Mon, 19 Jan 2004 19:10:19 +0100 (CET)

DEAR SIR,

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

HAJIA FATIMA BAMAIYI IS MY NAME. THE WIFE OF EX-CHAIRMAN OF NATIONAL DRUG LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY,NDLEA,MAJOR GEN ISHAKO BAMAIYI,DURING THE LATE SANI ABACHA MILITARY REGIME OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

AFTER THE UNTIMELY DEATH OF GEN.ABACHA IN1997 ,HIS SUCCESSOR,GEN.ABDULSALLAM ABUBAKAR WAS NOT IN GOOD TERMS WITH MOST OF LATE ABACHA'S APPOINTEES. MY HUSBAND,STILL LANGUISHING IN KIRIKIRI MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON,LAGOS, WAS ONE OF HIS EARLY VICTIMS. HE LABELLED SEVERAL ALLEGATIONS AGAINST HIM AND PUT HIM BEHIND THE BARS WITHOUT BAIL OR APPEAL. FOR THE HIGH LEVEL OF ENEMITY THE LATE MILITARY JUNTA CREATED BETWEEN HIMSELF AND THE PRESENT DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT IN NIGERIA, CHIEF OLUSEGUN OBASANJO, THE LATER VOWED TO DEAL PROFUSEBLY WITH ALL THE ABACHA ASSOCIATES.

OUR LEGAL LUMINARY, BARRISTER SAMPSON AYULA, HAS BEING WORKING TIRELESSLY FOR MY HUSBAND TO REGAIN HIS FREEDOM,ALL TO NO AVAIL. MYSELF AND MY CHILDREN WERE KEPT UNDER SEVERE SURVEILLANCE WHICH LIMITS OUR MOVEMENTS. ALL THESE ABORTIVE STRUGGLES PUT THE FAMILY IN A VERY BAD FINANCIAL MESS, HENCE I BROKEMY SILENCE.

MY LAST VISIT TO THE PRISON ON JANUARY 17TH,2004, TO NOTIFY MY HUSBAND OF DETERIORATING HEALTH CONDITION OF THE LAST OF OUT THREE SONS, LITTLE DANIEL BAMAIYI,14,DUE TO FINANCIAL CONSTRAINT, MADE MY HUSBAND TO UNVEIL WHAT HE TERMED HIS "LAST HOPE" TO ME IN A QUEST TO SAVE A SOUL.

AMIDST TEARS, HE TOLD ME IN COFIDENCE THAT WHEN THE GOING WAS GOOD,HE DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY, IN OVERSEA,A TRUNK BOX CONTAINING FEW MILLIONS OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA'S DOLLARS. THOUGH HE DID NOTDISCUSSED WITH ME THE SOURCE OF THE FUNDS NEITHER WAS I INQUISITIVE. HE ALSO DISCLOSED TO ME WHERE THE DOCUMENTS RELATING TO THE DEPOSIT WAS HIDDEN. HE CHASTISED THAT THE FUNDS WERE CAREFULLY PACKAGED IN A SILVER TRUNK BOX AS VITAL DOCUMENTS. HE OPINED THAT IT WAS UP TO ME TO LOOK FOR A TRANSPARENT AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON WHO WILL FIND DELIGHT IN ASSISTING TO CLEAR THIS CONSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY SO THAT LIFE WILL
RETURN TO THE FAMILY.

HE REITERATED THAT THIS TOP SECRET MUST ONLY BE CONFIDED IN MYSELF,OUR LEGAL PRACTITIONER WHO WILL EFFECT THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP AND "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN". SHOULD YOU BE CONCERNED ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF THIS LITTLE BOYAND THE PRESENT PREDICAMENT OF THE FAMILY, PLEASE RESPOND
THROUGH THIS LINK AS TIME IS OF GREAT ESSENCE TO US.

ON RECEIPT OF YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE AND ASSURANCE OF THESE FUNDS UNDER YOUR CARE, I WILL, ACCORDING TO MY HUSBAND'S INSTRUCTION, DISCLOSE TO YOU AMONGST OTHERS:

1. THE AMOUNT IN QUESTION;
2. THE COUNTRY WHERE THE DEPOSIT WAS MADE;
3. THE REMUNERATION FOR YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE.

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU WHILE HOPING TO BE OF GOOD BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.

REGARDS,

HAJIA FATIMA BAMAIYI
(For the family)

Dear Mrs. Hajia Fatima Bamaiyi,

Thank you for the small crinkly things, although I prefer shiny things. Small felt pieces are always good too. I will have to do unspeakable things with your rolling pin now. Please don't feel inferior to Fred Flintstone if you fiddle with my vinegar sprinkler for too long, although I may have to wrap typewriter ribbon around your rice cakes. After all, weebles wobble but they don't fall down!

Thank you once again.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

Tue, 20 Jan 2004 13:29:12 +0100 (CET)

Dear Mr Frank Rizzo

I received you dismissive mail in good faith.Looking at what is happening all over the places today,one has to be extra careful in going into relationship of any sort with a stranger especially when you have not known or met before.So,I shared your fears and simultaneously,I put myself in your position.If not for the fact that I and my family is now pushed to the wall by the present administration of President Olusegun Obasanjo,I would not had contacted you for this assistance either.

Certainly,Rome was not built in a day but an outstanding achievement was made in a day.Your questions to me portrayed a high level of trust and confidence.I was influenced by your diplomacy and I have concluded within me that I will do business with you.You see,our family is under severe surveillance and I was left alone with this form of communication.How I wish you can give me your phone number so that my attorney will clarify to you on the areas that I may lack knowledge.

I am not funny or joking type;just as it really exists in most developed countries.Untill you accept this offer,you will never know what honesty and transparency are all about.

Please let me know the areas you want further explanation.For your kind assistance,my husband has agreed to remunerate you with 20% of the total funds which is $18.2M USD.Please do not foreget to pass to me your private telephone number as to enable our Attorney to contact you immediately for more details concerning this transaction.

How I wish you could assist!

Hajia Fatima Bamaiyi.

{ for the family

Dear Mrs. Hajia Fatima Bamaiyi,

Fragrance of the foreplay to you dear. Thank you so much for mentally undressing me. Indeed Rome was not built in a day, but Jackie Chan can poke a hole through my doily in a second flat! You may be influenced by my diplomacy, but I am influenced by the way you play air-guitar with your double dong dildo, which is why I responded.

And I know exactly what honesty and transparency are all about. Honesty is when a sewing machine clings to your leg when you are trying to leave for work in the morning, while transparency is when I squabble with my shadow because it is too smelly sometimes. However, I would like it if you could explain better why I can't make squares with my Spirograph. You can lecture me about saucepans at 701-228-9987.

Thank you very much once again, and I anxiously await more of your neurotic quipping.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

Wed, 21 Jan 2004 18:49:09 +0100 (CET)

DEAR FRANK RIZZO.
I THANK YOU URGENT REPONSED TO MAIL,WELL I COULD HAVE LOVE YOU TO CONTACT OUR FAMILY ATTORNEY IMMEDIATELY AS TO GIVE YOU MORE DETAILS CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION AND TO BRIEF YOU WHERE THE FUND IS, PLEASE I WANT YOU TO CONTACT HIM IMMEDIATELY ON HIS DIRECT TELEPHONE LINE;234-8035520347 FAX 234-1-7591360, HIS NAME IS BARRISTER SAMPSON AYOLA AND PLEASE DO REMEMBER TO UPDATE CONCERNING EVERY DISCUSSION WITH HIM.

I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU

REGARDS

HAJIA BAMAIYI
FOR THE FAMILY

Sat, 24 Jan 2004 13:23:30 +0100 (CET)

DEAR FRANK RIZZO.

I THOUGHT YOU ARE RELIABLE FOR ME TO TRUST THIS TRANSACTION TO, BUT TOO UNFORTUNATE YOU DISPPOINTED. MY EFFORT TRYING TO BUILD CONFIDENT IN YOU, WELL I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU ARE STILL SERIOUS TO ASSIST MY FAMILY TO CARRY OUT THIS TRANSACTION

REGARDS

HAJIA HAJIA BAMAIYI
FOR THE FAMILY

Dear Mrs. Hajia Hajia Bamaiyi,

Remnants of the buffet to you my gaseous friend. Sorry, but every time I try to turn Barrister Sampson Ayola's thumbscrew, a voice appears saying, "Attention Mr. Spoon. Please insert another dust bunny. Do not leave it, it is not pleased. Thank you.". I'm so impish, I could shave a tulip!

I am very serious about this, but we must clean your drain first before you can lap dance with me.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

Mon, 26 Jan 2004 16:30:42 +0100 (CET)

DEAR FRANK .

I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL I THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSED AND CONCERN TO MY URGLY SITUATION.
ALTHOUGHT OUR ATTORNEY DID NOT TOLD ME ANY THING CONCERNING VOICE MAIL IN HIS PHONE, WELL I COULD HAVE ADVICE YOU TO KEEP ON TRYING AS TO REACH HIM ON PHONE AS THIS IS A VERY SENSITIVE TRANSACTION THAT NEEDED TRANSPARENCY AND TRUST WORTHYNESS, WELL HE PROMISED TO CALL YOU FOR DETAILS CONCERNING THIS ISSUE.BUT AS WELL I COULD HAVE LOVE YOU GIVE HIM A SURPRISE CALL TODAY. THE NUMBER STILL REMAIN 234-803-5520-347.AND THE NAME IS BARRISTER SAMPSON AYOLA

REGARDS

HAJIA BAMAIYI
FOR THE FAMILY

Mon, 26 Jan 2004 18:10:10 +0100 (CET)

DEAR FRIEND RIZZO.

AFTER MY EMAIL TO YOUR DESK TODAY, THE INFORMATION FROM OUR ATTORNEY WAS,THAT ALL EFFORT TRYING TO REACH YOU WITH THE NUMBER YOU PASS TO ME WAS NOT OBTAINABLE,PLEASE TO MAKE THIS EASY CAN YOU PLEASE RECONFIRM YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER, THIS VERY URGENT AS WE AWAITING YOUR URGENT RESPONSE TO THIS EMAIL.

PLEASE ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO TRY THIS NUMBER AT ANY GIVE TIME. THE ATTORNEY REALLY WANT TO TALK TO YOU ON PHONE FOR MORE DETAILS PLEASE.

REGARDS

HAJIA BAMAIYI
FOR THE FAMILY

Dear Haji Bamaiyi & Family,

Skid marks of the season to you my rancid friend. Thanks for your throbbing letter saturated with carcinogens. I admire your tire tread and the way it grabs onto those twitching bean sprouts like Post-it notes on a sausage roll! I'm sorry, but I have to gaze adoringly at my bus ticket.

Several times now I have tried to tug on Barrister Sampson Ayola's piston, but now a voice says, "We're sorry, but the driving instructor you are trying to ram your gearshift into is not squishy. Please make thrusting motions against a road sign and try bending at the knees more. Thank you." And then there is a noise that sounds like a catalytic converter in a deep fat fryer. You can spill the beans about Sampson's spoon fetish at 701-228-1195.

Thank you very much, and I shall look forward to cuddling with your hubcaps.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 16:11:19 +0100 (CET)

Dear Frank Rizzo.

I thank you for your mail and your effort concering this transaction, Just be away that our family Attorney will reach you today unfaily please sure that you keep your lines open for incoming calls, althought he compland bitterly for his effort trying to reach but all effort to resch you was invail.

Well as it stand now we will try the second number that you provide for us to see if we can get you thruogh, My dear brother you know that I'm a woman and I can handle all the papers works with our family Attorney,so with this development now, please I would have love you contact our Attorney by Telephone and email.Telephone:234-803-5520-347 and Email: {barayola_chambers@yahoo.com} please contact him now for easy transaction of this relationship.

Regards

Hajia Bamaiyi

for the family

Sat, 31 Jan 2004 08:36:59 -0800 (PST)

Atten:Mr Frank Rizzo

Complements of the weekend to you over there,How are you doing for today?hope you are fine.Well i did tried my best to reach you on line yesterday but very unfortunately ringing no response from any one.

Please kindly do tell me when to get you on phone as in time and hours to enable us have one on one talk in regard of your transaction with Hajia Bamaiyi.

Looking forward to hear from you immdiately.

Sincerely,

Samson Ayola(SAN)

Dear Hajia Bamaiyi,

Implements of treason you sniveling wench! Sorry for the delay, but I have the mind of a milk churn...shiny on the outside, yet fuzzy on the inside! It's just like with manic-depressive seahorses, you can tickle them and you can batter them, but you just can't explain quantum mechanics to them.

Thank you very much for explaining your little sticky things to me and how I can put them on my bicycle. One of them rubs against the spokes and it sounds like moldy almonds vibrating against the circuit board of an Amiga 2000. Cool! Where does Barrister Sampson Ayola put his little sticky things? I'll bet if you got a tattoo of an Amiga 4000 circuit board on your forehead, his hand buzzer would stop getting caught in your pubic hair.

Thanks so much once again my good friend, and I will polish Mr. Ayola's vacuum tube right now.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

ATTN: Sampson Ayola
RE: Hajia Fatima Bamaiyi Fund

Dear Mr. Ayola,

Pavements of the driveway to you over there. I'm very sorry for the delay, but I had to perform an unnatural act on a piñata because my blow-up doll is in therapy for a porcupine phobia. If it wasn't for the intestinal cramps, I would've fondled your mustard seeds and pinched your nipples with a Pez dispenser.

We can smear lumpy gravy onto our prize-winning buttocks on February 16 around 3:00 EST. To pinch a loaf, or not to pinch a loaf, that is the question. Perhaps an artistic beaver can help Canadians eliminate this thingy we call an inconspicuous paradox of itchy rodents? I sure hope so.

I shall look forward to your reply and mesmerizing old-school beats.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

Mon, 16 Feb 2004 11:20:16 -0800 (PST)

Attn:Frank Rizzo

First of all i thank you for your email to my office this afternoon.
Well i am a family lawyer to the family of bamaiyi's.And with your email i have not seen any seriousness in you concerning this transaction, i generally i could have love you to come out plan as this is very sensitive miner of transaction.

please Frank speak like a man and stand like a man to defend yourself in this transaction as i have every aspect to back you up as the Attorney.
Your email to my office and the english sound very arogan to liking, i mean the transaction in question in very big for you to play around with, this can keep you confortable for the rest of your lif.

Please young man just call me for brief discussion and details concerning this issue, i hope you still have my telephone number, or you can as well give a confortable which i will us to reach you direct and the time you will be available.

Thanks once again mr Frank, and be a man to handle this transaction

Barrister. Sam Ayola

ATTN: Barrister Sampson Ayola
RE: Hajia Fatima Bamaiyi Fund

Dear Mr. Ayola,

Solvents of the ashtray to you my passe friend. Thank you very much for boring the pants off of me. I greatly appreciated you telling me all about your houseplants. Is that a fern growing out from your frontal lobe, or are you just badly-wired? Your rubber plant wouldn't play Ju-Jitsu against Hajia Fatima Bamaiyi's grapefruits if you'd just defecate on it every once in awhile. Careful though, if you screw around with fruit pastilles like that, you'll end up with a knuckle sandwich!

Thanks for the good advice too, but I shall speak like a brain damaged bus driver and stand like a barcode reader first though. And my english does not sound arogan to liking, but rather it sounds like low-voltage capacitors cascading over some oddly shaped vacuum cleaner. Does this sensitive miner put his little sticky things on his hard hat? I'll bet it's even harder yet than my bicycle pump! I do believe your big transaction will make my lif comfortable, much like how a neurotic badger always bites down on your drain plug whenever you jab it with a phillips screwdriver.

Thank you so much once again, and I look forward to breast feeding your spider plant.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

ATTN: Barrister Sampson Ayola
RE: Bamaiyi Family's Fund

Dear Mr. Ayola,

Rodents of the alleyway to you my promiscuous friend. I have tried this 234-803-5520-347 several times now, but always there is a voice that says, "We're sorry. The pumpernickel loaf you have mounted is no longer aroused at this time or may have jammed a pipe cleaner into your Silly Putty. Please gargle wallpaper paste now and roll around on your duvet again. Thank you.".

This is very frustrating, just like how whenever you try to explain the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus to a security guard by hammering nails into his flashlight and he always just ends up rubbing a cheese grater on a cue ball anyway! Is there not any other way that we can hyperventilate while wrapping your hearing aid in cellophane wrap??

Please answer me soon, thanks.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

Sat, 6 Mar 2004 01:43:16 -0800 (PST)

Dear Frank Rizzo.

I am sorry you are not sounding serious concerning this transaction, i thought that you are reliable, trust worthy and transparent to handle this great opportunity that was about handling to your care, but to my surprised you have proved to me that you not reasonable to be trust.

Well i have generally informed Ahjia concerning your unseriousness to this issue, how did you said that you are not get through with my number while i received international calls day in and day out with my phone, generally you have to know that America have the best communication network in the world, my dear i dont know what you talking about.

If you are serious and you really want to secure this transaction call me or you give your direct working line to reach you. For information Ahjia is sick, so please try and email her immediately as she is worried.

Mr Frank once again if you serious why can you devote your interest to make this success. My phone number still remain: (234-8035-520-347) please call me now as a matter of urgent.

Yours truthfully.
Barrister Sampson Ayola (SAN)

Dear Mr. Ayola,

I am sorry you are not sounding like an Oscar Mayer weiner sliding in and out of a hosepipe. And I am so transparent that I could snap a rubber band at a J-cloth, so I think I am very much able to handle your great opportunity if you'd just spank me with a Barbie doll. I don't like the itching, but I don't mind the swelling I always say

You are correct, America has the best communication network in the world and they also have more Brand X washing powder than anyone else, but I live in Canada and here our network is all knobby and smells of moose urine.

Hajia is like a skanky Lego block, only she won't shower with my charcoal briquettes. She asked if you would like to rub your curvy sausage on her glove puppet. It feels like suede!

Please send me your photo before we proceed.

Thanks,
Frank Rizzo

Dearest Hajia,

Vagrants of the subway to you dear. Barrister Sampson Ayola said that you are sick and that you sing in perfect harmony with your desk drawers. Are you a weed or a pike? I can't even undress in front of my desk drawers unless I bitch-slap them first!

Which of the following have you performed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on:
A) a dartboard
B) a parsnip
C) Barrister Sampson Ayola's rectal thermometer
D) a magic bean

Let's stare at your hand mixer until it resembles a prickly floppy disk.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 09:57:37 -0800 (PST)

DEAR FRANK RIZZO.

HAVE NEVER FOR A DAY ASK FOR PHOTO AND I REFUSE TO ISSUE IT TO YOU. YOU ALWAYS SOUND VERY UNSERIOUS CONCERNING THIS ISSUE OK.
LOOK I AM WELL KNOWN ATTORNEY HERE IN MY COUNTRY AND I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO GO ABOUT OK, UNTIL I SEE THE SERIOUNESS IN YOU THEN I WILL RESPONSE TO ANY OF YOUR EMAIL OK.

NOW IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE OUT FOR THIS, THEN PASS WITH YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER OR YOU CALL ME WITH NUMBER THAT I GAVE TO YOU BEFORE.

AND NOTE THAT I WILL LIKE YOU TO CALL ME FIRST BEFORE I WILL FORTH TO YOU MY PICTURE.

YOURS FAITHLY

BARRISTER SAMPSON

Dear Barrister Sampson,

Kitten runts on the freeway my flaccid friend. I am very disappointed you did not send your photo. Hajia said you were beveled. I will not phone you until you send your photo to me. I am sending a photo now of myself with my piping hot colostomy bag.

I hear you were as giddy as a schoolgirl to find a tapeworm on my dish rag, but I have reason to believe it was only another strand of tinsel. Is this an ironing board which I see before me, the jelly tot toward my hedge-trimmer? Come, let me make scary noises at thee.

I shall look forward to your photo.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 02:41:30 -0800 (PST)

DEAR FRANK RIZZO.

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? WELL I SAW YOUR PHOTO PLEASE FOR YOUR INFORMATION THAT IS NOT WHAT I NEED OK ALL I NEEDED OF YOU IS YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR YOUR DRIVING LICIENSE, WHAT I'M I ABOUT SENDING TO YOU IS MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT,SO I EXPECT YOU TO DO SAME. OR FORWARD TO ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER AS TO ENABLE us HAVE NOE ON ONE TALK

YOURS FAITHFULLY

BARRISTER SAMPSON AYOLA (SAN)

Dear Barrister Sampson Ayola,

Fragments of the toupee to you sir. I am sending my passport as you asked, anything for some more of your out-of-this-world meringue! I also want you to smear strawberry ice-cream onto my birdcage. After all, the early bird rubs his spleen on the worm. Don't you just love it when you look down at caterpillars and your brain gets all bubbly?

Today, Hajia and I were imitating barnyard animals when suddenly she went into heat and started riding my washing machine during the spin cycle until I began choking her with Lucky Charms. She said that you like to do revolting things with homeless Telletubbies. Is this true??

Talk to you again soon friend.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

Sampson, snack upon my Ritalin and spray WD-40 on my iguana then tell me you care for me.

Thanks,
Frank

Friend, where is your passport? My mother always told me, "Don't put all your rubbers in one weasel.", but my mallard is just full of them!

Frank

Thu, 18 Mar 2004 10:43:24 -0800 (PST)

DEAR FRANK.

I WAS IN RECEIPT OF ALL YOUR EMAILS, BUT I WAS ON OFFICIAL ASSIGNMENT , I AM SORRY FOR MY LATE RESPONSED.

ONCE AGAIN I THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERIES OF MAILS NOW WE CAN BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION.

BELOW IS THE COPY OF MY INTERNATION PASSPORT FOR YOU TO KNOW WHOM YOU ARE INTO A PARTNERSHIP WITH.

AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE MR FRANK

YOURS FAITHFULLY

BARRISTER AYOLA

Dear Sampson,

Hydrants of the screenplay my underdeveloped friend. Thank you very much for your passport, but your photo resembles a pointy pomegranate with eyes covered in transmission fluid balancing on a pile of rotting clams. Please, could you send me a better photo of yourself. If you could include some erotic photos of your spoon collection that would be wonderful! You could be rubbing one of them on your crotch in one of the photos, with the rest of your spoons protruding from all possible orifices of your body. It would be a good idea to include a photo of you dry humping your K-Tel records too. I can send you a photo of my sea monkeys if you want. I like the way they twitch on my income tax form.

Thanks again my good friend and I shall look forward to seeing a better photo of you.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

Sat, 20 Mar 2004 04:39:45 -0800 (PST)

Frank Rizzo.

I think you are not serious and please stop mailing me concerning this transaction, because i have better things to do, and remember we are not do any photo competition, just stay aways because i see that you are not serious concerning this issue.

Thanks

Bar Ayola

Sampson Ayola,

Effluents of the spillway my obtuse friend. I think you are not serious because you sent me a fake passport then sprinkled talcum powder on my bulging biscuit. Please send a good quality photo of yourself now so that we can make our shirts whiter than white. You can dry your cucumber with my man-sized tissue at 701-476-9746.

Thanks,
Frank Rizzo

You are the most Neo-Nazi dustbin and your father smells of Play-Doh! Goodbye!

Frank

Sir, when are we going to do this transaction???

Frank

Thu, 25 Mar 2004 07:31:55 -0800 (PST)

Dear FRANK

THANKS FOR YOUR EMAIL UPDATE.,PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT I WILL UPDATE YOU BY TOMMORROW, PLEASE DO KEEP INTOUCH.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.

AYOLA

Tyrants of the x-ray my clueless friend. It just goes to show, you can lead a salamander to nerve gas but you can't make it float on hydraulic fluid!

Thanks friend, and may your pillow asphyxiate you always.

Frank

NB - Don't forget your photos!

Sampson, are you busy scolding your pot holders or did you just soil yourself again?? I must remind you that this transaction is very urgent!

Thanks,
Frank

Sat, 3 Apr 2004 06:13:39 -0800 (PST)

ATTN: FRANK.

I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN WASTING MY TIME WITH UNSERIOUS PERSON LIKE YOU, I HAVE GENERALLY TELL MRS BAMAIYI TO MAKE PROVISSION FOR SOME OTHER PERSON BECAUSE YOU ARE WASTING OUR TIME ON THIS TRANSACTION.

FRANK I REPEAT IF YOU ARE SERIOUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THE $350 DOLLARS I ASK YOU TO PAY AS TO ENABLE THE ORIGINAL DOCUMENTS THAT COVER THIS FUNDS BE SEND TO YOU.THROUGH (DHL).

YOU CAN SEND IT THROUGH (P.A) PERSONAL ASSISTANCE.

NAME MR KENNETH AHANS

AMOUNT $350 DOLLARS

TEST QUESTION, DO YOU KNOW GOD

ANSWER YES

FRANK BE SERIOUS AND LET RAPE THIS UP .AND CALL ME IMMEDIATELY 234-8035520347

YOURS FAITHFULLY.

BARRISTER AYOLA

ATTN: SAMPSON

Peasants of the U.K. to you sir. I now have $350 USD ready to send to you, but first you must please send me a good quality photo of yourself. I warn you I will not ask you again. I think you are not serious and that you are having trouble getting your Nintendo Power Glove to work properly. Maybe if you didn't spend all your money on Odor Eaters, then I wouldn't have to pay for these documents!

I agree, let's rape this up. I'd also love to rape your Chia Pets! I'd ream those little pouting pottery pigs like Ron Jeremy on a bagel! Remember Sampson, time is not on our hands, and I'm brightly haired.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

Sat, 10 Apr 2004 21:29:45 +0200 (CEST)

Dear,

I think I have every reason to glorify God for beign alive today. He is the almighty healer, the giver and taker of life. If I had died, I both you and I would have lost my fortune.

Wonders shall never end. My so - called trusted attorney has disapointed me. He has actually betrayed me. Can you imagin that Sampson Ayola has planned to divert the deposited trunk to another destination in the United states.

My health condition detriorated badly and almost got into coma for a couple of days. Barister Ayola , beign so greedy thought that I would die, and went ahead presenting another beneficiary to the security company. This greedy attorney here presented one Mr. Mohammed Rahaman of DelteK Manufacturing Inc. in Houton Texas at the the address of 14217 Industry Stree, Houston, Texas 77227 USA. as the beneficiary and asked the security company to go ahead and deliver the consignment to the said Mohammed.

At this moment, I ended up my contract with bar. sampson Ayola & co. The do not represent me again , I thank God tha t my consignment is still safe with the security company.I have also collected the deposit document and the keys of the consignment from him. On this account DO NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FORM OF COMMUNICATION FROM BAR. AYOLA. With the help of my doctor here, I have handed the entire transaction to a foreigner, an international attorney from Indonesia, a woman who I believe is trustworthy and would be more comfortable to handle this transaction.

I have copnfided in her and told her all about the transaction. She has also accepted to receive her consultation and litigation charges directly from you after you must have received the consignment over there, which means that you will pay this new attorney from the cash in the trunk.

Presently, She is on international litigation in Nigeria representing a French oil firm, Total petroleum in Nigeria.

Her name is Ellis Nindasari. A native of Jakatar Indonesia. her email address is : ellis_nindasari@yahoo.com I will like you to contact her and identify yourself to her. After having meeting with her, I gave her this secret code for your Identification. The code is (XXB). When you write her, always put this code on your Subject so that she will know that it is from the real you.

She has also opened up comunication with the security company and I belive that the consignment must leave for your destination early next week.

I want you to contact her at once. her email again is: ellis_nindasari@yahoo.com

I wish you good luck and god bless. Always pray for me.

Hajia.

NB; pLEASE IN OUR OWN INTEREST, DO NOT COMMUNICATE OR GIVE ANY ASSISTANCE TO BAR. SAMPSON AYOLA. PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

Dearest Hajia,

Basements of the cafe my sickly friend! I'm so happy to hear from you again and I hope that you can slobber all over my swivel chair now.

I am very shocked about Barrister Sampson Ayola! How can someone so shriveled give me a chubby?! And that's not all, he also conspired to do the Hokey Pokey but when he put his bottom in to shake it all about, a rabid aardvark rammed its snout deep inside of him and would not let go! Oh what a feeling! He had to quickly spread gummy bears around on the ground to distract it, and that's what it's all about.

I shall try this Ellis Nindasari now, and hopefully she will be someone we can trust, otherwise I will have to slit open her pillowcase! Talk to you again soon friend, and keep your stick on the ice.

Your good friend,
Frank Rizzo

ATTN: Ellis Nindasari
RE: Hajia Bamaiyi Fund (Code: XXB)

Dear Ellis Nindasari,

Stimulants of the day madam, Hajia Fatima Bamaiyi sent me to ask you to guess the weight of my dirty magazine collection. I also would like to know if you get a perverse pleasure from throttling your Latvian cement mixer until it's crouching. I know I sure have impure thoughts about your see-through salad bowls!

As you may already know, my wire is very, very big and I wish to peck at your nasty mangrove with it until it looks like a scruffy cod fillet. I'm always extremely selfless in the haze of a goddamn mangrove, but Heaven knows I'm genetically unstable now.

I shall look forward to your response, and please be aware of the urgency of this matter.

Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo

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