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Sun, 3 Sep 2000 21:54:05 GMT
Dear friend,
My name is Bobby Taylor, I am resident in Monrovia the capital city of Liberia.
I urgently want to acquire properties (THREE Big houses or more) because I want to relocate my entire family out of this war torn country for safety and also to start a new life.
Please contact me as soon as possible for it is very urgent.
Best regards
Bobby Taylor
Hey there Bobby, how's it going? Frank here. I got them houses that you're askin' about there. Sounds like you've got quite the herd of relatives to bring over if you need THREE big houses or more! I hear ya on the urgent thing, so I'll talk to ya again soon I'm sure.
Frank Rizzo
Mon, 1 Sep 2003 22:01:53 -0700
Dear Frank Rizzo,
How are you today my friend?
Thanks for your quick response to my letter. I wish to inform you that I have received your mail with great respect and the contents are noted very well. However, I deem it necessary to open up to you after I read your last mail to me. I am the Elder Brother to the former President of Liberia (Charles Taylor). The opposition rebels has taken over the country which led to the current war going on in Liberia. My brother Charles has gone exile courtesy of the Nigerian President who granted him Assylum. Because of that I decided to make urgent arrangement to relocate my immediate and extended Taylor families remaining in Monrovia because the rebels are after our lives. The Government of Nigeria is currently making arrangement for us to live in an estate in his country but I am not interested as I still feel is unsafe for me and my family.
As i earler mentioned to you, i want to relocate my immediate family as soon as possible. Hence I shall need the properties urgently. My choice of properties are duplex houses with about four or five bedrooms each in a very peaceful and quiet city (maybe close to a beach), and a massive cattle ranch. The prices of which I expect to range between US$700,000.00 and US$1 million each. The mode of payment will not be a problem for I am paying you cash because i have deposited USD15m already with a security service in amsterdam before all this started,Its just like i know something like this will happen in my country.
Pls you should inform me immediately if you have finally secure the house so that we can start the final processing of the money to your account for the payment.
Transfering this money to you is something i have to beg of you,am going to entrust the USD15m to you until i arrive your country pls i beg of you to pay for the house and keep the balance till i arrive,I promise to give you 10% from the total sum for helping me ,i hope you are ok with that.
Furthermore since we cannot communicate on phone i think is better i have a record of you as my helper for record and future purpose.pls i need your full name,address,tel,passport if any so as to know who am dealing with.
I am a 66 years old man married to two wives with Eleven children, I am a devouted christain. PLEASE CAN I TRUST AND CONFIDE IN YOU? The war in my country at the moment has taken a different toll as many people are still being killed silently. Due to security reasons, I will not be able to call you and you can not call me too as our telephone lines are bugged.
I urgently await your response. God Bless us all.
Best regards,
Bobby Taylor
Frank here again. Yeah, that's a helluva letter there, but I didn't bother reading it. Way too much shit to read there pal. Now let's talk about them houses. So what are we talkin' here, two-storey, three-storey, bungalow, detached, semi-detached, what, two, three, four bedroom? Are we lookin' at brick, stone or siding here? Talk to me Bobby!
Frank Rizzo
Wed, 3 Sep 2003 02:46:26 -0700
My dear friend,
Am sorry for getting back to you late it was due to some new problems arising again in liberia,Like i told you before it is very urgent at this time and from the look of things bungalow will be ok but it most be three and at a different locations.have you anyone avialable now pls let me know so that we can talk about the money and how you can process and remit the money from my account in amsterdam pls.
Email me as soon as you recieve this mail.
Bobbu
Hey there Bobby, Frank here. Yeah, I hear ya on the arising problems! It's been an absolute clusterfuck here as well! I think I've finally got shit all sorted out now though. Ok, so that's three bungalows in different locations then? And I hear ya on the different locations too, I don't much get along with my fuckin' relatives either! So is that different locations in Toronto, or in three different cities then?
Alright then, to start with I've got this 1 storey beauty here on Gerrard Street East here in Toronto. It's 1,389 sq. ft; 3 bedroom, 2 baths. Look at that, simple rooflines and an inviting porch for you and the family to hang out on and bang on the drums or whatever. It's got a formal living room with a delightful bay window and a warming fireplace so big you could roast a whole gazelle on a spit in the fuckin' thing!. The U-shaped kitchen shares a snack bar with the bayed family room. And take a look at the rear view there Bobby, notice the sliding glass doors to the beautiful backyard! You don't see too many beauties like this I tell ya, and at $389,000 it's an absolute steal! So whatya say there Bobby, let's get the ball rolling on this thing now hey!
Talk to ya again soon.
Frank Rizzo
Thu, 4 Sep 2003 05:46:08 -0700
My Frank Rizzo ,
I thank you very much for your understanding so far and i want you to be aware that am interest and ready to pay $389,000 now because i do not have a choice again, the situation here is getting stronger everyday and as such i have to make urgent move immedaitely. finally am going to alow you process the money which i deposited with the below bank for immedaite payment since i do not have the access and freedom yet to do it.I do not want any more delay just process the money and pay for it so that i can travel down immedaitely before is too late for me and the family.
Midland Finance Inc.
2nd Floor Unit 2 Building 307,
Rex House
25 Hathaway Close
Stanmore
HA7 3NR, London
Tel: 44 (0) 2076925703
Fax: 44 (0) 2076917486
customerservice@mfinc-online.co.uk
I have deposited the sum of USD15m United States Dollars with the bank above,Am going to give you the payment code now so that you can contact them immedaitely for the transfer of the money into your account,the payment code is payment code:NC0391085101FG-03,You will be ask for this code before the money can be processed and remitted into your account.Pls I want you to keep the balance money after the payment of the house in your account pls until my arival.
I will be making the trip as soon as you inform me that all modalities are in place for my smooth arival.I thank God that the houses are cheep.
I thank you very much for your understanding,May the almighty God bless you and your family. I hope to hear from you soon. Endeavor to email me as soon as you contact the above bank.
Your Friend,
Bobby
Dear Sir or Madam:
I am writing in regards to a deposit made recently by Bobby Taylor, which now requires transferring into my bank account. The payment code is: NC0391064101FG-03. Please advice me on what needs to be done next. I must stress that this is extremely urgent.
Thank you very much.
Sincerely,
Frank Rizzo
Sat, 06 Sep 2003 07:23:59 -0400
Dear Mr. Frank Rizzo,
With effects to the verification of your reference code [NC0391064101FG-03] and the confirmation of the payment advice of your funds today in the suspense account, you are requested following the suspense remittance regulations and policies required to setup an online transit dollar account with our firm to facilitate the secure crediting of your funds totalling $15M [Fifteen Million United States Dollars] from the present suspense account. This will give you the flexibility and access to make wire transfers,request and check your statement and balance 24hrs, 7days per week on-line real time from your account no matter your location worldwide. To facilitate your transit account activation, please find attached copies of the online account Application form and Agreement form, both forms should be completed and sent back via our fax number +44(0)2076917486 or email: account@mfinc-online.co.uk, with a proof of identification e.g [i.d card, drivers license or international passport].
Also you will be requested to make an online account initial setup deposit of £500 [Five Hundred GB Pounds Sterling] and a Cost of
Transfer [C.O.T] of £1000 [One Thousand GB Pounds Sterling] for the account which is the basic requirement for the online transit dollar account activation based on the volume of your fund. Please be informed that following our firms policy, setup and transfer costs is NON-DEDUCTABLE from fund in suspense accounts. You will be required to setup an account with an initial deposit to facilited and meet with the online banking regulation for your funds to be transfered securely to your bank.
The online account setup initial deposit and C.O.T total of £1,500 [One Thousand Five Hundred GB Pounds Sterling] for the account and transfer should be remitted via Western Union Money Transfer [WUMT] to the recipient accountant details below.
1.)Receiver: Wendy S. Singesi
2.)Destination: MFINC. London, UK
3.)Test Question: Purpose Of Payment
4.)Answer: Account Initial Deposit
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The [1.] Application form should be completed and fax or email back to us with the [2.] last page of the Agreement form, [3.] a Proof of
Identification e.g (i.d card, drivers license or international passport) and [4.] a copy of the WUMT payment slip for the account opening initial deposit.
Once the above requirement is received by our Accounts Department your application will be processed and your transit account will be
activated within 24hrs, facilitating the crediting of your funds to your account.
*Note: You will be issued your Customer Access Number (C.A.N) and also your Account Number and Tested passcode with which you will be able to login via our website [www.mfinc-online.co.uk] to your account online real time 24hrs per day, 7days a week to check your account balance, request for your account statement and make secure wire transfer from your account to any designated account.
For any further details please call the Accounts Department- +442076925703 or email: account@mfinc-online.co.uk
Best Regards,
Bryan Davies
Accounts Director
Midland Finance Inc.
account@mfinc-online.co.uk
Holly shit those are some harsh figures there Bryan!!! The Royal Bank of Scotland will set me up and transfer it for a LOT less than that! But then again, your application is a fuck of a lot easier to fill out....only a few lines to do instead of 4 full pages with RBS's application form! And no conforming to any money laundering guidelines for offshore accounts as well; I like that shit! You'd think with the cash you fuckers are charging that you'd be able to afford the right people to make your website work properly though! That account sign-in thing doesn't do jackshit, even if you type in a wrong number! I think you might wanna work on that one! Also, I couldn't open the second document you sent me, it crashes when I try to open it. So if you need that one back, you better send it again then.
I need to talk to Bobby here first, and make sure this fuckin' guy is actually going to reimburse me for all these costs.
Talk to ya again soon.
Frank
Hey there Bobby, Bryan from Midland Finance Inc. got back to me today, and he wants a shitload of cash to setup my account there and do the transfer. I need to know from you if you plan on paying this money back to me after, because I can't fucking well absorb this cost! Can you give me your word you'll do that after?
Another thing, before we can go ahead with any of this, I need you to fill out this "Purchase and Sale Contract for Residential Property" that I've attached here. It's very important that you get this done as soon as possible, otherwise we're gonna lose that house pretty quick! So get back to me with this completed form, and I will setup my account at Midland Finance after that. I think I might have the other two houses you're looking for too. Let me know if you have any questions with this form.
Talk to ya again soon.
Frank Rizzo
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PURCHASE AND SALE CONTACT
FOR RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY
COMMISSIONS OR FEES FOR THE REAL ESTATE SERVICES TO BE PROVIDED ARE NEGOTIABLE BETWEEN REALTOR AND CLIENT.
When Signed, This Document Becomes A Binding Contract. Buyer or Seller May Wish to Consult Their Own Attorney.
TO: _____________________________ (Seller) FROM: _______________________________ (Buyer)
OFFER TO PURCHASE
Buyer offers to purchase the property described below from Seller on the following terms:
1. Property Description. Property known as__________________________________________________________________ in the
Town City Village of ___________________________________, Province of Ontario, Postal Code____________
Tax No. _________________________________________________________________ including all buildings and any other improvements and all rights which the Seller has in or with the property. Approximate Lot Size: _______________________________.
Description of buildings on property:
______________________________________________________________________________.
2. Other Items Included in Purchase. The following items, if any, now in or on the property are included in this purchase and sale, which Seller represents are owned by Seller: All heating, plumbing, septic and private water systems, lighting fixtures, flowers, shrubs, trees, window shades and blinds, curtain and traverse rods, storm windows, storm doors, screens, awnings, TV antennae, satellite dish and all related equipment and accessories, water softeners, sump pumps, window boxes, mail box, shed, fences, underground pet containment fencing with control devices, wall-to-wall carpeting and runners, exhaust fans, hoods, garbage disposal, electric garage door opener and remote control devices, intercom equipment, humidifier, security systems and security codes, smoke detectors, all fireplace screens and enclosures, swimming pool and all related equipment and accessories, central vacuum and all related equipment and accessories, and the following, if built-in: cabinets, mirrors, microwave ovens, stoves, ovens, dishwashers, trash compactors, shelving, basketball apparatus, outdoor playsets, and air conditioning (except window units). Buyer agrees to accept these items in their present conditions. Other items to be included in the purchase and sale are:
____________________________________________________________________________
_________________________.
Items not included are: _________________________________________________________________________________.
Seller represents that Seller has good title to all of the above items to be transferred to Buyer, and will deliver a Bill of Sale for the above items at closing.
Seller shall cause any heating, plumbing, air conditioning, electrical systems and included appliances to be in working order at the time of closing, except for_______________________________________. The prior sentence shall not be construed as a warranty or guarantee after closing.
3. Price & Payment:The purchase price is__________________________________________ Dollars
$___________________. Buyer shall receive credit at closing for any deposit made hereunder. The balance of the purchase price shall be paid as follows: (Check and complete applicable provisions.)
(a) Seller agrees to pay a loan fee of: " ____% of the mortgage amount, " ____% of the purchase price,
or " $______________toward any of the following applicable expenses as authorized by the Buyer’s mortgage lender (not to exceed actual expenses paid): closing costs, prepaid items/escrows, points, buy down fees, FHA up front MIP, or VA funding fee.
(b) Official bank draft or certified check at closing.
(c) Mortgage Assumption pursuant to the terms and conditions of the Mortgage Assumption Addendum.
(d) Seller Financing pursuant to the terms and conditions of the Seller Financing Addendum.
4. Contingencies. Buyer makes this offer subject to the following contingencies. If any of these contingencies is not satisfied by the dates specified, then either Buyer or Seller may cancel this contract by written notice to the other. (Check and complete applicable provisions.)
(a) Mortgage Contingency. This offer is subject to Buyer obtaining and accepting a _________________________________mortgage loan commitment in an amount not to exceed $____________________at an interest rate not to exceed_________%, for a term of __________ years. Buyer shall immediately apply for this loan and shall have until_________________, 20____ to obtain and accept a written mortgage commitment. The conditions of any such mortgage commitment shall not be deemed contingencies of this contract but shall be the sole responsibility of Buyer. If the loan commitment requires repairs, replacements, or improvements to be made, or painting to be done, before closing, then Seller shall do the work and install the materials and improvements needed or have the same done, at Seller’s expense. However, if the cost of doing so exceeds $_________________, Seller shall not be obligated to have such work done, and Buyer will be allowed either to receive credit at closing for the above amount and incur any necessary expenses to comply with the loan commitment requirements, or to cancel this contract by written notice to Seller, and any deposit shall be returned to
Buyer. Acceptance of a written mortgage commitment by Buyer shall be deemed a waiver and satisfaction of this contingency.
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(b) Sale and Transfer of Title Contingency. This offer is contingent upon the sale and transfer of title of Buyer’s existing property pursuant to the terms and conditions of the Sale and Transfer of Title Contingency Addendum.
(c) Attorney Approval. This contract is subject to the written approval of attorneys for Buyer and Seller within ______ calendar days, excluding Sundays and public holidays, from date of acceptance (the Approval Period). If either attorney (i) does not provide written approval within the Approval Period or (ii) makes written objection to or conditionally approves (collectively, the Objections) the contract within the Approval Period and the Objection is not cured by written approval by both attorneys and all of the parties within the Approval Period, then (A) either Buyer or Seller may cancel this contract by written notice to the other and any deposit shall be returned to the Buyer or (B) the approving attorney may notify the other party (with a copy to any attorney listed below) in writing that no approval has been received and that the noticed party has five (5) calendar days, inclusive of Sundays and public holidays, from receipt of the notice (Grace Period) to provide written attorney approval or disapproval of the contract. The approving attorney shall provide to the noticed party (with a copy to any attorney listed below) a copy of the approving attorney’s approval letter, whether conditional or not, along with the written notice of the Grace Period. If written attorney approval or disapproval is not provided to the approving attorney within the Grace Period, then this Attorney Approval contingency shall be deemed waived by the noticed party and any conditions in the approving attorney’s approval letter shall be deemed accepted by the noticed party.
(d) Waiver of Attorney Approval. This offer is not subject to the Buyer’s attorney approval.
(e) Property Inspection Contingency. This offer is contingent upon inspection(s) of the property pursuant to the terms and conditions of the Property Inspection Addendum.
(f ) Other Contingencies. __________________________________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________________________________.
5. Closing Date and Place. Transfer of title shall take place at the ________________________ County Clerk’s Office or at the offices of Buyer’s lender on or before ______________________, 20 _____.
6. Possession of Property.
(a) Buyer shall have possession of the property on the day of closing, in broom-clean condition, with all keys to the property delivered to Buyer at closing.
(b) Seller shall have the right to retain possession for ____ calendar days after closing at the cost of $ ________ per day inclusive of real property taxes, plus utilities. At closing, a key to the property shall be delivered to Buyer. At delivery of possession to Buyer, the property shall be in broom-clean condition and the remaining keys to the property shall be delivered to Buyer.
(c) Buyer shall have right of early possession for _____ calendar days prior to closing at the cost of $_________ per day inclusive of real property taxes, plus utilities. At possession, the property shall be in broom-clean condition and a key to the property shall be delivered to Buyer; the remaining keys shall be delivered to Buyer at closing. In the event of retained possession or early possession, the parties shall enter into a written possession agreement, the form of which shall be the Monroe County Bar Association’s recommended form, which agreement shall require a security deposit of $____________.
7. Title and Related Documents. Seller shall provide the following documents in connection with the sale:
A. Deed. Seller will deliver to Buyer at closing a properly signed and notarized Warranty Deed with lien covenant (or Executor’s Deed, Administrator’s Deed or Trustee’s Deed, if Seller holds title as such).
B. Abstract, Bankruptcy and Tax Searches, and Instrument Survey Map. Seller will furnish and pay for and deliver to Buyer or Buyer’s attorney at least 15 calendar days prior to the date of closing, fully guaranteed tax, title and United States Court Searches dated or re-dated after the date of this contract with a local tax certificate for Village, or City taxes, if any, and an instrument survey map dated or re-dated after the date of this contract. Seller will pay for the map or re-dated map and for continuing such searches to and including the day of closing. Any survey map shall be prepared or re-dated and certified to meet the standards and requirements of Buyer’s mortgage lender and the Monroe County Bar Association.
C. Other Documents. Seller agrees to furnish a smoke alarm affidavit at closing and to cooperate in executing any documents required by federal or state laws for transfer of title to residential property.
8. Marketability of Title. The deed and other documents delivered by Seller shall be sufficient to convey good marketable title to the property in fee simple, free and clear of all liens and encumbrances. However, Buyer agrees to accept title to the property subject to restrictive covenants of record common to the tract or subdivision of which the property is a part, provided these restrictions have not been violated, or if they have been violated, that the time for anyone to complain of the violations has expired. Buyer also agrees to accept title to the property subject to public utility easements along lot lines as long as those easements do not interfere with any buildings now on the property or with any improvements Buyer may construct in compliance with all present restrictive covenants of record and zoning and building codes applicable to the property. Except for waterfront property, Buyer also agrees to accept title to the property subject to fence encroachments of less than one foot onto the property, as long as the fence placement does not: (i) impair access to the property from a public or private right of way and/or (ii) render the property in violation of: (a) any applicable building, zoning and/or subdivision requirements and/or (b) any easements, agreements, or restrictive covenants of record.
9. Objections to Title. If Buyer raises a valid written objection to Seller’s title which indicates that the title to
the property is unmarketable, Seller may cancel this contract by giving prompt written notice of cancellation to Buyer and Buyer’s deposit shall be returned. However, if Seller is able to cure the title objection on or before the closing date, or if the title objection is insurable and Buyer is willing to accept insurable title, then this contract shall continue in force until the closing date, subject to the Seller curing the title objection and/or providing insurable title at Seller’s expense. If Seller fails to cure the title objection on or before the closing date, or, if Buyer is unwilling to accept insurable title, Buyer may cancel this contract by giving prompt written notice of cancellation to Seller and Buyer’s deposit shall be returned.
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10. Recording Costs, Mortgage Tax, Transfer Tax and Closing Adjustments. Seller will pay the real property transfer tax and special additional mortgage recording tax, if applicable. Buyer will pay mortgage assumption charges, if any, and will pay for recording the deed and the mortgage, and for the mortgage tax. The following, as applicable, will be prorated and adjusted between Seller and Buyer as of the date of closing, excluding any delinquent items, interest and penalties: current taxes computed on a fiscal year basis, rent payments, fuel oil on the property, water charges, pure water charges, sewer charges, mortgage interest, current common charges or assessments, prepaid FHA Mortgage Insurance Premium (MIP) of approximately $________________, with the exact amount to be calculated at closing in accordance with FHA formulae. Any FHA insurance premium which is not prepaid, but rather paid monthly, shall be adjusted at closing. If there is a water meter at the property, Seller shall furnish an actual reading to a date not more than 5 days before the closing date set forth in this contract. At closing the water charges and any sewer rent shall be apportioned on the basis of such actual reading.
11. Zoning. Seller represents that the property is in full compliance with all zoning and building ordinances for use as a _________________________________________. If applicable laws require it, the Seller will furnish at or before closing, a Certificate of Occupancy for the property, dated within 90 days of the closing, with Seller completing the work and installing the materials and improvements needed to obtain a Certificate of Occupancy. However, if the cost of obtaining a Certificate of Occupancy exceeds $_______________, Seller shall not be obligated to have such work done, and Buyer will be allowed either to receive credit at closing for the amount recited above, and incur the necessary expenses to obtain the Certificate of Occupancy, or to cancel this contract by written notice to Seller, and any deposit shall be returned to Buyer.
12. Risk of Loss. Risk of loss or damage to the property by fire or other casualty until transfer of title shall be assumed by the Seller. If damage to the property by fire or such other casualty occurs prior to transfer, Buyer may cancel this contract without any further liability to Seller and Buyer’s deposit is to be returned. If Buyer does not cancel but elects to close, then Seller shall transfer to Buyer any insurance proceeds, or Seller’s claim to insurance proceeds payable for such damage.
13. Condition of Property. Buyer agrees to purchase the property and any items included in the purchase AS IS except as provided in paragraph 2, subject to reasonable use, wear, tear, and natural deterioration between now and the time of closing. However, this paragraph shall not relieve Seller from furnishing a Certificate of Occupancy as called for in paragraph 11, if applicable. Buyer shall have the right to inspect the property within 48 hours before the time of closing, and Seller agrees that all utilities shall be on at that time.
14. Services. Seller represents the property is serviced by: " Public Sewers, " Septic System, " Public Water, " Private Well,
Other _____________________________.
15. Deposit to Listing Broker. Buyer " has deposited " will deposit within two calendar days of acceptance $___________________ in the form of a __________________________ with ________________________________________ (Escrow Agent) at
___________________________________________ (Bank), which deposit is to become part of the purchase price or returned if not accepted or if this contract thereafter fails to close for any reason not the fault of the Buyer. If Buyer fails to complete Buyer’s part of this contract, Seller is allowed to retain the deposit to be applied to Seller’s damages, and may also pursue other legal rights Seller has against the Buyer, including but not limited to a lawsuit for any real estate brokerage commission paid by the Seller.
16. Real Estate Broker.
(a) The parties agree that ______________________________________________________ brought about this purchase and sale.
(b) It is understood and agreed by Buyer and Seller that no broker brought about this purchase and sale.
17. Life of Offer. This offer shall expire on ________________________, 20______, at _________ .m.
18. Responsibility of Persons Under This Contract; Assignability. If more than one person signs this contract as Buyer, each person and any party who takes over that person’s legal position will be responsible for keeping the promises made by Buyer in this contract. If more than one person signs this contract as Seller, each person or any party who takes over that person’s legal position, will be fully responsible for keeping the promises made by Seller. However, this contract is personal to the parties and may not be assigned by either without the other’s consent.
19. Entire Contract. This contract when signed by both Buyer and Seller will be the record of the complete agreement between the Buyer and Seller concerning the purchase and sale of the property. No oral agreements or promises will be binding. Seller’s representations in this contract shall not survive after closing.
20. Notices. All notices under this contract shall be in writing and deemed delivered upon receipt. Any notices relating to this contract may be given by the attorneys for the parties.
21. Seller’s Property Condition Disclosure Statement (check one).
(a) Seller has provided Buyer with the attached Seller’s Property Condition Disclosure Statement.
(b) Seller has not provided Buyer with Seller’s Property Condition Disclosure Statement, and Seller shall credit Buyer $500.00 at closing in lieu of such Statement.
(c) Is not applicable.
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22. Addenda. The following Addenda are incorporated into and attached to and made a part of this contract:
Agricultural/Farming Disclosure " Mediation " Seller Financing
All Parties Agreement (FHA/VA) " Mortgage Assumption " Services (Septic & Water)
Electric Availability " Property Inspection " Utility Surcharge
Lead Compliance " Sale & Transfer of Title Contingency
Other: ____________________________________________________________________________________________________.
Dated: _____________________________________________ BUYER _________________________________________________
Witness: ___________________________________________ BUYER _________________________________________________
ACCEPTANCE OF OFFER BY SELLER " COUNTER OFFER BY SELLER
Seller certifies that Seller owns the property and has the power to sell the property. Seller accepts the offer and agrees to sell on the terms and conditions above set forth.
Waiver of Seller’s attorney approval. This offer is not subject to Seller’s attorney approval.
Dated: _____________________________________________ SELLER _________________________________________________
Witness: ___________________________________________ SELLER _________________________________________________
_________________________________________ ADMINISTRATIVE INFORMATION _____________________________________
Property Address: __________________________________________________________________________ MLS# _____________
Seller: _________________________________________________ Buyer: ______________________________________________
Address: _______________________________________________ Address: _____________________________________________
_________________________________ Zip:__________________ _______________________________ Zip:___________________
Phones: (H) ___________________ (W) ______________________ Phones: (H) ___________________ (W) ___________________
Attorney: ______________________________________________ Attorney: _____________________________________________
Address: _______________________________________________ Address: _____________________________________________
_________________________________ Zip:__________________ _______________________________ Zip:___________________
Phone: _____________________ Fax: ______________________ Phone: ____________________ Fax: ______________________
Listing Broker:__________________________________________ Selling Broker: _______________________________________
Address: _______________________________________________ Address: _____________________________________________
_________________________________ Zip: __________________ _________________________________ Zip:_________________
Phone: ______________________ Fax: ______________________ Phone: _____________________ Fax: _____________________
Listing Agent: __________________________________________ Selling Agent: ________________________________________
Other: ____________________________________ ID #__________ Other: _________________________________ ID#___________
Hey there Bobby, Frank here. How ya makin' out with that contract I sent you yesterday. If you could have that completed and sent back to me by tomorrow morning that would be fuckin' great! But if you need some time to go over it with your lawyer first, then no problem, I understand!
Later,
Frank Rizzo
Mon, 8 Sep 2003 01:32:30 -0700
mY DEAR FRIEND,
i THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR MAIL IT WAS WELL UNDERSTOOD,I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM GOING TO PAY YOU BACK ALL THE MONEY YOU SPEND TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT AND TO MAKE YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUS AM I WANT YOU TO DEDUCT YOUR EXPENSES AFTER THE PAYMENT OF THE HOUSE FROM THE MONEY WHICH THE FINANCE WILL TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT.I WILL TRY AND PRINT OUT THE FORM TO FILL AND RETURN TO YOU AS REQUESTED,I DON;T HAVE TIME TO DELAY NOW AS THINGS ARE GETTING TOO BAD FOR ME AND MY FAMILY HERE.I WILL BE SENDING THE FORM IN MY SECOND MAIL.
I THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HELP SO FAR MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
BOBBY
Mon, 8 Sep 2003 01:47:59 -0700
MY GOOD FREIND,
PLS TAKE IT GENTLE I WILL TRY AND FILL THE FORM FAST YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I DO NOT GO OUT FROM WHERE AM NOW BUT WHAT I WILL DO IS TO LOOK FOR A WAY TO SEND SOMEBODY TO PRINT THE FORMS OUT AND SCAN THEM SO THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO RESEND THEM TO YOU PLEASE AM TRYING MY BEST THINGS ARE NOT EASY WITH US HERE.
BOBBY
Hey there Bobby, good to hear! I'm looking forward to getting that contract back so we can get going with this here. No problem if you need more time with it, I think I can hang onto this house for awhile yet, but the sooner the better of course. As soon as I get that contract back, I'll set up that offshore account at Midland Finance and it shouldn't be long after that that you can come over here! I trust you there pal, but I still can't take any chances, otherwise I'd be outta business by now if trusted every fuckin' prick in Africa that's asked me to put up a few grand for a deal to go through!
Talk to ya again soon I hope.
Later,
Frank
Tue, 9 Sep 2003 01:09:19 -0700
MY GOOD FRIEND,
I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL BUT THERE IS A PROBLEM RIGHT NOW BECAUSE LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE I HAVE NO CHANCE TO GO OUT AND DO ANYTHING, JUST YESTERDAY I TRY TO SEND ONE OF MY SON TO PRINT OUT THE CONTRACT AGG. BUT ALL IN VAIN PLS I WILL BEG OF YOU TO TAKE AN ANTHONY TO DO THIS FOR ME AND WITH YOUR ASSISTANCE PLS, JUST TRY AND GET ONE BUILDING FIRST SO THAT WHEN I COME WITH MY SENIOR SON AND ONE OF MY WIFE WILL CAN THEN LOOK FOR THE OTHER TWO WITH YOUR ASSISTANCE TOO.
I HAVE READ THE CONTRACT AGG.IT SOUND OK BY ME BUT PLS TRY AND FILL THE FORM FOR MRE SINCE I CANNOT FILL IT OUT NOW. JUST TRY AND FINISH UP WITH EVERYTHING IMMEDAITELY I ARRIVE I WILL GIVE YOU BACK ALL YOU SPEND SO FAR OR YOU CAN WITHDRAW FROM THE MONEY WHICH THE FINANCE COMPANY IS GOING TO TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT PLS. THINGS ARE TIGHT HERE I CANNOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW PLS.I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORT.
PLEASE FOR SECURITY REASONS I WANT YOU TO ALWAYS CONTACT ME ON MY NEW EMAIL ADDRESS PLS :taylorfamily@uymail.com. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT.
HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE BANK AGAIN IF NOT PLS DO AS TIME IS NO LONGER ON OUR SIDE, I THINK IS BETTER YOU TRANSFER THGE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT FIRST.
I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
NOTE:taylorfamily@uymail.com
BOBBY
Ok Bobby, what's the problem there? It's not like you've got anything else better to do there in the refuge camp, other than laying there on your fuckin' cot listening to the wind blow through the tent! You know I can't fill that contract out for you, and I sure as hell can't sign it for you either! If I could do that, I could sell a house to everyone in the fuckin' country, and they'd all be legally bound to their contracts!! You've gotta do this shit yourself Bobby. I know it sucks, but it's gotta be done! Are you not serious about all this? And who the fuck is Anthony?!
So, no, I haven't contacted the bank yet, and I don't plan on doing so either until after I receive the completed and signed contract that I sent you. I've been burned before, and so I'm sure as hell am not getting burned again!
Frank Rizzo
Hey Bobby, how ya makin' out with that contract there? You need me to send you a pen or something?
Frank
Bobby, what's going on there with this contract? Talk to me Bobby! I've got a lot of my money tied up in this deal already, I sure hope you don't plan on burning me here!
Frank
Tue, 16 Sep 2003 03:24:15 -0700
MY GOOD FRIEND.
AS YOU CAN SEE NOW AM FINDING IT VERY HARD TO REACH YOU ON EMAIL BECAUSE FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS NOW THEIR HAVE BEEN ALOT OF PROBLEM HERE IN MY HOME,PLS I WANT YOU TO CALL MY SON WHO IS IN NIGERIA HE WILL BE OK TO HELP YOU SOLVE THE PROBLEMS AHEAD HIS NAME IS PAUL TAYLOR:2348023255277,
THANK YOU
BOBBY
Ok Bobby, I had to wait a week for this shit??!! I've sunk enough of my own money into this deal as it is, so I fucking well ain't gonna add long distance charges to the pile too! If this prick needs to talk to me, he can call me at 1-306-756-9631. He's not going to be able to help us anyway. Unless he's buying the house now, he can't sign that contract either, it has to be you!
Frank
Bobby,
What's up at that camp there?! You too busy laying on that fuckin' cot to sign this contract, or what?!! You've gotta sign it and return it, but at least try and fill in what you can, but you've definitely gotta sign it! You know I can't sign it. That would be forgery and fraud, and I could lose my realtor license from doing that shit!!! So, come on, hurry it up there buddy!
Frank
Thu, 25 Sep 2003 10:14:56 +0200
MY DEAR FRIEND,
YOU SEEMS NOT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I8S GOING ON HERE,BUT ALL THE SAME I WANT YOU TO CONTACT MY SON PAUL WITH THE NUMBER BELOW I WILL EMAIL HIM AND ASK HIM TO PRINT OUT THE DOCUMENT SO THAT HE CAN DO IT IF HE CAN, BUT FIRST I WANT YOU TO CALL HIM TO HEAR FROM HIM,HIS NUMBER 234-8023255277. JUST TRY AND CONTACT HIM HIM FAST.
BOBBY
Oh, I understand exactly what the fuck is going on there! You've changed your mind and you don't want this house anymore, and now I'm stuck with all the fucking expenses on this thing so far!! And now you want me to start adding long distance phone charges on top of it all?! What have you been doing at that camp anyway, sitting around roasting fuckin' marshmellows or what?!! Does this Paul prick have an e-mail address? If not, he can fucking well call me at 1-306-756-9280. In all my years as a realtor, I've never had to put up with this much bullshit before!!
Frank
Fri, 26 Sep 2003 10:29:02 +0200
MY GOOD FRIEND PLS LET US DO IT THIS WAY.KINDLY HELP ME HOLD THE MONEY BEFORE MY COMING,JUST CONTACT THE BANK SO THAT THEY CAN TRANSFEWR THE FUND FIRST TO YOUR ACCOUNT SO THAT WHEN I COME I CAN BUY THE HOUSE MY SELF
BOBBY
How about let us do it this way, you sign the fucking contract and return it to me! Then we can finally get on with this shit! Unless you plan on paying for the cost of setting up that account yourself at Midland Finance, then I suggest you do this. Otherwise, there's not much point in me contacting the bank because I'm not spending another fucking dime on this bullshit!
Frank
Tue, 30 Sep 2003 14:20:28 +0200
I WILL DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO MAKE SURE THAT I SATISFY YOU BECAUSER YOU HAVE DONE ALOT FOR ME AM SORRY THAT I AM FINDING IT HARD TO FILL THE FORM BECAUSE I AM NOT IN THE RIGHT PLACE AND I DON;T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO FILL BECAUSE YOUR SYSTEM OF BUYING HOUSE THERE AND HERE IS VERY DIFFERENT BUT IF YOU CAN TELL ME OR CALL MY SON AND TELL HIM HOW HE CAN FILL IT OK I WILL TELL HIM TO DO S0 OK .
BOBBY
Bobby,
So what exactly is the problem with this contract??? Why is it such a fucking problem to sign and return it?! I'm supposed to believe that you're actually capable of purchasing a house when you're not even capable of signing your name??!!! I knew I was going to lose money with you, you fucking useless cunt.
Thanks a lot fuckwit!!
Frank Rizzo
Wed, 5 Nov 2003 09:28:14 +0100
MY GOOD FRIEND,
GOD ALMIGHTY KNOWS THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LOSE ANY MONEY FROM YOUR SIDE ONLY YOU AS A HUMAN BEING REFUSE TOMUNDERSTAND THAT I CAN NOT SIGN THE CONTRACT PAPER WITH THE SITUATION AM NOW,I HAVE DECIDED TO WAIT FOR GOD TO BRING ME A HELPER WHO WILL UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION.
AM NOT ASKING YOU TO SEND ME MONEY AM THE PERSON WHO IS GOING TO ENTRUST MY USD15M TO YOU TELL ME HOW AM SURPOSE TO EAT YOUR MONEY TELL ME FANK,JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF AND THE WAY YOU THINK.
WELL I BELIVE THAT GOD WILL TOUCH YOUR MIND TOP UNDERSTAND THAT ITS GOOD TO BE GOOD.
I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.
BOBBY
It's good to be good? What's that shit about?? Yeah, and it's hip to be square too, whatever. Listen here fruitcake, I don't know how you're supposed to eat my money, but I can tell you how you can eat my shit if you don't sign that fucking contract right quick!! I didn't wait 5 weeks just to hear this fuckin' whiny dribble! Now let's get this over with once and for all now!! You still haven't even told me exactly why you can't sign this thing! You can't find a pen at that camp or what?! Unbelievable! Fuck Bobby, it must take a lot of energy to be that fucking stupid and useless!!
Frank
Thu, 6 Nov 2003 09:23:12 +0100
MY DEAR FRIEND,
I CAN SEE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS BECAUSE IN YOUR MAILS YOU ALWAYS REFER TO ME AS SHIT WHY AM OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR FATHER REGARDLESS OF THE SITUATION AM NOW,WELL I WILL NEVER BLAMEW YOU FOR THAT BECAUSE AM THE PERSOPNM LOOKING FOR YOUR HELP.
COME TO TALK OF THE SIGNING LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE I CAN SIGN THIS PAPER BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS WHICH I WANT YOU TO PUT ME THROUGH AND FINALLY IF AFTER THE SIGN THE MAJOR PROBLEM WHICH AM GOING TO FACE IS TO RETURN THE FORM HONESTLY I DON;T HAVE SCANNING MECHINE TO SCAN IT NOT EVEN I FAX MECHINE TOO SO THAT IS THE PROBLEM WHICH YOU DON;T WANT TO UNDERSTAND.DO YOU THINK AM HAPPY OVER THE DELAY AM JUST SICK AND TIRED OF THIS.PLS TRY AND UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION AND DO IT FOR ME PLS,IF ITS POSSIBLE TO SIGN IT ON INTERNET I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT SINCE.
PLS THINK ABOUT THIS ONCE AGAIN AND GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY.
BOBBY
Fri, 7 Nov 2003 09:44:58 +0100
MY DEAR FRIEND,
AM WORRIED OVER YOUR SILENCE,I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU.PLS WE JUST HAVE TO CONCLUDE THIS WITHIN THE SHORTEST TIME PLS.THERE IS NOWAY TO GO WITHOUT YOU AT THIS POINT.
BOBBY
Bobby,
Well, you're a really sorry sack of shit there my friend! And I don't give a fuck if you're older than Moses, the fact remains that I'm losing some serious coin here if you don't pull through for me soon! And how the fuck did you expect to pull off the purchase of a house from there when you don't even have access to a fucking fax machine??!! And you waited until I was this deep into the deal to tell me all this shit?!! Nice. Well, I guess if I'm going to have any chance at all of getting any the money back that I've lost so far on you, then I'm going to have to go all the way on this deal.
So, what the fuck is it I'm supposed to do again here? It's been so fucking long I can't remember now, you'll have to refresh my memory there.
Frank
Mon, 10 Nov 2003 08:52:21 +0100
MY DEAR FRIEND,
AM VERY SORRY FOR EVERYTHING WHICH I HAVE CAUSED FOR YOU BUT I ASURED
YOU THAT I WILL SURELY REWARD YOU FOR IT.AM VERY BUSY NOW BUT ALL THINGS BEEN EQUAL I WILL EMAIL YOU TO KNOW THE NEXT THING TO DO SO AS TO FORWARD THE MONEY TO YOU THROUGH MY BANK PLS AM VERY SORRY ONCE AGAIN.
I WILL GET BACK TO YOU SOON.
BOBBY
Mon, 10 Nov 2003 13:00:18 +0100
MY GOOD FRIEND I HAVE WORKED OUT A PLAN TODAY,LIKE I ALWAYS SAY GOd IS GOOD AND MERCIFUL,I REMENBER I TOLD YOU THAT MY BROTHER IS IN NIGERIA AND JUST THIS MORNING AFTER I READ YOUR MAIL I EQUAL EMAILED HIM TO LET HIM KNOW THE SITUATION AND PROBLEMS BEHIND MY RELOCATING AND NOT LATER THAN 1HOUR AGO HE EMAILED ME BANK AND SAID THAT HE WILL INSTRUCT HIS BANK IN NIGERIA THERE WHO ALSO OPERATE ONLINE SYSTEM OF BANKING TO MAKE THE TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT,SO IN THAT CASE I WANT YOU TO PLEASE EMAIL OR CALL THE BANK IMMEDIATELY AS HE HAS INSTRUCTED THEM AND HAS ALREADY GIVEN YOUR NAME TO THEM INCASE YOU CALL THEM FOR THE TRANSFER.I JUST CAN BELEIVE MY EYE FRANK,GOd WORK IN A WAY WE HUMAN BEING DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THE BANK CONTACT IS BELOW
Address: Plot 253, Sanusi Fafunwa Street, Victoria Island Lagos-Nigeria Phone Number: 234-18124433 Fax Number: 234-18110329-18124433 Email Address: info@rtsbanklimited.com
I THINK WE CAN NOW REJOYCE AND CELEBRATE AT LAST,PLS I HAVE TO TRUST YOU AT THIS POINT PLS,MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOd BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
EMAIL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE ANY MAIL FROM THE BANK.
BOBBY
Mon, 10 Nov 2003 15:27:03 +0100
MY DEAR FRIEND,
AM SORRY I DID NOT FORWARD THE WEBSITE TO YOU IN MY FIRST MAIL FIND BELOW IS THE BANK BANK CONTACT PLS REACH THEM AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED THIS MAIL.
TELL THE BANK THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY WILL TRANSFER YOUR FUND(USD15M) THROUGH ONLINE BANKING SYSTEM.
Address: Plot 253, Sanusi Fafunwa Street, Victoria Island Lagos-Nigeria
Phone Number: 234-18124433
Fax Number: 234-18110329-18124433
Email Address: info@rtsbanklimited.com
WEBSITE:WWW.rtsbanklimited.com
I LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON
BOBBY.
Tue, 11 Nov 2003 08:58:58 +0100
MY DEAR FREIND,
I SENT YOU A MAIL YESTERDAY BUT UPTIL NOW I DID NOT HEAR FROM YOU,I HOPE ALL IS WELL,HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE BANK?I WAS SHOCK BY THIS MOPRNING NEWS FROM NIGERIA THAT THERE WAS AN ATTEMPT TO KIDNAP MY BROTHER CHARLES TAYLOR.THINGS ARE GETTING BAD WITH MY FAMILY,I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THE WANT HIM AGAIN AFTER LIVING THE COUNTRY FOR THEM AND AT THE SAME TIME LIVING THE PRESIDENT SEAT FOR THEM.THE KIDNAPPERS TRACE HIM TO NIGERIA CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT
PLS MY FRIEND WE HYAVE TO CONCLUDE IMMEDIATELY OK.
CONTACT THE BANK AND GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
BOBBY
Jesus Bobby, before I had to wait 5 fuckin' weeks to get a response outta you, and now that I offer to put some more of my money on the line, you won't shut the fuck up! You don't understand why they want your brother again??! What, are you fuckin' kidding me??!! Christ, with a $2 million USD bounty on his head, I think I might just come over there and grab the fuckin' prick myself!!! I'll even drag his embezzling ass right up to the U.N. War Tribunal in Sierra Leone for that kinda dough! It would be a fuck of a lot more lucrative than this hopeless house deal with you, that's for sure!!
I've been out of town on a deal that actually paid money, so I'll fire off an e-mail to this fuckin' Royal Trust Bank now and see what's involved in finally finishing this business off. I hope they're cheaper than those fuckin' fly-by-night Midland Finance idiots were! I see they already went tits up, their website's gone now!! I'll let you know as soon as they get back to me.
Frank
< To RTS Bank Ltd.>
RE: Bobby Taylor's Dough
Hey there pencil necks, Frank here. Apparently Bobby's brother Charles has already talked to you fruitcakes about this, so I guess you already know what the fuck's going on. He's got a shitload of cash ($15 million to be exact) that he wants to move into an account for me. So how the fuck do you want to do this, and what kind of a dent is it going to put into my pocketbook here?! Talk to me.
Frank Rizzo
Thu, 13 Nov 2003 08:56:33 +0100
MY DEAR FRANK,
I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND I UNDERSTAND THE WAY YOU FEEL,PLS DO NOT BECAUSE OF WHAT MY BROTHER DID WHEN HE WAS IN POWER TO TREAT ME LIKE THIS PLS,I HAVE MY OWN LIFE TO LEAVE AND THAT OF MY FAMILY.
WE ARE BROTHERS BUT WE DON'T BHAVE THE SAME CHARATER PLS LET US CONCLUDE THIS TRANSFER AND THEN I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO A BETTER LIFE.
EMAIL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE ANY MAIL FROM THE BANK.
THANK YOU AND REMAIN BLESS
BOBBY
Mon, 17 Nov 2003 11:18:57 +0100
MY DEAR FRIEND,
I WONDER WHY YOU HAVE DECIDED TO KEEP THIS TRANSFER SLOW,WHAT IS THE
MATTER HAVE THE BANK TRANSFERRED THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT?PLS I WANT TO KNOW SO AS TO PROCEED WITH MY TRAVELLING PLANS.AM WORRIED OVER THE DELAY.
BOBBY
What the fuck Bobby, even though I still haven't heard back from these fuckin' morons you sent me to, it's still all my fault and I'm the one slowing this transfer?!! Where the fuck did you find this bank anyway, you cocksucking village idiot?! Sometimes I swear you have shit for brains! This fuckin' bank is worse than the last one!! Are they gone already too now??! I think you need to find another bank, because these dickheads just aren't writing back to me here!
Frank
Tue, 18 Nov 2003 09:41:28 +0100
I CAN SEE YOU ARE MORE LIKE A SHIT AND A DRUG ADIT,YOU SOUND LIKE A FOOL WHO WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE WAYS OF LIFE LOOK IF YOU ARE NOT INTRESTED IN HELPING ME PLS FUCK AWAY AND LET ME LOOK FOR SOMEBODY GOOD OK.
BYE
Ok, I resent the drug addict comment...I only use a little coke to straighten out the nerves and focus on business, a couple tabs of Ecstasy just before meeting with a client and a good hit of meth just before closing a deal. Of course by the end of the day I'm wound up like a fucking clock and it takes at least four Ambiens to put me down for the night. Maybe if all I did was lay around on a fucking cot in a refuge camp like some lazy sack of shit I know, then I wouldn't need to do this!
Look pal, I think you're the one who doesn't fucking understand the ways of life if you contact a realtor and arrange to buy a house even though you can't sign the fucking purchase and sale contract!!! Christ, you could've been here and living in your house months ago if you weren't so fucking stupid and lazy!!
Now make yourself useful for once, and talk to that fucking bank you found so that they get their shit together and do what's needed to finally make this deal happen!!
Frank
Wed, 19 Nov 2003 10:20:09 +0100
I WANT YOU TO CONTACT THE BANK AND GET BACK TO ME OK LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO TO SIGN THE FUCKING CONTRACT PAPER OK,YOU ARE JUST LIKE A PAIN IN THE NECK.
GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT THE BANK.
BOBBY
Ok, after all the work I did on setting this deal up for you, I've also gotta harass you constantly for 10 whole weeks to sign the fuckin' purchase and sale contract while you lay around the camp there doing nothing, and you say I'M a pain in the neck???!!!! Jesus Christ Bobby, a fuckin' battery acid enema would be less of a pain in the ass than you, you stupid cocksucker!!!
You fucking well better see what you can do there pal, because I'm getting really fed up with this shit!! Tell that fucking bank to get their ass in gear, otherwise find another bank!! How the fuck do you pricks get anything done there??!! No wonder you're all starving and shit there, you're too fuckin' lazy to do anything!!!!
I'll let you know as soon as the bank contacts me alright, and they fucking well better contact me, or I'll start getting upset!!
Frank
Fri, 21 Nov 2003 10:50:16 +0100
OK I WILL TRY MR FUCK FUCK FUCK,ALWAYS FUCK AND SHIT IN YOUR EMAIL WHY ARE YOU MATURED AT ALL
RE: Bobby Taylor's Dough
Alright there, what gives??! It's been 9 fuckin' days now since I wrote you pricks, and you can't be bothered to respond?? I guess handling $15 million USD just isn't worth your fuckin' time, or what?!! Come on and get with the program there!
Frank Rizzo
Fri, 21 Nov 2003 07:50:32 -0500
Dear sir,
The above subject matter refers.
In response to your email, we wish to inform you as follows:
1. That we will not take such level of vulgarity from you or anybody else for that matter. Note that if you send us any such email again, we shall not respond.
2. Visit our website www.rtsbanklimited.com and open an online account by clicking on services and filling out the account information form.
When the above has been done, we shall proceed with your fund transfer.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Bisi Abiola.
ATTN: Mrs. Pissi Eboli
RE: Bobby Taylor's Dough
Oh that's just great, of all the people to have to deal with at a bank, I end up with Mother fuckin' Theresa here!! Listen toots, if you can't handle the vulgarity then you should've been a nun or something else. This is how I do business, so get used to it. Just do your job and take your cut of the dough. Save the sermon for yourself sister, cuz I don't need that shit, especially after all the shit I've been through already with this Bobby prick!
I was at your website there and opened up an account. You might wanna make that shit secure you know! Every fuckin' hacker worldwide probably knows my password by now!! I wasn't too comfortable with putting any more than a 100 bucks in there because of that. It asked me to send my passport and a whole bunch of other shit afterwards, and can't remember what it was now. I'll send you a scan of my passport now, is that not good enough? I think it said it'll cost $2,000.00 to activate this account. Christ, did I read that right??!! That's pretty fuckin' harsh, but I need to get this over with and get all my money back from Bobby after. So who's name do I make the transfer out to?
Get back to me right away!
Frank Rizzo
That's the spirit Bobby!! See, you must feel a lot better about yourself now that you've actually got some fuckin' ambition! You probably don't feel like such a pathetic waste of skin anymore I'll bet.
Some whiny bitch from that bank finally wrote back to me today and preached to me about how I talk. Where the fuck do you find these banks anyway? So I opened an account with them, but I've gotta send an activation fee to them first before you'll be able to put your dough in there. Hopefully they won't take too long with that shit
I tell ya, I sure can't wait until this bullshit with you is over and done with! When you come over here to move into your new house, you can be sure to find me waiting on the front porch with an aluminum bat to smash your fuckin' knee caps in for all this grief you've put me through. No hard feelings Bobby, it's just how I take care of business.
Later fuckhead,
Frank
Sat, 22 Nov 2003 06:13:32 -0500
Dear sir,
The above subject matter refers.
This is to inform you that we have received your email and the attached drivers license. The Us$2000 activation fee should be sent by western union money transfer using strictly the following details:
NAME: MARK ELLIOT IMOLOAMEN
CITY: LAGOS.
COUNTRY: NIGERIA.
He is an account officer with our bank and is duly authorised to receive foreign exchange on behalf of the bank. The option of western union
is to avoid delays that will arise if you wire-transfer to our trustee account offshore.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Bisi Abiola.
ATTN: Mrs. Pissi Eboli
Ok, now we're finally getting somewhere. See how that fuckin' morality shit just gets in the way of doing business! The two just don't mix. I was at the Western Union office this afternoon to wire that activation fee over to you and I found out that they have a new policy in place for transfers to West Africa for amounts that exceed $1,000. They said that because of the high rate of fraud there they require a copy of the passport of the person who will be collecting the money so that they can cross reference it. So you'll need to get that Mark Elliot prick to scan his passport for me. If you could get that to me by Monday, that would be fuckin' sweet there Pissi. Thanks!
Frank
Tue, 25 Nov 2003 10:16:16 +0100
MY DEAR FRIEND,
AM SORRY TO EMAIL YOU LATE, I WAS SOMEHOW SICK DUE TO THE PROBLEM AM FACING HERE AND THERE.IF I MAY ASK WHAT IS THE SITUATION OF THINGS WITH THE BANK,WHAT IS STILL HOLDING THEM BACK FROM ACTIVATING THE ACCOUNT PLS EMAIL THEM SO AS TO KNOW WHAT NEXT I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY NOW OK.
PLS EMAIL ME AS SOON AS YOU HEAR FROM THE BANK.
BOBBY
Yeah, I'm still waiting to get a copy of the passport of this fucker at the bank who's supposed to collect the money transfer. Western Union requires it for any transfers to West Africa over $1,000. It looks like they don't take this shit too seriously, or they just don't give a fuck. Nice bank Bobby!
Frank
Wed, 26 Nov 2003 03:43:55 -0500
Dear sir,
The above subject matter refers.
This is to inform you that this is the first time we are hearing of such a request because we have been transacting a lot of businesses via western union and non has made such a request. Please note that ours is simply to transfer funds to you and does not include any of your request.
However, be informed that we shall only be able to send you his staff Identity Card that the bank has issued to him. If that is sufficient for you kindly notify us.
You are advise to go and make the payment as requested without further ado.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Bisi Abiola.
Wed, 26 Nov 2003 05:21:21 -0800
MY DEAR FRIEND,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH OVER THERE.AM VERY SORRY THAT I DON'T USE TO REPLY YOUR MAILS AS I USE TO BEFORE,AS YOU CAN SEE FOR THE PAST 4-5DAYS NOW I HAVE BEEN SICK AND I FIND IT HARD TO EMAIL YOU AS I USE TO BUT ALL THE SAME I MUST NOT FAIL TO DO SO NOW THAT WE ARE APPROCHING THE TRANSFER END OF THE MONEY,I DON;T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY PASSPORT WHO NEED PASSPORT PLS EXPLAIN TO ME BETTER BECAUSE WE ARE REALLY RUNNING OUT OF HAND PLS,HAVE THEY ACTIVATED THE ACCOUNT FOR THE MONEY? PLS EMAIL THEM AGAIN THEY JUST HAVE TO DO IT FAST,I DON'T WANT THIS SICKNESS TO BRING ME DOWN HERE,I KNOW IS BECAUSE OF MY OVER THINKING THE TROUBLES THAT AM FACING OVER HERE TRYING TO PUT THINGS AT THE RIGHT PLACE.
PLS MAKE SURE YOU COMPLET WITH THE ANK SO THAT THEY CAN MAKE THE ACCOUNT ACTIVE PLS,AM REALLY WORRIED OVER THE DELAYLESS I FORGET THE CONTRACT PAPER I HAVE ALMOST COMPLETED THE FILLING AND THE SIGNING PLS GIVE ME SOME DAYS TO COMPLET THE SCANNING BECAUSE ITS NOT EASY GOING OUT FROM WHERE AM NOW TO SCAN THE PAPERS PLS. DO EMAIL ME AS SOON AS THE BANK ACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT FOR THE DEPOSIT OF THE MONEY.
FINALLY I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT I HARDLY UNDERSTAND YOUR MAILS PLS TRY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TO REDUCE YOUR AMERICAN WAY OF ENGLISH PLS OK.
I THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HELP I LOOK FORWARD IN SHAKING HANDS WITH YOU SOON
YOUR FRIEND
BOBBY
Yeah, you'll be shaking alright when you see me you fuckin' prick! You, over thinking??!! That's a fuckin' joke! More like too much laying around on that cot, as well as a dirty colon. That's right, I just got an e-mail today about that shit, saying that 90% of all sickness is due to an unclean colon. So I think you maybe need to give that colon of yours a good scrubbing every once in awhile there Bobby. You better not up and fuckin' die on me here before I get my money back!
I said I needed a copy of the passport of the person from the bank that will be collecting the Western Union transfer. It's a new policy of theirs for transfers to West Africa over $1,000 because of all the fuckin' fraud and shit that goes on over there. I hear now from the bank that this fuckhead doesn't even have a passport, and they want to use some useless staff identity card instead. I sure hope Western Union will accept that shit! We'll see how it goes then.
Later dimwit,
Frank
ATTN: Mrs. Pissi Eboli
RE: That Mark prick's passport
You've never heard of such a request, even though this policy has been in place since June of this year? Now why does that not surprise me?! And that's the best you can do, a fuckin' company identity card??!! Doesn't anyone working there have a passport?!! Christ, whatya have for staff there, convict labor??! I asked someone at the Western Union office if they would accept that shit, and they said they would have to see the card first to see if it qualifies. So yeah, fire up that old dot matrix printer of yours there, and bang off this identity card for me and we'll see if they go for it or not.
Thanks toots.
Frank
Thu, 27 Nov 2003 07:11:47 -0800
PLS TRY AND MAKE IT POSSIBLE SO THAT THIS MONEY CAN ENTER YOUR ACCOUNT PLS.
BOBBY
What the fuck do think I've been trying to do here??!! This cocksucking bank you sent me to isn't sending me the identity card that I need to send the activation fee, I'm still waiting for it after a whole week!! You really picked a good bank this time you fuckin' retarded invalid!
Frank
ATTN: Mrs. Pissi Eboli
RE: Identity Card
How you pricks making out with that identity card?? Seems I haven't received this thing yet after a whole fucking week now!!! I'm starting to get upset here, and believe me, you don't want that shit to start happening!!
Frank
Mon, 1 Dec 2003 09:15:19 -0800 (PST)
Dear sir,
Please find attached the identification card of Mr. Mark Elliot Imoloamen. We hope it meets your satisfaction.
We await the western union details of payment.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Bisi Abiola.
Hey, wait a minute...isn't that Martin Lawrence??!!! Never mind, you pricks all look alike to me!
Well, I've gotta say I've never been so fucking embarrassed in all my life!!! I went down to the Western Union office with this piece of shit ID, and they all just started pointing and laughing!! I had to get the fuck out of there right away I felt like such an idiot!! I thought maybe it would be a national identity card, not this fuckin' joke that you threw together in MS Paint in 5 minutes flat there! Is that a bar code at the bottom of it, or a skid mark from a tire?! What, did you find this fuckin' thing layin' on the road or something??!! Doesn't anyone at that bank have a passport, national identity card or a driver's license??!! What the fuck kind of a bank are you running there??!!!
Get back to me right away this time for Christ's sake, and none of this sitting around on your ass for a week before you respond shit again! I can't afford to waste anymore time!!
Frank
Mon, 1 Dec 2003 07:19:14 -0800
MY DEAR FRIEND,
AM SORRY I DO NOT EMAIL YOU EARLIER IT DUE TO MY SICKNESS WHICH STARTED AGAIN AFTER HEARING FROM NIGERIA WHAT MY BROTHER IS GOING THROUGH,PLS TRY AND CONTACT THE BANK AGAIN SO AS TO FORWARD THE MONEY TO THEM TO ENABLE THEM ACTIVATE THE ACCOUNT. I THANK YOU VERY MUCH MY FRIEND.
BOBBY
Mon, 1 Dec 2003 07:25:19 -0800
i want you to call my brother pls 08023255277 bobby
Jesus Bobby, you're a regular disease bag there, hey?! I thought I told you to give that colon of yours a good scrubbing! I bet it would do wonders for you there!
And what the fuck do I need to talk to your brother for??! If this cocksucker wants to talk so bad, he can call me. That bank sent me some piece of shit ID that Western Union just laughed at and embarrassed the hell out of me with, so now I've gotta wait and see if they can send a proper ID to me so we can finally do this transfer. I sure hope they don't take as long as they did before!
Frank
Tue, 2 Dec 2003 09:43:38 -0500
Dear sir,
The above subject matter refers.
This is to inform you that we are waiting for the details of payment to enable us proceed with your transaction.
Kindly make time of the essence.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Bisi Abiola.
What, are you fuckin' kidding me???!! I responded to that ridiculous piece of shit you sent me and told you it won't work with Western Union, and asked for either a national identity card, passport or driver's license! It was sent to your other e-mail address (rtsbl_ng@yahoo.com).
So hurry the fuck up and send it over bitch!!
Frank
Thu, 4 Dec 2003 00:43:34 -0800
I TOUGH YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING AFTER TRUTING YOU THIS IS ALL I GET FROM YOU WELL I WILL BETTER LOOK FOR SOMEBODY ELSE.
THANK YOU
What the fuck are you babbling about now there Bobby??!! Always babbling about something, you're a fuckin' babbling idiot!! You're talking out of your ass there as always!! Don't fuckin' talk to me about trust you whiny cocksucker!!! I trusted you in the beginning, and look where it got me!! I can't believe how much money I lost with you so far!! Then you set me up with this joke of a bank that doesn't have a single employee with a passport or driver's license, so I can't even send the money to them through Western Union!! And you turn around and shit on me for it?????!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU OLD MAN!!!!!!!
I'm going to ask that bank one more time if they can send a passport or driver's license to me, and I fuckin' well better either get that from them, or a signed contract from you, or you're dead meat pal!!!!!!!
Frank
ATTN: Mrs. Pissi Eboli
RE: Proper ID
Alright now, so are you trying to say that there isn't a single fuckin' person in that place that has either a passport, national identity card or a driver's license????!!! What the fuck kind of a bank are you running there??!! You've gotta send either one of those types of ID to me so that I can send the activation fee to you through Western Union, and FINALLY get my fuckin' money from that Bobby cocksucker!!!
Now hurry the fuck up before I get seriously upset here!
Frank
Fri, 5 Dec 2003 12:02:49 -0500
Dear sir,
This is to inform you that we can not send you the photocopy of the receipient because it is his personal property and not our bank official document. However, we can give you the passport number which we know will suffice for all purposes.
The passport numbers is: A1569678
You can give that to them at the western union office. If they are still difficult, send the money by money-gram.
We remain obliged to serving your best interest.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Bisi Abiola.
ATTN: Pissi Eboli
RE: MoneyGram Transfer
Funny, it's usually not a problem with any other bank, but then nothing surprises me anymore with you fuckin' useless cunts! I tried to use this passport number with that bullshit ID you gave me before at Western Union, and they just laughed at me because that ID was obviously fake and it could be anybody's picture on that piece of shit! So had no choice but to send it through MoneyGram this afternoon. Here's the info you'll need to collect it:
Reference Number: 92133524
Test Question: "What's worse than hemorrhoids?"
Test Answer: "Bobby Taylor's pathetic whining"
So I sure hope this means I'm all done with you cocksuckers now! And I especially can't wait to get that fuckin' Bobby prick off of my back too!!
Later fuckwits,
Frank
Mon, 8 Dec 2003 09:20:58 +0100
look i don't blame you at all,because if you know what am going through here you will not be seating down there and be talking like a mad man,me brother is a wanted man now and from the look of things am getting into more trouble because he is the only person trying to help me out of this shit.he helped me by asking his secret bankers to release the money to you so that you can help me do what i told him and you are there telling me shit.look if you cannot help to secure this money tell me it is very easy to say i don't know why you are so foolish not to understand good from bad,God will help me look for somebody who is reasnable and that talk like a human being,the way you talk sometimes make me think that you can run away with my money if the bank transferred the money but because of the kind of person am i trusted myself just as i trusted you.I have no other place to make money for my trip so pls do what the bank want from you if the passport is the problem then pay the money in pit.like you said before that any money that is more than USD1000 will need passport now what i want you to do is to pay it USD900,USD900,USD200 with this i don't think there will be any problem again ok.
if you are through with the bank pls let me know so as to know my possition,am sick and tired of your way,do something like a man and not a woman.
bobby
Mon, 8 Dec 2003 07:55:04 -0500
Dear sir,
The above subject matter refers.
This is to inform you that we have visited the local money-gram office but that they informed us that the reference number you sent to us is invalid.
If this is owing to a mistake, kindly correct it and also trying sending the entire money-gram receipt as an attachment. It is also very
important that we have the details of the sender because any mistake in details makes it impossible for us to receive it
We await your urgent response to enable us proceed.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Bisi Abiola.
Tue, 9 Dec 2003 15:43:38 +0100
MY DEAR FRIEND,
THIS IS MY SECOND MAIL TODAY,I AM BECOMING WORRIED ABOUT THE WHOLE THING,HAVE THE BANK TRANSFERRED THE MONEY TO YOU,FOR YOU NOT TO EMAIL ME IS REALLY GIVING ME A LOT OF CONCERN AND I WONDER WHY,PLS DO NOT DO THIS TO ME THIS MONEY IS MY LIFE AND MY LIFE DEDEND ON THAT MONEY TO START UP ANOTHER LIFE PLS,IF THE BANK HAS TRANSFERRED THE MONEY PLS LET ME KNOW SO AS TO MAKE
THE FIANL PLANS.
I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR MAIL.
BOBBY
Yeah sure, you're all fuckin' sweet as pie as soon as you realize you're fucked without me!! Don't fuckin' talk to be about doing shit like a woman, if anyone's the bitch around here it's you, you useless whiny cunt!! Also, I've seen on TV how the women in Africa are always hauling big jugs around on top of their heads all the time. You'd be good at that Bobby since you've got nothing but shit inside of your fuckin' head anyway, may as well put it to some kind of use!!
So if that's what it's going to take to finally get this deal done with, that's I guess that's what I gotta do then. You sure those stupid cocksuckers at that bank will go for this multiple payments idea?
Frank
Thu, 11 Dec 2003 12:51:16 +0100
MY DEAR FRIEND,
IF AT THIS STAGE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT AM FACING BACK HERE IN MY COUNTRY THAT MEANS YOU ARE A BIG ANIMAL.I HAVE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES WITHOUT NUMBER TO LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN CONCLUDE THIS TRANSFER OR NOT,YOU ARE REALLY DELAYING MY MOVEMENT,JUST TO ACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT AND YOU ARE THERE TELLING ME ALL KIND OF SHIT.
PLS SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO TO CONTACT THE BANK SO AS TO ACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT AND TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TOO
BOBBY
Mon, 15 Dec 2003 09:59:36 +0100
MY DEAR FRIEND,
HOW ARE YOU THIS WEEKEND?I HOPE ALL WAS FINE WITH YOU.AM USING THIS NOPPORTUNITY TO INFORM YOU THAT MY INTERNET PROVIDERS WILL BE CUTTING ME OFF FOR NOTPAYING THE CHARGES AND PLS I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU DO EVERYTHING TO MAKE SURE THAT THE MONEY HIT YOUR ACCOUNT PLS,I WILL ALSO MAKE SURE OR DO MY BEST TO SEE THAT THEY RECOLLECT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,I WILL ALSO
SEE WHERE I CAN RAISE MONEY ASIDE MY EVERONMENT BUT AS THINGS ARE NOW I CANNOT GO OUTSIDE MY HOUSE TO DO ANYTHING AT THIOS STAGE BUT I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
PLS IMMEDIATELY THE MONEY IS TRANSFERRED I WILL LIKE YOU TO CONTACT MY SON WHO IS CURRENTLY IN NIGERIA ON HIS MOBIL LINE PLS(234-8023255277)PLS CONTACT HIM TO INFORM HIM AS SOON AS THE BANK TRANSFERRED THE MONEY PLS.
I CAN ONLY HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO EMAIL YOU TODAY AND ONCE IS EVENING MY TIME THEY WILL DISCOLLECT ME,BUT ALL THINGS BEEN EQUAL I WILL DO MY BEST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
PLS TAKE CARE AND REMAIN BLESS.
FINALLY PLS CONTACT MY SON INCASE OF THE TRANSFER.
BOBBY
Ok, now why does it not surprise me at all that you didn't pay your ISP's bill?? How the fuck do you get an account with an ISP while staying at a refuge camp anyway?!! And what's this shit about not being able to go outside of your house, are you even in a refuge camp anymore??!! And why the fuck do I need to talk to your son, I don't want to talk to that cocksucker! I think you just plan on disappearing so you don't have to deal with this house anymore! I fuckin' knew this was going to happen!!
Frank
Fri, 19 Dec 2003 08:43:53 +0100
MY DEAR GOOD FRIEND,
I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND THE CONTENT IS NOT WELL UNDERSTOOD BY ME DO YOU THINK EVERYBODY IS LIKE JUNKY LIKE YOU HOW DEAR DO YOU THINK I WILL RUN AWAY FROM YOU WHEN AM ENTRUSTING USD500,000 TO YOU.LOOK I RECEIVED A MAIL FROM MY SON AND HE SAID YOU DID NOT EVEN CALL HIM WHY OR YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN AWAY WITH MY MONEY ,LET ME TELL YOU I HAVE YOUR NAME AND THE BANK
AS WELL MUST HAVE YOUR NAME AND YOUR ADDRESS,YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE BANK IF THE MONEY HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED OR NOT.
IF I DON'T HAVE MY MONEY I WILL ASK ME BROTHER TO LOOK INTO IT AND GET YOU ARRESTED IMMEDIATELY.
BYE
BOBBY
So the contents of my mail were not well understood hey? That would be because you're a stupid motherfucker! A fuckin' monkey could've understood that letter Bobby, but not you because you have shit for brains! What the fuck are you talking about now with me running away with your money??!! So far I've lost $4,500 with you because you can't be bothered to sign the contract!! And I told you before, I don't want to talk to your fuckin' waste of skin son so forget about it!!
I thought you were going to ask the bank for me if they were ok with doing partial payments through Western Union. I guess as always I've gotta do it myself then? And exactly what the fuck are you going to get me arrested for anyway???!!! You're the cocksucker who is in breach of a verbal agreement here!! Maybe I should make a few calls and have your no good lazy ass dragged to jail and maybe then you'll finally be motivated enough to sign that fucking contract, hey Bobby?!!
Later shithead,
Frank
Fri, 2 Jan 2004 06:56:03 -0500
Dear sir,
The above subject matter refers.
This is to inform you that the western union office here in Nigeria again said that the transaction you are claiming is not valid, that the
transaction did not take place at all. This is the second time and this has eroded your credility.
As a bank, we are bound to hold on to the money you are claiming because it will not be financially wise to transfer funds to someone like you who is used to issuing fake receipts of payment.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Bisi Abiola.
Thu, 1 Jan 2004 23:14:54 -0800
OK SUCKER I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO BUT I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE BANKER THAT SAID YOU SHOULD FORWARD THE MONEY OK
BOBBY
Ok Bobby, this shit's gettin' old, time to cut you loose now. You see, this is how it works. I take every single word we've ever said to each other and put it on my web site so that people all over the world can read about how fucking stupid you are and can laugh at you! I'm sure you'll bring some of the biggest laughs because you will be the biggest fool on my web site! Bobby, a lump of dried out dog shit has more brains than you! I have never seen a mugu as stupid as you. Looks like this time YOU are the mgbada!
Now FUCK OFF!!!
Frank
Fri, 9 Jan 2004 08:36:24 +0100
OBOY YOU BE MUMUOO WHY YOU GO DEY DO LIKE THIS ABEG GO DIE
Hey there Bobby, I've just got to ask because I am so curious...exactly how does it feel to be the mgbada? I'm sure it doesn't feel very good, hey Bobby? Now you know how the people you scam feel, only it's much worse for them!! This is why I must put a voodoo curse on you now Bobby. You will have nothing but terrible things happen to you for the rest of your life now. It's only fair after all the terrible things you have done to people with your scams.
And what the fuck is a "mumuoo"??? You can't insult me with this word if I don't know the meaning of it!
Frank
Sat, 10 Jan 2004 08:44:05 +0100
I WILL SO YOU WHAT AN AFRICAN MAN CAN DO TO SOMEBODY LIKE YOU OF RED NECK
I'm still waiting motherfucker!
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