This was the first of an "experiment" in coming out with the Frank Rizzo character in full force with the initial response, rather than safely sneaking him in. It actually yeilded about a 30% response rate!

Mon, 1 Sep 2003 20:30:59 -0700 (PDT)

FROM : BRUNO KWASI
ABIDJAN.
IVORY COAST
WEST AFRICA.

DEAREST ONE

GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF GOD.DEAR ONE PLEASE PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE FOR GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I GOT YOUR NAME AND CONTACT FROM THE IVOIRIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY.
I PRAYED OVER IT AND SELECTED YOUR NAME AMONG OTHER NAMES DUE TO IT'S ESTEEMING NATURE AND THE RECOMMENDATIONS GIVEN TO ME AS A REPUTABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON THAT I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH AND BY THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONFIDE IN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS.

I AM BRUNO KWASI, THE FIRST SON OF LATE CHIEF AND LOLO CHRISTOPHER KWASI MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. AND WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1984, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE AM A MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH JUNE 2000 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$9,000,000(NINE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN,THAT HE USED MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF THE FUNDS. HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH AND A DEAL WHICH AMOUNTED TO US$34.000.000 THEY ARE HAVING AT HAND, THAT HE WAS KILLED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE,ESPECIALLY IN THE AREA OF REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT. DEAR ONE, I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.

1.TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED TO 2.TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AM A YOUNG MAN OF 19 YEARS 3.TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AS I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL. MOREOVER,DEAR ONE I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 10% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUNDS TO YOUR NORMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS WHILE 2% WILL BE FOR ANY EXPENSES MADE TO SEE THE SUCCESS OF THIS POSSIBLE TRANSACTION. FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN FOURTEEN ( 14) WORKING DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME BY SENDING DOWN YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS INCLUDING YOUR BANKING PARTICULARS SO THAT IT WOULD BE FORWARDED TO THE BANK FOR IMMEDIATE TRANSFER TO YOUR END ACCOUNT. ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
BEST REGARDS.
BRUNO KWASI .

Bruno, how the fuck's it goin' there?! Yeah, that cash sounds like something I could use over here, so let's do this shit! Talk to ya soon I'm sure!

Frank Rizzo

Tue, 2 Sep 2003 07:13:32 -0700 (PDT)

Sir,

Compliments of the day to you.Please i do not understand the contents of your mail.I would want to know what you mean-are you joking about the whole thing or you are not interested in helping me?because you sound like the whole thing is a joke to you.

Regards,

Bruno.

Yeah, compliments of the day to you too fruitcake! No, this ain't no fucking joke, I'm dead serious here, this is how I always talk. You got a fuckin' problem with it pal?! I'm a businessman too, and movin' cash around just happens to be my main game now, so let's do this! Just like you, I used to be a coke merchant too, so I know how all this shit all works.

Frank

Thu, 4 Sep 2003 09:27:13 -0700 (PDT)

Dearest,

Thank you so much for responding to my mail.I am also happy that you have promised to help me out from my present predicament.Actually,it is not easy to trust someone that you have not met nor seen before.But may God make us to trust each other,since he is our creator.

After my fasting and prayer,i decided to contact you for assistance as my God has indicated to me that you are an honest person that can take good care of me like my father when he was alive.During my investigation,i learnt that your country is a very good place that one can invest and live in without any problems.

Dear,i really need your assistance to enable me come to your country to continue my education and life while you invest the fund in any lucrative business of your choice,until such a time when i would finish my education and join you.

Concerning the money,my father was not a politician rather he was a gold and diamond dealer and also a king in our home town(Kuno village in sierra leone)of which he owned some mining fields.This was how he made his money.

Based on his wealth and affluence that was why he was murdered by the wicked rebels.I am giving you a 100% risk free transaction.

The only thing that i want from you is to make sure that you handle this transaction as yours,because i do not know anything about money transfers.As you are aware that i am a student.This is why i contacted you for assistance because i believe you would be in a position to know these things more than me.And again,as a political refugee here in Cote d ivoire,it limits my right to claim this money here,as i am just a young man and the amount involved is a very huge amount.Moreover,i am a stranger here,if i do not find someone to help me,i might eventually lose this money as the country is having political instability since last year.

Dear,i would like you to contact the bank so that you can discuss with them on how to effect the transfer to your account in your country.Below are the bank details:

BANK NAME: BANK OF AFRICA.
TELEPHONE-: 0022505463572
FAX : 0022521263406
EMAIL : bank_africa@tangana.com
CONTACT PERSON:DR PHILIP MOMOH

Dear i would like you to contact them on receipt of this mail and try to inform me of your discussion with them so that i would start making arrangements on coming to your country to meet you.Meanwhile,i have attached my picture for you to see what i look like.And also i have attached my late father,s picture when he was alive,and also one of his picture during his burial ceremony.

Please try to send me your picture so that it can be with me and also your phone and fax number including your address for easier communication.

Thank you once more for accepting to help me.I pray that God Almighty will help you and your family in the period of your needs-in the name of the most high-amen.

I await your urgent action.
Yours in Africa,
Bruno Kwasi.

Alright, a couple things here first pal. You've really got to tone down the font in your e-mails there. Christ, I'm not fucking blind you know! It's starting to hurt my eyes here Bruno. They're actually starting to ask me at work if I fell off the fuckin' wagon again because my eyes are all bloodshot and shit now from reading your e-mails! So try and use a font that's not so huge and bold. Also, stop calling me "dear". Do you see me wearing a fucking skirt?? Well then lay off of the "dear" shit, ok buddy!

Ok, onto business here. I've been trying to give these fuckers a ring, but this number just ain't workin' so I'm going to fire off an e-mail to them right now. I'll let you know how I make out with them then.

Talk to ya later,
Frank Rizzo

ATTN: Phillip Momoh

Hey Phillip, Frank here. Bruno Kwasi asked me to straighten shit out with you guys on his cash over there. So, what, you need my bank account or something? Talk to me Phillip!

Frank Rizzo

Fri, 5 Sep 2003 00:13:41 +0200 (CEST)

Hi,

I am sorry if i hurt your feelings with my mail.I hope you accept my sincere apology here?

So pal,(i hope this sounds better)i am glad that you would contact them.Please just let me know what thier requirements would be like when they contact you.

I expect to hear from you soonest.

Bruno.

Sat, 6 Sep 2003 12:25:29 -0700 (PDT)

Hello Bro,

Compliments of the day to you and your family,and how are you today?
i would like you to reply to this email as i would want to know the level of developments.I await your response to this mail.
Sincerely,
Bruno.

Hey Bruno, how the fuck's it going?! MUCH better choice with the font there. See, that looks much better and is so much easier on the eyes, don't you think? Good to see buddy! As for the level of developments, it's pretty much zilcho there pal. I wrote this fuckin' Phillip guy on Thursday, but he just can't be bothered to write back! I guess he's got better things to do than skim a commission off of a $9 million USD transfer! Boy, I wish I was in his fuckin' shoes I tell ya!! Well see, maybe the fuckin' prick will get back to me eventually.

Frank

Mon, 8 Sep 2003 07:07:31 -0700 (PDT)

INTERNAL-MEMO
REMITTANCE//FOREIGN EXCHANGE ALLOCATION
DEPARTMENT

FROM THE DESK OF DR.PHILIP MOMOH
TEL:0022505463572
FAX:0022521263406
EMAIL:bank_africa@tangana.com

DATE : 08/09/2003

ATTENTION.FRANK RIZZO.

SIR,

WE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR INFORMATION GIVEN TO US THIS MORNING BY YOUR PARTNER MR BRUNO KWASI.SON OF CHIEF KING MARTHIN KWASI WHO IS NEXT OF KIN TO THE SUM OF($16mUSD)WHICH WAS DEPOSITED IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT FOR ONWARD TRANSFER.

SUBSEQUENT TO THE ABOVE REQUEST,TO CLEARIFY YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS FUNDS IN OUR BANK. YOU KNOW YOUR PARTNER MR BRUNO KWASI IS NOT THE ORIGINAL DEPOSITOR AND SIGNITORY TO THIS FUNDS RATHER THE NEXT OF KIN TO KING MARTHIN KWASI THE ORIGINAL DEPOSITOR WHICH WE THE BANK DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THIS FUNDS BECAUSE THE FUNDS WERE ORIGINALLY DEPOSITED IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT FOR ONWARD TRANSFER ABROAD BEFORE WE HAD A SIGNAL THAT THE REAL SIGNATORY TO THIS FUNDS IS LATE.

HOWEVER,WHEN HE CAME TO CLAIM THE FUNDS WE DID NOT REFUSE BUT HE COULD NOT UNDERSTAND US BECAUSE OF HIS AGE AND LEVEL OF REASONING OF WHICH WE ADVISED HIM THAT WE WILL LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU AS HE TOLD US ABOUT YOU AS HIS GUIDIAN AND THAT HE WANTS YOU TO BE THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS.AND WE BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION AND OUR BANKING PROCEDURES TO ENABLE US EFFECT THE TRANSFER INTO YOUR DESIGNATED ACCOUNT.

TO ENABLE THE BANK GET ACCESS TO THIS FUND AND TRANSFER IT TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS MUST BE PRESENTED TO OUR BANK AND CONFIRMED BY THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS INCLUDING THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT OF THE BANK. BELOW ARE THE DOCUMENTS TO ENABLE US SERVE YOU BETTER

1)AFFIDAVIT OF TRUTH/ CLAIM FROM THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE HERE IN COTE D IVOIRE SIGNED AND SEALED BY THE CHIEF JUSTICE

2)CERTIFICATE OF ORIGIN OF FUNDS FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE SIGNED AND SEALED BY THE MINISTER OF FINANCE

3)DEATH CERTIFICATE OF THE ORIGINAL SIGNITORY TO THE FUNDS KING MARTHIN KWASI.

IMMEDIATELY ALL THESE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS ARE PRESENTED TO OUR OFFICE THE FUNDS WILL BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY TO YOUR END ACCOUNT.

SUBSEQUENTLY, YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO COME DOWN PERSONALLY HERE TO OUR BANK TO PRESENT THE DOCUMENTS AND ALSO ENDORSE THE TRANSFER RELEASE ORDER. ALTERNATIVELY, YOU SEEK THE SERVICES OF AN ATTORNEY HERE IN ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE THAT WILL REPRESENT YOU TO PROCURE ALL THESE VITAL DOCUMENTS FROM THE HIGH COURT HERE AND THE MINISTRY AND ALSO TO ENDORSE THE RELEASE ORDER ON YOUR BEHALF AFTER PRESENTING THE DOCUMENTS TO OUR BANK.

WE WILL BEGIN THE NECESSARY PREPARATIONS FOR THE TRANSFER UPON THE RECEIPT OF THE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS.

YOU SHOULD CALL US FOR FURTHER CLEARIFICATION AND INSTRUCTIONS IF THE NEED BE ON 0022505463572.AND ALSO WE ADVISE THAT YOU RE-CONFIRM YOUR PERSONAL DETAILS TO AVOID MISTAKES.TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER INCLUDING YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND ALSO RE-CONFIRM YOUR BANKING DETAILS WITH THE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER INCLUDING OTHER REQUIRED INFORMATIONS THAT WE WOULD REQUIRE FOR THE TRANSFER.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION

MRS DIANNE SOKURA
SEC. GENERAL OF (BOA)

Well look who finally decides that $9 million is important enough to respond to after all! Christ, could you possibly make it any more difficult for me here?! How the fuck do you expect me to come up with any of this shit from over here in Canada?!! I mean, come on, a affidavit of truth/claim from the High Court of Justice there in the Ivory Coast, signed and sealed by the Chief Justice??!!! You're talkin' Luis Paulino Mora there?! Yeah, like I fly over there every Sunday to play golf with Luis, no problem! Oh, and the death certificate of Martin Kwasi, yeah, I'll just pull that one outta my ass here, hang on a minute......give me a fucking break here!

I'll talk to Bruno and see if he can pull this shit off for you. And I don't need no long distance calls on top of all these headaches here, so you can call me if you need to talk so fucking bad at 1-306-756-9631.

Later,
Frank Rizzo

Hey Bro!

Well, I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news. The good news is that the Bank of Africa finally decided to write back to me. The bad news is they want a whole bunch of shit that'll be impossible for me to give them. Check it out, they want:

1) Affidavit of truth/claim from the High Court of Justice there in Cote d' Ivoire signed and sealed by the Chief Justice.

2) Certificate of origin of funds from the Ministry of Finance signed and sealed by the Minister of Finance.

3) Death certificate of the original signatory to the funds King Martin Kwasi.

Now how in the fuck am I suppose to come up with any of this shit???!!! Help me out here Bruno!

Frank

Tue, 9 Sep 2003 15:29:11 -0700 (PDT)

Hi Bro,

Compliments of the day and thanks for your mail.
This is the contact of the attorney as i had explained the whole situation of things to him and he promised to help in the best of his capacity.Below are his contacts.

BARRISTER LAMINE ADA CLARK
TELEPHONE:0022507776983
EMAIL:lamineandassociates@justice.com

I want you to contact him immediately you receive this mail and have a very important discussion with him on how to obtain these documents.Please when contacting him, minimise the language you use as he is an advanced man, and get back to me after your discussion with him so that we know the next step to follow.

Anticipating hearing from you.
BRUNO

Dear Lamine,

Hey there Lamine, Frank here. So Bruno tells me you're an advanced man. Yeah, well, I'm pretty fuckin' advanced myself too! I guess he's talked to you already about them papers and shit he needs to give the Bank of Africa there. I don't know what the fuck he wants me to tell you other than chop chop buddy, let's get a move on there!

Thanks pal,
Frank Rizzo

Wed, 10 Sep 2003 07:04:33 -0700 (PDT)

From:BARRISTER lamine Ada Clark

Attn:Mr.Frank Rizzo

Sir,

Good day to you and we recieved your mail dated today. Sir, your partner came to my office and informed me of her funds in the bank of Africa of which i went to investigate and find out the authenticity of the funds. The director of the foreign remittance department informed me that this fund was deposited by her late father in a suspence account billed for onward transfer abroad of which he is the next of kin, furthermore, the director informed me that before the funds can be transferedn certain documents has to be provided to the bank. I had gone to the approprate ministries to find out how to obtain these documentsn before we can proceed further on our job, we will like you to furnish this chambers your fisrt and second page of international passport or a copy of your driving licence, also, your banking details as we will be monitoring the transferre to make sure it gets into your bank account.

Sir, you will be requested to open a file in our chambers here as a client for record purposes and will be required to pay the sum of $750 for our consultation fees and after the transcation you will pay $10,000 which is our service charges after the funds had hit ypour account. Sir, please send this money through WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER with the name of my personal assistant. MR. KONE ABOUBACAR And you send us the information you used in sending the money to allow us retrieve it. Sir, immediately you send this money, we will move without delay to obtain the required documents to enable the bank effect the transfer.

Thank you for your cooperation.

BARRISTER LAMINE ADA CLARK(LLB HONS.)
PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY

Wed, 10 Sep 2003 14:28:35 -0700 (PDT)

Hi

Compliments of the day.The attorney informed me that byou had contacted the chambers and he informed you of the requirements.Sir, this is the most important aspect of this transcation, he also informed me that we have to pay the sum of $750 to enable him open a file in his chambers with your name.I want you to send him this money so that he can commence on his job without delay as he had assured me to get these documents the bank require to effect the transfer within 2 working days immediately he reciueves his fees.

Sir, you know the situation i am in at the present moment, i do not have a dime to my name, and will want to assure you that is is because of unforeseen expenses like this that i mapped out 5% of this fund for any expenses that might be incurred of which i give you the fdulkl right and authority that immediately empowers you to withdraw out this money i promised you as your percentages.

Furthermore, i met with the bank director and he informed me that you should forward your banking details without any delay to the bank.

Sir, i want you to contact the attorney on this and get back to me after your discussions with him.

Anticipating hearing from yousoonest.

Bruno Kwasi

Dear Lamine,

Ah yes, here we fuckin' go....nothing is ever free with you pricks, is it? I was never told I'd have to spend anything on this deal. But I guess it's worth it in the end if I get my 10% cut of $34 million USD!

I was at the Western Union office here this afternoon, and there's a bit of a problem. Due to the high incident of fraud in Western Africa, Western Union has a new policy for transfers to countries in this region. They told me that to send money there, I will need the number that is on the photo ID, preferably a passport, of the person who will be collecting it. When this person (Mr. Kone Aboubacar?) goes to collect the money, he will need to have this same ID with them. Please, send me this as soon as possible. Actually, I wish to see a copy of this person's passport, not just the number, before I send this money please.

Thanks,
Frank Rizzo

Hey there Bruno,

I was at the Western Union office today to send this cash to Lamine there, but I was told that I will need the passport number of the person who will be collecting the money for security reasons against fraud. Actually, I want to see a copy of their passport anyway. So we've gotta wait until he gets that shit over to me first.

I was thinkin' on the way home here....you never said anything before about this deal costing me anything, and now I'm gonna have to start shellin' out my own dough left and right here because you don't have two fuckin' dimes to rub together anymore! So I think we need to renegotiate my cut here because 10% isn't fair anymore. I was thinking maybe 30% for me? Whatya say there Bruno? I think that's quite fair myself!

I'll let you know when I'm able to send this consultation fee to Lamine there.

Frank

Dear Lamine,

Please find attached my international passport. My banking particulars that you requested are as follows:

Royal Bank of Canada
15-15 Worobetz
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
S7K 6R4
Phone: (306) 933-XXXX
Fax: (306) 933-XXXX

Branch #03032-005
Account #7020XXX

Best regards,
Frank Rizzo

Thu, 11 Sep 2003 04:39:29 -0700 (PDT)

FROM:BARRISTER LAMINE ADA CLARK
ATTN:MR.FRANK RIZZO

Sir,
We acknowledge the receipt of your mail to our chambers this morning and we hereby attach the copy of our secretary's id andwill be waiting your urgent response to our request and please after you might have sent the money through western union please send the informations you used in sending the money to allow our secretary to retrieve it through western union immediately, and as i have assured you immediately we receive this money we will procure this documents within 2 working days.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Barrister Lamine Ada

Thu, 11 Sep 2003 05:46:08 -0700 (PDT)

Hello Bro,

Thank you so much for all your endeavours and concern in helping me.Sir,i am very glad that you are trying everything possible to assist me,based on this,i would like to review your percuntage as you have suggested.

Sir,this amount that you are asking for is too much,because i have promised to settle these people that are assisting in this transfer that is why they are really eager to assist in this transaction

I would like to offer you 20% of the total sum, remember also that we have mapped out some percentage to take care of these miscellenous expenses.Moreover i never really envisaged that transactions like this cost money.but whatever be the case,i would like you to assure me that when eventually this money gets to your end,you will not try to play me out.

To safeguard myself,i would like you to send me a letter of trust signed by you and also make provision for me to sign it also as a document that will be binding on both of us.Because i would not want to be a victim to all the things that i see in western movies.

I saw the lawyer this morning and he re-affirms his words that as soon as he receives the said amount,that he would proccess the documents then procced to the bank.He also said that if these documents are proccessed soon,that the transfer would be effected within 2-3 working days.

I expect to hear from you soonest.

Bruno.

Yeah, top of the day there Lamine! Thanks for the passport, I appreciate it buddy!

Now, Bruno is getting a bit paranoid and asked me to sign this ridiculous "Letter of Trust" for him. I'm starting to wonder if maybe I need to do something like that to cover my ass here too. The reason I'm starting to think this way is, I don't like the looks of that beaty-eyed little prick that's picking up the money. Lamine, can you really trust this fucking guy with our money there? He looks like a cocksmoker to me, and definitely a runner. Who's to say that as soon as he gets that sweet cash in his hands that he doesn't bolt for the border like a fuckin' jackrabbit with a fox on his ass, hey?! The guy sure looks like a runner to me, I mean he obviously skips the country a lot, just look at that passport! That fuckin' thing looks like it's been used as a chew toy by a rabid rottweiler after it's been run over by a Mac truck a few times!!

Lamine, do I have your word that this Kone guy is good people, and won't take off with our cash? And if he does, you'll cover it right? Let me know right away.

Thanks pal,
Frank

Compliments of the day Bruno!

Ok, I have never heard of a "Letter of Trust" before, so I did a search on the internet and this was the only example I could find, so I printed it off and signed it for you. I don't know what the fuck this fruity-assed thing is good for, but here it is.

I talked to Lamine again today, and I wanted to make sure this Kone Aboubacar can be trusted with our money. That's who supposed to pick it up for Lamine. I think this little shit-stabber is supposed to be his secretary or something. Do you know this prick? Can he be trusted? Maybe I outta get him to sign one of these faggity letters of trust, hey?

Well, you can be a stubborn fucker too, hey Bruno? I like that, good to see! So, 20% it is then. At first I thought you were a spineless pussy, but I see you've got some balls and can put your fuckin' foot down when you need to! I could use you as a business partner for sure!

I'll keep you updated on how it goes with Lamine there. Talk to ya again soon.

Frank

Fri, 12 Sep 2003 01:45:46 -0700 (PDT)

From:Barrister Lamine
Attn:Mr.Frank Rizzo

Sir, We acknowledge your mail to our chambers and will like to inform you that Mr.Kone had been nmy secretary for the past 8 years and had been in position of handling large amount of cash for me in the past, i guarantee you that he will in no way run away as ou put with the amount in question

Sir, i give you my full assurance that the moneuy will be safe, please send the money immediately you receive this mail to enable s commence on the job without delay, and send us the payment informaton through our email or you call me on phone and inform me. I called you yesterday but the phone kept ringing with no response.

Thanks for your coopeartion
Barrister Lamaine Ada Clark(LLB HONS.)

Fri, 12 Sep 2003 13:03:58 -0700 (PDT)

Hello Sir,

Compliments of the day to you over there,and how are you?I am writing you based on the message and reply that i received from you.

Sir,i was at the lawyers office this morning and the lawyer said he has been trying to reach you on phone since yesterday without success.i would like to tell you that the person that his information was sent to you, really works at the chamber.He really is a staff at the chamber because i see him there anytime i go there,not only that i asked to see his id and i was even shown his appointment particulars to prove that he is their staff.like i told you,i was there today to ask the lawyer the situation of things and heThe lawyer is worried because he says that you are the person that is delaying this transfer that you should endeavor to send the money so that progress should be made.

I also tried calling you this morning to confirm to you that the said person really works with the chamber but,the phone kept ringing without any response.

Sir please i would like you to please meet the requirements of the lawyer so that he would help us finish this transfer and assist me leave this country.Because this country is not safe for me anymore.

Yours,

Bruno

Hey there Bruno! Why I'm doing just fucking great! Any better, and I couldn't stand myself! Thanks for asking. Ok, well if you say this Kone guy's alright, then I guess I'll take your word on it. I don't trust lawyers as far as I can throw the fuckers, so I didn't believe a word Lamine said, but you I trust. You're good people there Bruno! How's about you and me become business partners over here after all this shit's all done with, hey?

Ok, well I sent the fee to wingnut there, so I better let him know he can pick it up now. Talk to ya later pal.

Frank

Allright, I had a little chat with Bruno there, and it seems he thinks this Kone guy's allright, so I went ahead and the sent the $750 consultation fee. I've attached a scan of the Western Union receipt if you don't believe me. In case you have trouble reading the MTCN, it's 456-892-3557. I sure hope you're right about this fuckin' guy!

Looking forward to getting my cash soon!

Frank

Sat, 13 Sep 2003 10:28:07 -0700 (PDT)

From :Barrister Lamine Ada Clark
Attn:Mr.Frank Rizzo

Sir,
We acknowledge the rdceipt of your mail to our chambers and thank you for your response to our requests. However, we are sorry to inform you that it was impossible for my secretary to withdraw the money from the western union office here in Abidjan

Sir, please we will like you to cross check the control numbers as the control numbers was not found in their data base also we will like you to provide the question test and answers to enable us retrive the funds and commence on the job immediately.

Sir, we will appreciate if you will attend urgently to this as soon as possible and get back to us.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Barrister Lamine Ada(LLB HONS)
Principal attorney

Sat, 13 Sep 2003 12:46:18 -0700 (PDT)

Frank,

Compliments of the day and how are you over there, i received your mail and the contents understood.

Frank, the attorney confirmed to me that you sent the money to him through western union, but he was unable to retrieve it of which i went with his secretary to confirm this.The reason he was nit able to claim the money according to the western union officials was that the control numberwanot their computers and that there was no text question and answers, please i want you to rectify this with the western union in your country.

Frank, i want you to trust the attorney as he had sworn to assist us in anyway possible to achieve the success of this transaction.On your demand of you and i being partners, you know i am not business wise and i will be trusting your advice and guidiance.Please rectify with the attorney so that we conclude this transaction in this forthcoming week as i am sick and tired of staying here.

Anticipating your mail.

Your pal
Bruno

Lamine,

I don't understand, I the control number looks good from what I can see. I think the computers there are really slow or something, or maybe the number was copied incorrectly? Sorry, I forgot the security question/answer. I was in way too much of a hurry. It is:

Question: Why do you walk like that?
Answer: I've just had my fudge packed.

Maybe you should be there with this kid and help him out? He doesn't look too fuckin' bright to me. Let me know right away how it works out.

Frank

Bruno,

Top of the month to you! Yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on with Lamine's little helper there. Either there's a problem with the computers there, or he wrote the number down wrong or something because it looks correct to me. He's going to try again. I told Lamine he better go along with this little prick, because I don't think he's the brightest candle on the cake you know. We'll see how it goes now.

Take care buddy,
Frank

Sun, 14 Sep 2003 06:08:11 -0700 (PDT)

Frank,

How are you.I received your mail and the contents understood.Today is sunday and the attorney's office does not open on sundays.First thing monday mornintg, i will be going to his office and if possible i will go with them because i do not want any delays in this so that he can commence on the job at hand.Had you forwarded the information to the attorney, the numbers and all he required.

I will talk to you tomorrow and inform you on the out come of things.

Your pal.
Bruno

Mon, 15 Sep 2003 08:48:35 -0700 (PDT)

From:Barrister Lamine.

Sir,
Good day to you.I had to write this mail against my wish as i had never been insulted like this in all my life.You made me waste my time and go to the western union money transfer office and had been there all day long only to confirm that either the name you used in sending the money, the control numbers you used and even the text questions and answers do not exist. Sir, i will like an explainantion from you regarding this, even when your partner came to my office i had to walk out on him as i presume you people are joking with me, mind you, i have been a legal practitioner for over 25years and not once in my life had i witnessed something like this. Maybe there might be an explaination for this.

Mon, 15 Sep 2003 08:49:04 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Frank,

Compliments of the day to you and yours.Sir,i was at the lawyer,s office and he was ranting at me.Infact he had to walk me out of his office as he indicated that the informations that you sent is not in order.And he was annoyed with me so i was trying to convince him that it must have been a mistake from the westrn union people but he was insisting that everything about what you sent to him were false.

Sir i was embarrased and if not for the fact that this man(Lamine)was recommended,i would have made alternative arrangements this morning.Infact i would like you to confirm to me that it was really a mistake and alternatively,i would like you to call back the money that you sent through western union and send the money through moneygram to me and also give me the informations so that i will personnaly take the money to Lamine,that way there would be no problems.

Sir please i would like you to please speed up this transaction though,you are really trying and i appreciate your efforts but please i would like this thing to be over with so that i can come over to Canada and continue my life because am really fed up with africa.

I await your urgent response and action to this mail.

Yours,

Bruno.

Lamine,

You were insulted? You can imagine how fucking insulted I was when I realized the passport you sent me was FAKE!!! Yeah, that's right FAKE!!! You don't believe me? I've attached it to refresh your fucking memory, and pointed out the problem with the passport number! Now, as if it wasn't bad enough that there's two different numbers on this passport, the smallest one is 12 digits, the longest passport number in the world is only 9 digits!!! What the fuck are you trying to pull on me here Lamine?!! I sure hope you didn't know that that little prick you've got working there is a fuckin' scammer, as well as cock jockey! Looks to me like you're the one that's got some fuckin' explaining to do!

Can't wait to hear this one!

Frank

Bruno buddy,

Well, what did I tell you, I never did trust lawyers, and sure as shit this guy is the most crooked fucker I've come across in my life! I needed a copy of the passport of the person picking up the Western Union money transfer, and he sent me a fake passport!!! Can you believe that shit??!!! I'm waiting to hear his explanation on this one. Maybe he didn't know anything about it, and it's just the work of that fuckin' little cock weasel he's got working for him there. I'll bet you're fed up with Africa, I don't know how the fuck you people live there!! I'll keep you posted on what he has to say about all this. In the meantime, maybe look for another lawyer just in case!

Later,
Frank

Tue, 16 Sep 2003 00:57:17 -0700 (PDT)

From:Barrister Lamine Clark
Attn:Mr.Frank Rizzo

Sir,
Good day to you and how are you.Thank you for your mail to me, Sir, i will like to point out that i sent to you was not a passport but a national identity card(carte d'identite) as it is obligatory to every citizen to have one here.

Sir, i am sorry i did not explain it to you as i told you know it is not a passport. That not withstanding, i feel you have to discuss with your partner here and send the money through him and he brings it to my chambers to enable me to proceed.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Tue, 16 Sep 2003 02:08:43 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Big Bro,

Top of the day to you my dear brother.I am happy and glad to read your mail once more.

I am sorry if the lawyer gave you a wrong impression,but to me,he is a very good man mostimes when i go to his office he gives me money and he treats me like his son so there is no way that he would think of playing us out.At a point,i was thinking that they have collected the money and decided to give me stories.

Though i am fully aware of the information that he sent to you,the specimen of the card that was sent to you is what they call card d identite(it is not the country,s international passport.

But to be on the safe side,i would suggest that you send the money i my name so that i will personnaly deliver it to them that will erase any atom of doubt.Really i cannot wait to be out of this shit hole.Of which the barrister has promised that if the paper work is done as soon as possible,that the transaction will be concluded in the shortest period of time and he will also proccess my travel papers so that i will join you in canada.

Bro,you could send the information of the payment in my name(Bruno Kwasi)and i will collect it with my identity card.Because i learnt that sening money through western transfer does not take much stress it only requires a proof of payment and a secret Q and A that you will send to me and a proof that i am the receipient.

I expect to hear from you soonest.

I remain your Brother,

Bruno

N/B

I saw your picture at Lamine,s and damn you sure look like a gangster(but i feel very safe with you)and you are handsome in a rugged way

Ciao.

Wed, 17 Sep 2003 02:43:31 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Frank,

I am writing this follow up to remind you of what i wrote yesterday to you.Sir,i would like to know what is going on as i had already to ld the lawyer not to worry,that i will personnaly bring the money to him.

Sir please i know that you have been very helpfull to me all this while,so please do not back out now that i need your help the most.

I anticipate hearing from you soonest,

Bruno.

Hey there Bro!

Well, it's been quite a fuckin' week I tell ya, hey Bruno?!! I just don't know what to make of all this bullshit! I've thought about it, and I think I can at least trust you. You're good people, so I think I can trust you with this. I'll need your passport number to do this. I'd really like it if you'd send a copy of it too. It's only fair since you've seen what the fuck I look like now. I hope I can help get you outta that shit hole there too buddy, then we can start doing some business together here!

Later,
Frank

Thu, 18 Sep 2003 10:12:03 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Sir,

Compliments of the day to you and yours.Thank you so very much for the mail,i was really getting worried about you.

Sir,i have enclosed my passport for you to see and possibly send the informations with.I have been avoiding contacts with the lawyer,i hope that when you send the informations,i will have to tell him that i travelled briefly.

Sir,i believe you are fully aware that this is the only thing that is delaying this transaction.So my dear brother,i would urge you to please hasten up,as i have been assured that if things turn out right,that i will be in canada before the month runs out.I am fed up with seeing black faces anywhere i turn i want to be with you.

I am expecting to hear from you soonest concerning this.

Yours,

Bruno.

Hey there Bruno! Thanks for the passport, I appreciate it. I've got the transfer done, and here's what you'll need to collect it at the Western Union office there:

MTCN: 456-903-5874
Security question: "Why do you fags like ribbed condoms?"
Security answer: "Better traction in the mud."

I hear ya on the urgency thing, I wouldn't much care for seeing black faces everywhere I turned either, that's for fuckin' sure! I guess you've removed all the mirrors from your house then? If you could get here by the end of the month, that would be fuckin' great! I could really use someone to help out with business here soon.

Talk to ya later bro.

Frank

Hey Bro!

I just got back from the MoneyGram office here, and the transfer has gone through. I attached a scan of the receipt, and in case you can't make out the reference number, it's: 92133524. The security question/answer is the same as what I used for the Western Union transfer.

Talk to you again soon, and once again, sorry about yesterday buddy!

Frank

<Oops...I've been spending too much time with these stupid pricks, and have gotten as sloppy as them! I haven't even heard back from Bruno yet, complaining that the Western Union transfer didn't work, and already I've gone ahead and sent the payment through MoneyGram as an alternative. Think that actually matters with these clowns?!>

Fri, 19 Sep 2003 09:56:30 -0700 (PDT)

Sir,

I was at the bank this morning again and the informations that you sent could not be traced.I called the lawyer and told him to expect me that i would be coming to his office this morning with his money,but what did i get.

I am tired of this whole thing,i almost got arrested this morning for a thing that i know nothing about.

Thank once more but i sincerely believe this information works this time arround.

Ttya soon.

Bruno.

Hey Bruno,

Yeah, Western Union called me first thing this morning saying they were having trouble with the transfer, and I went straight to their office to get my money back. I was so fucking pissed off I tell ya! I was yelling at everyone and shit, and then I grabbed this guy there by the hair and smeared an ink pad all over his fuckin' face and then bitch-slapped him a few times. On the way outta the place, this other prick starts yelling at me, so I grabbed him by the jaw, squeezed his mouth open and rammed a fuckin' stapler down his throat, then whacked him on the skull a few times with a clipboard! You saw my picture, so you know that just by looking at me that I'm not somebody you should piss off!

So I decided to give these MoneyGram fuckers a try. These fuckin' people better be good! Let me know how you make out with them right away.

Later,
Frank

Sat, 20 Sep 2003 13:45:56 -0700 (PDT)

Frank,

How are you today and how is your weekend, i was not able to go to money gram and make the retrieval as today is saturday and the office is closed, but first thing monday morning, i will be there , moreover, i had not informed the attorney until i cash the funds and then i will inform him so that we can proceed.Frank, i will write you to tell you the progress of things, in the meantime, please write the attorney and explain things to him.

your pal,
Bruno

Mon, 22 Sep 2003 07:22:50 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Frank,

How could you have done such a thing to me?I was at the bank again and still the same old story,why?

Why are you playing such games on me,what do you stand to gain from this?

Dear Bruno,

Compliments of the day to you! Jeez, that's a real piss off, hey?! What do I stand to gain from this? Satisfaction I suppose. I think of the people who lost their life savings, their homes, even lost their lives by being murdered by fuckin' pricks like you, and I get satisfaction in this shit! Not to mention, I laugh my fucking ass off!! And then I post our entire conversation on my website for the whole world to read and laugh at you too!

I suppose if these people, or mgbada as you like to put it, are stupid and/or greedy enough to fall for your scam, then it's kind of their own damn fault. But then again, they wouldn't be standing around scratching their heads, wondering where the fuck they're going to live now that they've lost everything if it wasn't for cocksuckers like you taking advantage of this!!

So, I guess you're stuck in that shit hole for awhile yet pal. It's been a slice!

Later fuckhead!

Kindly,
Frank

Mon, 22 Sep 2003 08:08:22 -0700 (PDT)

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

See, that's the shit I'm talking about. Once again, I laughed my fucking ass off!

Mon, 22 Sep 2003 09:14:55 -0700 (PDT)

Frank Rizzo,
Well you have had yourt laugh, i kind of think you are smart, let be pals.

bruno

Well, that certainly is an attractive offer, but there's two reasons why that's just not possible:

1) You called me an asshole and now my feelings are hurt.

2) I don't want a scamming shitstain as a friend.

Thanks anyway though,

Frank

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