The only thing more pathetic than a mugu is a pissed off mugu who is trying to offend you! Unfortunately, I lost the original letter for this, but it was the usual older woman with cancer and tons of her late husband's cash to move out of the country scam. I can't remember what name she was supposed to be, but the e-mail address used Fernandos as the name. Out of sheer boredom I thought I'd try shaking things up one day by using the following response for all the scams coming from what were supposed to be women and see what I would get back:

Will you fuck me if I help you?

Frank Rizzo

DEAR Frank Rizzo

IT'S ONLY FUCK THAT YOU ARE AFTER AND NOT THE BETTER THINGS THAT THE LIFE GIVES.I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A YOUNG MAN FULL OF LIFE BUT YOU DO'NT ENJOY YOURSELF WITHOUT MONEY,COME TO THINK OF IT WHAT WILL BE DOING WITH AWOMAN OF SIXTY YEARS.

IF YOU ARE INTRESTED CONTACT MY ATTORNEY

So does this mean you'll fuck me then?

Frank

go and fuck your mother first then fuck your grandma then put a big stick as abig cock on your daddy's ass

Sorry, but I already did that with your mother and father. Your father liked it the most!

Frank

You get a scam to work yet? I don't think you ever will because you are too stupid. You should just get a real job instead.

Die you fucking piece of shit!

Frank

Frank Rizzo

your mothers ass was too large that's why you've got a big head that scare babes

At least my mother doesn't have a cock like your mother does!! It's even bigger than your cock! I also heard that your father likes to fuck monkeys, which explains why you're so fucking stupid! And at least I have a good paying job so I do not have to scam people so that I can eat! Eat shit, motherfucker!!!

YOUR MOTHER AND HER PALS ARE HAPPY THAT A GOAT WAS BORN IN THE WORLD WELL SHE'D KNOWN SHE GIVEN BIRTH TO A MONGOLO PRETTY SOON

Your mother and her pals are happy that a dog was born into the world so they could all suck it's cock dry! And did I mention that your father likes to fuck monkeys?

Frank

Hello cocksucker. Suck any cock recently?

Frank

Sun, 14 Mar 2004 23:57:50 -0800 (PST)

hey listner,
you bet

Hi again there motherfucker! Speaking of mother, I saw yours last night and man she is one ugly bitch! She likes to eat shit too I noticed. Do you also like to eat shit?

Later,
Frank

Fri, 4 Jun 2004 03:05:23 -0700 (PDT)

say,your mother can screennnnn so loud like this, as that dick enters into her cunt,

men she can screennnnn,and the motherfucker that was screeing was just going ahead when i signalled to him to stop and he let a big cry and said FRANK.S MOTHERFUCCKER...............

Yeah, that's quite the little story there Fernandos, you're a regular literary genius there. Well, I got a little story for you too.

Once upon a time there was this worthless scamming piece of shit named Fernandos. Fernandos had the brains of a fucking lump of coal, so he decided to try and scam some money from Frank Rizzo. Well, Frank did not take too kindly to his scamming ways, so he pulled a 9 iron out from his golf bag and began whacking Fernandos with it repeatedly in rapid succession as hard as he could until Fernandos was a mere inch away from death. Then Frank proceeded to urinate all over Fernandos badly beaten body as he lay there gasping his last breaths of life and bleeding like a stuck pig.

Then Frank lived happily ever after. The end.

Later you stupid asslicker...

Hello shithead, what's going on there? Are you busy composing another little story for me there? I know one thing for sure, you are not collecting money any from a mgbada because you are too fucking stupid to succeed in a scam. I think you need to get a real job instead you stupid motherfucker!

Frank

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 04:35:17 -0700 (PDT)

fuccccccck your ass/and your mammmmma

Yeah, real good comeback there Fernandos! I can see why it took you a whole week to come up with that one! I've gotta say, I'd much rather fuck my ass and my mamma then fuck your momma, that's for fuckin' sure! She's one ugly bitch there Fernados! Check out the picture she sent me this week!

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 03:27:54 -0700 (PDT)

and she gotta too big a cont and large clittoris too

Who, your mother??? Yeah, thanks for the anatomy lesson there Fernados. At least my momma doesn't have a monkey cock in her mouth like your mother always does! In fact, your mamma told me that your daddy is a monkey, isn't that right monkey boy??

Frank

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 05:01:24 -0700 (PDT)

BOY YOUR MUMMY SAW ME YESTERDAY AND HID HER FACE AM ASKIN WHY?

Yeah, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. Maybe if you made any fucking sense at all, I would actually be offended!

At least my momma doesn't sit on Pinnochio's face moaning, "Lie to me!!". When she gets the clap, it's called applause! I have seen bitches as ugly as her before, but I actually had to pay admission. Actually, the fucking Elephant Man paid admission to see her!

Eat shit and die mugu!

Mon, 5 Jul 2004 17:52:52 -0700 (PDT)

hey does your mother comes from greece, when that guy hit that ball into the net of the portugese she was all smiles and i asked why the told me................................

She told you what????!! I don't know how you think you'll ever get a scam to work when you can't even make an insult that makes any fucking sense at all! If your I.Q. was any lower, you'd trip over it.

Your mother is so fucking ugly, she actually has to get her vibrator drunk first! Your father smells like shit all the time because he'd rather kiss her ass than her face!

Thu, 8 Jul 2004 04:51:03 -0700 (PDT)

okay i admit that your grand mother is a fucking dog,but i'd rather you mother is better than her how the cry of self satisfying that is always coming out of her each time a dick is pooped into her----------------------------

At least it's always a human dick, and not a fucking goat dick which is the only thing that will satisfy your mother anymore! That's because the bitch is so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Nice try though, at least you made some sort of sense this time.

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