass with a feather?"

I'm sending a copy of the receipt in case there's a problem, and don't forget to bring your identity card with you. Try to be a little quicker with things this time there Gobo!

Frank

Attention: MR. FRANK RIZZO.

Sir,

Having contacted Western Union, you are trying to proof to us whom you are to trust with such fund.

If you are not making fool of yourself, reconfirm the Western Union Transfer information once more.

Sincerely,

Gogo Chambers.

Christ, what now?! What the fuck's the problem there cunt eyes??! Maybe if you'd open up them little pissholes you call eyes a bit more there, you'd actually be able to read the fucking control number correctly! This shit all checks out right to me here! I checked with the office here, and the money is still there waiting to be collected! Come on, hurry this shit up asshole!

Frank

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 16:22:38 +0100 (BST)

Attention: MR. FRANK RIZZO.

Sir,

Be informed that we were unable to confirm the Western Union Transfer till today and will not continue this way with you.

You are hereby given uptill 24/10/2003 to receive the Western Union transfer or you send to us a LETTER OF AUTHORITY, authorizing us to change your Beneficiary Name to another Person who is able and willing to finalize the transaction.

Failure to act accordingly as noted, we will use our power as Law Chamber to act in favour of our client John Michael since we find you not realiable.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

Gogo Chambers.

Ok, you've got it tough guy! I've attached my letter of authority, and I'm making Solomon Ikubor my beneficiary. He's right there in Abidjan, so that outta makes things go right quick! I don't have his phone number handy, but I'll ask him to give you fuckin' dimwits a call as soon as he can.

Frank

What the fuck's going on there?!! Has Solomon called you pricks yet? Are you sending me the bank draft now finally? Talk to me!

Frank

Sat, 25 Oct 2003 20:07:58 +0100 (BST)

Dear Sir,

We always consider people around us as a law chamber and have to consider you once more since JOHN MICHAEL confirmed to us, his trust to you to receive the fund.

You are hereby advised to send the money required, from now until next week since our application to ECOBANK for extension has been granted.

Sincerely,

Gogo Chambers.

Well that was mighty fuckin' white of them, don't you think?!! Great, that should give you incompetent doorknobs enough time to figure out what the fuck you're doing wrong then! What about Solomon, you're still going to help this sorry bastard out, right?? How much longer we got now?

Frank

Thu, 30 Oct 2003 14:44:17 +0000 (GMT)

Sir,

Understand that your partner MR. JOHN MICHAEL confirmed to us that he does not know Mr. Solomon and will not accept third party, regards we fully refused any plan or plans with so called Mr. Solommon.

If you have given any money to him to give us kindly take back your money from him.

If you still with us to get this BANKERS DRAFT TRANSFER finalized send the required money before the week runs out.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

Gogo Chambers.

Christ, what does it take for you cold-hearted bastards to finally help a brother out?!! This fuckin' guy doesn't even have a pair of shoes, and we can't skim a few bucks off of this $12.5 million for him?! I'm gettin' worried here, I haven't heard from him for a long time now, I'm sure he's finally OD'd! He's probably laying there on the floor in his shack frothing at the mouth, clenching his Windex bottle there!! Can you at least swing by his place and check on him for me, or look up his number in the phone book or something? You bunch of bumblefucks probably lost his address already, so here it is again:

Solomon Ikubor
05 BP 308 Abidjan 05

So what the fuck do you want me to do here anyway?! You want me to resend the money, even though it was never collected in the first place? I'll have to see if Western Union will give me back the money so I can resend it then. But I'm not doing anything until you check on Solomon for me and see if he is ok.

Frank

Fri, 31 Oct 2003 12:24:26 +0000 (GMT)

Attention: MR. FRANK RIZZO

Sir,

We are acting on be half of MR. JOHN MICHAEL and he confirmed to us that he does not know MR. SOLOMON as we will not in any condition meet with MR. SOLOMON.

Kindly send the money or you forget about the transaction as we will declare you not capable and able.

Sincerely,

Gogo Chambers.

Yeah, ok, I hear you ya fuckin' prick! What is it with you fuckin' people and the big bold font whenever you get pissed off anyway? Never mind, that Solomon bastard is lost cause anyway, forget about him! I've never seen anyone so fuckin' lazy!

So what the fuck do you want me to do here anyway? If I resend it via Western Union, you'll probably have the same problem again anyway. Do I send it another way then, like MoneyGram or something then? I'm getting pretty tired of this shit by the way.

Frank

Wed, 5 Nov 2003 13:53:07 +0000 (GMT)

Attention: MR. FRANK RIZZO.

Sir,

Be notified that you did not send any money via Western Union before as you but continue deceiving your-self.

If you are real and sure of your-self, send the money now by Western Union on the Name of: Jogo M. Gogo.

Sincerely,

Gogo Chamber.

No, I don't think so. You don't seem to know how to collect a Western Union transfer and I don't want to go through that bullshit again, so I sent it through MoneyGram. Here's the info you'll need to collect it:

MoneyGram Reference Number: 92133504
Test Question: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Test Answer: Ask my momma.

Try not to fuck it up this time, ok?!

Frank

What the fuck's going on there???!!! So I guess you're just going to keep my money now, and I'm not going to get fuck all, right?! Nice fucking scam!!! I knew I couldn't trust you cocksuckers!!

Frank

Hey there Johnny, long time no talk, hey?!! Where the fuck did you find these Gogo Chambers fuckheads?!!! They ripped me off and took my money, and I haven't heard from them again!! This shit isn't funny!! You better not be in on this too, or I'll come over to that fuckin' malaria ridden hotel myself, and put my foot so far up your black ass that your dentist will be cleaning shoe polish off of your fuckin' teeth!!

So, hurry up and find someone else to do this with there Johnny!

Frank

Fri, 14 Nov 2003 09:48:31 -0500

Dear Frank Rizzo,

Fuk you with you stupid money you that you send do you send it to who.

John

No, fuck you Malaria Boy!! You're too fucking stupid to make a scam work!!!

Frank

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